Lots of things to dislike about modern football, but Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, Ousmane Dembele, Desire Doue, Michael Olise, Jamal Musiala, Luis Diaz and Harry Kane all being on the same pitch at the same time is not one of them.

✅ Three valuable points against a tough team ✅ Another Bruno assist ✅ Held on despite pressure ✅ Casemiro masterclass I love an ugly win. And with Champions League football now almost locked in, even more so! We're a fragile squad still - mentally and physically. But we've got character.

Bruno must die a little inside every time he sees Dalot as the only option on the overlap.

Naively sloppy defending and passing at the back lads, come on! Wake up!

Igor Thiago is a major threat. We've rode our luck so far, jeez.

Amad and Mbeumo lacking so far. We're treading on thin ice conceding possession so easily as well. I'm not entirely convinced we won't concede, so we'd better score more than the 1.

Let's keep the ball more now. Conceding far too much possession to Brentford in these last 10 minutes.

Fantastic start from United so far. Creative and with high intensity. And a Casemiro header now becoming the norm! There are a lot of qualities to replace from one player this summer.

Kobbie Kanchelskis jinkng through the defence there!

Awww dammit

Fucking hell, what a tense final 15 minutes or so for Southampton!! Get in!! Now see it out, come on!! 🤞🤞

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The Liam Rosenior experiment has to be one of the weirdest, most reckless gambles in recent Premier League history. What a shambles. Did they really think he would perform any better than he did?! Nobody recognises Chelsea any more. www.skysports.com/football/new...

Amazed at the staggering shortsightedness of the Leicester City money men, thinking the timing of this was appropriate considering their impending relegation to League One 🙄

Everyone's revelling in Arsenal's downfall. While I'm here fuming that City are being handed yet another title when they're in a transition year. YOU HAD ONE JOB, ARSENAL!

Havertz, what an opportunity! He's seriously GOT to at least get that on target. Shocking.

Let's see what Arsenal are made of but let's face it, we all know it's porcelain.

I hope all my fellow Reds are having a fantastic and enriching Sunday 😂

✅ First win at Stamford Bridge for 6 years. ✅ Silenced that twat from Argentina. ✅ Ten points clear of LinkedIn Liam. ✅ Clean sheet with bare bones defence.

That 3-game ban for Licha is bollocks. Violent conduct?! Mental. Fuming.

Fucking shite

Watching United in a bar in the south of France, surrounded by Leeds fans. Not a fun experience so far

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the absolute trailblazer that is Marie-Louise Eta 👏🏻 I hope more follow. There's absolutely no reason why there shouldn't be more female coaches in the men's game. If you're good enough, you're good enough. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Late to this, but I'm genuinely buzzing to see Harry Maguire signing a new contract. And taking a pay cut too. Fair play. He's a reliable, consistent leader. You can never have enough of those. #mufc #manutd

I hate to bang on about it, but do you think maybe there might be *some* update on the 115 charges in 2026? Or is that unlikely? I mean, it's only been 3 years since these stories broke.

Atleti 1-1 Barça Rashford scores for Barcelona ⚽ Maybe #MUFC don't need a new winger next season after all 🤔

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Those grumbling that England are boring. They've got nothing to prove, and lots of potential for injury with a World Cup on the way. Damn, I'd be taking it easy! Saying that, Palmer and Foden look well off their best, don't they?

My monkeys? Arctic.

Hardly "breaking" - we all knew it - but glad this is being taken seriously at last.

Everton 3-0 Chelsea 🤣 Drink it in!

A 6-6 aggregate score between us and Bournemouth this season is wild.

The most wildly inconsistent and erratic refereeing display I've seen in ages. From a stonewall pen denied, to a straight red for what? Hands on him? Bollocks. Absolutely pathetic.

2-1, immediate response which is amazing to see. Keeps any doubt at bay. Lifts momentum. Restores KARMA more importantly!! Our away support btw, immense 👏🏻

Atwell literally decided against giving another pen, just because he'd already given one. Blatant foul.

Cunha just gets it, doesn't he? 😍

Chelsea Football Club and Liam Rosenior. Young, arrogant and massively unlikeable. Remember when Chelsea used to be a team of proper men? The Mourinho or Tuchel era this ain't.

Mavropanos masterclass. Two words I never expected to use in the same sentence. Immense display 👏🏻

Love how West Ham defenders are all channelling Bobby Moore against City 😂 Long may it continue

Circa 2004

I do like the Wrexham "story", and from a pure sporting point of view they're great to watch. But Sky Sports honestly, what's with this ass kissing?? It's off the scale!

Chelsea losing tonight by the same scoreline as Tottenham last night 👀 Woeful showing by English teams at this stage of the Champions League. But then again, the quality of the Premier League has been shocking this season.

Does anyone ever hope other English clubs to do well in Europe? Not me. I hope they all get battered. Taking extra glee from Liverpool, City and Chelsea losing, obviously.

Class comments from Schmeichel, from one goalkeeper - and human being - to another.

I bet Harry Kane is fuming he couldn't get in on the goals tonight.

Apologies for getting so vexed about Spurs. But the way Tudor is managing this group of young players - who by all accounts are at a low ebb and in need of support - is criminal. Not even looking at Kinsky as he leaves the pitch, visibly upset? Fucking shocking, that.

If Spurs had any players with any bollocks at all, they'd go in at HT and ask the boss wtf that was all about. But alas, I don't think they have any players like that.