I'm so glad I'm up watching the game. Sleep can wait. Also, I ❤️ Bruno. We all ❤️ Bruno. And Sesko. #MUFC

Calvert-Lewin (ironically) not getting any kind of punishment for pulling hair, mere days after the PGMOL fell over themselves to justify Martinez’s straight red an subsequent three-match ban for violent conduct. You can’t make it up.

City's gonna win the domestic treble, aren't they? 😤

Chelsea 😂

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

Arsenal 😂😂😂

Mikel Arteta : £1 Billion spent. 2020-21 : No Trophy. 2021-22 : No Trophy. 2022-23 : No Trophy. 2023-24 : No Trophy. 2024-25 : No Trophy. 2025-26 : No Trophy. Most Overated Manager in the Premier League. #PL

Let's see what Arsenal are made of but let's face it, we all know it's porcelain.

🚨Lisandro Martinez has received an additional game ban for Gabriel’s head motion towards Erling Haaland.

Gabriel headbutts Haaland, but NO red card. Best league in the world with the WORST and most inconsistent refs. 😂 #MUFC #PL

Arteta's set-piece fc is going to choke yet another title

Wait, Arsenal equalised

City scored and there goes my mood!

Still celebrating our win last night #MUFC

Halfway there! #MUFC

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and a Bruno Fernandes assist 😏

Just win! #MUFC

Attwell doing Attwell things. Certain half of his decisions are just guesswork

If Yoro isn't fouled he clears that easily. Pathetic refereeing as usual.

Ahh, I'm so not surprised by another referring incident. Keep it up, PGMOL! #MUFC

Carrick going in on the referee. Questioning how Yoro can get smashed in the face for the first and the goal stand, then Martinez can be sent off when his hand is in his face at the same time.

A team clawing back a seemingly insurmountable lead to win the league should be an incredible story. But if it happens, it’ll be set against a lot of growing noise around those charges. It’s laughable it’s still going on, and largely on their owners for not cooperating in the first place.

Arsenal, you had one job!

This

Let’s all laugh at Chelsea.

Thank you Brighton, me right now:

Btw, the same knuckleheads, idiot 1 Attwell and idiot 2 Pawson robbed us against Burnley earlier in the season, when they had disallowed Licha's goal. Ooh, I'm so fckng mad! Thank you PGMOL for ruining our weekend. #MUFC

Fckng daylight robbery! Someone should have sucker punched that twat the moment he gave Bournemouth the penalty. I'm still fuming! #MUFC

Another completely inept referee and VAR ruining a football game. Should be used to it by now, but I’m fuming.

There’s absolutely no difference in the contact there and the contact on Amad, yet look at the conviction from the referee. Disgraceful refereeing.

Bournemouth has been a voodoo team for us lately and I expect a decent challenge from them again tonight, but we have enough quality to see them off. I expect a 1-0 victory. Ps, Sesko's run on the bench is so baffling, just start him and push Mbeumo to his natural position. #MUFC

This is what is called a statistical anomaly

Let’s all laugh at Liverpool

Am I reading this correctly? We’ve had to hire a Chief Intelligence Officer to come in and say what the supporters have been yelling for years?!?! That is fucking hilarious. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Paul Scholes is a real anomaly. Went through a career in the limelight, trying desperately to get out of it. Now, when he could comfortably disappear into obscurity, he’s craving all the attention he can get. By behaving, for the most part, like a petulant child. Another desperate to torch a legacy.

I think the longest issue plaguing utd is that 'some players know that they'll never start no matter what and some players know that they'll never be dropped no matter what' Players have changed, managers have changed, multiple philosophies have been tried but this issue still remains. #MUFC

This shall be, henceforth, referred to as “The Malacia-Newcastle Incident” and never to be spoken of again.

Let's all laugh at Chelsea! #Chelsea #ManUtd

A second half brace from Lisa Naalsund helps United beat Liverpool 3-1 at home 🔴⚪️⚫️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #MUFC #MUWomen

Pep to Saudi after failing to beat this spursiest of the spurs team:

Oh, l love this 😍❤️🤍🖤

Yea.... that goal was a beauty can't be mad at that...#MUFC #ManchesterUnited

That's a proper & pure striker's goal! The awareness, positioning, & the temperament to hit it where he wanted with his back to the goal! #MUFC

Damn, Djokovic, this was fckng impressive! #AustralianOpen #AO

Damn, I just heard the news about Dorgu 😭 #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

A heartwarming moment for Lisandro Martinez 🫂 #mufc 🔴 Manchester United