Cursed uniform thread lets do it i'll lead off with Bucs Julio Jones

Noooooo!! It’s way too early in his career for this! I can’t look, what’s he saying? Is he to the conspiracy theory portion of the program yet? 🫣

You will be visited by three spirits

There’s a feral cat that our outdoor cameras have spotted in our yard before. Tonight, after dinner, it darted out of the pantry as my wife walked in there and ran under our Christmas tree. No idea how/when it got into the house. We do not have pets. I have a bad cat allergy. It was a fun evening 😫

What’s a film you watched way too young?

He’s so likable.

Pretty good NFL Sunday on Bluesky the sports app!

I take it back. I’m sorry.

Fudge.

But seriously why is Melton playing offense 😵‍💫

PSA: Your children are always listening. Even when you complain about coworkers and mention that you need to start exercising again.

@aaronnagler.bsky.social do you have any memories of the Packers trading for John Jefferson?

Aww, all tuckered out from a busy morning of doing fascism 😴

Mindhunter 😢

Just my daily Micah Parsons appreciation post.

But which former president? I smell plot twist! 🍿

But seriously, this thing is getting demolished once Trump is out of office, right?

Stack is a man of the people

An all-time classic 😂

Run up the middle out of the shotgun. No gain. Gotta love it 😒

@desilydic.bsky.social is back to break down GOP plastic surgery trends. Today's refreshed Republican: Mike Johnson!

Did you know that the most accurate kicker in Packers history (with at least 30 attempts) is this guy?

When pigs fly.

I still don’t understand how Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people became our champion for exposing this scandal (and perhaps for taking Trump down) but as Kramer says:

My friends: Twitter is down. YouTube is down. Slack is down. Even Grindr is down Me: You know what’s not down…

Who had the better 2-year stretch in the 1990’s? Jim Carrey (1994-1995): Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The Mask Dumb and Dumber Batman Forever Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Or Nicolas Cage (1996-1997): The Rock Con Air Face/Off

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.

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LOL there’s not much that Musgrave is proficient at is there?

Was Enagbare taking a whizz on the sideline?? Did anyone see that? Lol

I’m sorry, but Jordan Love always looks like a baby deer learning to walk for the time when he takes off running. I’m excited for this dose of Willis today 🤩

Welcome to … {checks notes,blinks} … the, um … uh … #Resistance, Marjorie? 😳

It’s always a small penis with these megalomaniacs…

“Stokes has been really good so far this season. He has a 65% success rate in coverage and has allowed just 4.3 yards per reception when he's targeted. That makes him one of the league's top cornerbacks.” But of course 🫠

After reading all of these Epstein email dumps, my main thought is who has one sentence conversations via email? Every one of his sent emails reads like a short text message, it’s very annoying. Who communicates like that? Oh, and he was a terrible human being.

Just went over to X bc someone sent a link…why are people still posting over there?? It looks horrible. Like a basement full of teenage boys

Oh dang, Jaire is clearly going through some stuff.

Why’s everyone talking about James Bond today? Did they cast somebody? 😃

LaFleur has some sort of fetish with watching Savion Williams run horizontally.

Yup, on 4th down throw it to the guy who stopped playing WR almost a year ago.

Cowards!

Yeahhh that pass hit Watson on the head didn’t it?

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Jordan Love wear sleeves during a game. Respect 👊

How is anyone watching this game without having their eyes bleed? 🥴

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

I mean, c’mon, these really should be the Broncos’ default uniform 🤌

y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...

“People can sleep again because they can breathe is when they go to bed.” — says Dr. Oz while TRUMP SLEEPS 👇🏼

Perhaps one of the best photos I’ve seen to encapsulate his presidency.