Remembered that time someone saw the Mastodon UI and said they were posting on "TheSlap from Victorious"

"Rigged for her pleassure" i'm sorry but i believe women can achieve anything without having it rigged for them #feminism

no way i just met a celebrity. I've seen your tits more times than I've seen my mother's face

This line is killing me on this read man like.. she could have iron deficiency and it would still be the same line

Hey guys what's going o--

Evergreen www.youtube.com/watch?v=C22a...

Wdym xrays in the US cost about $400 that's my entire salary of one month

Kasane teto is 48 years old

Everyone should learn how to pirate stuff

Torment Nexus, reloaded.

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

One thing i feel we should laugh at more at the US is their grading system, like yeah i get that using feet as a measurement and having their own "football" which has nothing to do with football, but like, they use Letters for grading

Checking for Defects Requested by BasicallyContraption Drawn during my September monthly art request stream I don't play Terraria, but the idea that #KogasaTatara becomes a good enough smith to craft a magic sword like the Terra Blade is very appealing #東方Project #Touhou #多々良小傘 #fanart

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she going harvey on my steve in a way that's making her family feud

Tío me he metido con un polículo y no debería haberlo hecho porque tiene un poco de Mónica en su vida, un poco de Erica a su lado, un poco de Rita es lo que necesita, un poco de Tina es lo que ve, un poco de Sandra en el Sol, un poco de Mary durante todo el día y un poco de Jessica que aquí está

fuck it man here it is

"tgirls go to reddit to get more credit, tboys go to tumblr to get more dumblr" - what i'd say if i was an 8 year old at a woke transgender elementary school

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Fat girl fall cancelled into wide woman winter

REAL youtube

libertarianism has always failed

practical solutions to political problems

social media but awesome

Did y'all really think I'd not do anything for the ice fairy this year? WRONG. Enjoy this lil' Cirno, worst(best) teacher of Gensokyo.

everybody skate

Jet Set Radio Teto #重音テト #KasaneTeto

be my slug!

Charlie Kirk in hell watching the trending tab change to sports

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy 1/3

17776 ass ideology and im here for it

crop gonna kill this one

There's like music and stuff too

was a bit worried about seeing a motorcycle in a big-ass desert in the Metroid Prime 4 trailer but then I saw the motorcycle combat and remembered the Metroid Prime series's true purpose in life, which is to answer the question "what if Halo was a girl"

This is the video game equivalent of putting morbius back in theaters