This is wonderful

"Arsenal were a team that, you know, we played nice football, but Mikel came in and changed all that". Apparently that's a compliment from Jack Wilshere to Arteta.

Well that last pen was a fitting way to conclude a truly awful game

Thank fuck for that, Arsenal fans will have to delete all their drafts about United and Bruno, the fucking weird twats. Any chance of Rice crying on the pitch?

Always hate to see anti-football teams win, and Arsenal have been playing for a draw all night. So they'll probably win, because modern football is rubbish.

Might be easier to score if they put the ball in the penalty area now and then.

Arsenal will win if it goes to penalties. Not sure PSG can still afford to take 5 minutes dicking about on the halfway line before getting the ball forward.

Madueke clearly drags the defender down with him, ref got it right.

So now we know the ratio - refs will give a penalty against arsenal once every 200 fouls.

PSG making so many stupid mistakes when they get decent positions, just lashing at the ball without looking. Really poor half of football, Arsenal will be desperate to keep sucking the life out of the game, diving, and getting away with clear handballs in the area, as they've done so far.

Here’s just one detail from The Nerve #HarborneReceipts timeline. On the *exact same day* Christopher Harborne gives Reform £3m, Nigel Farage says Reform will lift cap on stablecoin ownership. Where does Christopher Harborne’s money come from, you ask? Stablecoins!

Alternatively, and hear me out on this, maybe just...don't sign him. Not short of options on the right wing.

You want wealth taxes? In less than 2 years, Labour have delivered all these wealth taxes (and probably some more as well) taking more money from the wealthiest in society and the biggest businesses! Promises made, promises deliver. Raising billions, maybe 10s of billions of pounds each year. 1/5

😂 Sam Coates makes an ABSOLUTE TIT of himself. Calls PM photos "fake news" then finds out they're from the Press Association. If you make a spurious, inflammatory point you never made about any official photograph before, to pitch yourself as the only reliable source, at a minimum check your facts.

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

"I'm becoming a Reform councillor... For an hour."

What's this? Accusations of payments (bribes?) being taken by Johnson and Farage to 'rig' elections? Sounds VERY serious. Can we move on from gossip to look at this REALLY serious story and ensure EVERY LAST DETAIL is fully examined to find out the full truth?

Arsenal beat West Ham. Good news for Spurs fans, but bad news for Spurs fans.

Want to say ‘let’s go off the Bayindir precedent here’ but also don’t want City to win the league

Didn't really get any better - a nothing game where nothing happened. No video required for the highlights: 0: Game gets underway 90+4: Full time

Mount working hard, but he's clearly no Casemiro replacement - United can't get control of a game when Casemiro is missing. Doesn't help when pretty much the entire team seems intent on passing it straight to Sunderland. Mbeumo and Dorgu for Zirkzee and Amad?

Well, it's not been a classic so far...

Shobalobs pointing at his gold badge as he went down the tunnel at full time, as if the champions spending half a billion quid to be 6 points behind the team that finished 15th somehow isn't a massive humiliation for them.

Amad doing a very "I'm coming on at half time" kind of warm up...

Totally forgot about PSG v Bayern. Thankfully it sounds like I didn't miss much...

Feel like sky sports have glossed over a few details here, i.e. It was Calvert-Lewin who's hair got pulled, and he grassed to the ref about it, then said it was just part of the rules when Martinez was sent off.

Absolutely zero contact with salah there...

Zack Polanski has shown his true colours the last couple of days. 1. What is happening in parts of Ukraine has been called a genocide by international organisations. Polanski claims Russia is not even threatening a genocide, never mind carrying one out. 1/4

Following the absolutely disgusting comments from Zack Polanski today in regards to antisemitism, I am calling true Green Party supporters who see and acknowledge the HUGE strides our Labour government are making towards clean energy and to tackle climate change to, just this once... 1/2

With hindsight, giving him a contract for six and a half years may have been a touch optimistic...

More good news! Labour have today announced details of their promised reform of Ofgem. The plans to transform the energy regulator will strengthen protections for consumers & ensure they are treated more fairly. Measures include: + faster redress if households are let down by suppliers 1/4

Yesterday we had a journalist post on Threads to say the press doesn't like Labour and holds Labour to higher standards than other parties. It confirms what we all knew and see every day. But shocking that someone in the media bubble actually said it out loud!

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

Alejandro Garnacho completed more passes to Manchester United players tonight than he did in his last three Manchester United appearances

"Every away game we go, we're still at home" Nice bit of praise for the fans from Bruno...

Yes! Get in there - big win. Some brilliant defending to keep a clean sheet with four out of five centre halves missing...

United winning at half time, undoubtedly one of the two best teams in this match. Massively against the run of play, couldn't care less. Got to be awake 2nd half though - can't just sit back and try to hang on to a one goal lead, letting Chelsea have attack after attack until they get their penalty

Amazing stuff from Bruno, another assist - this time Cunha's first touch is a goal rather than a yellow card like his last one...

Did Chelsea just get a free kick for their defender and keeper colliding? Yes, yes they did #MichaelOliver

Ally McCoist there, thinking United are lucky to get away with a foul outside the box not being given as a penalty.

De Ligt, Maguire, Martinez and Yoro all out of the Chelsea match. Super. Dalot, Mazraoui, Heaven, Shaw? Mazraoui, Heaven, Shaw in a *shudders* back 3? Exciting times, what a fun opportunity to experiment in an important match.

Another Labour success! When they came to power, they promised to streamline & update the process for setting up clincial trials, so that NHS patients get faster access to groundbreaking treatments. They set a target of 150 days. In the prior year it was 169 days. It now averages just 122 days!

Maguire becomes the first footballer to swear since Wayne Rooney invented naughty words 15 years ago. It just doesn't happen in any other matches, so you never see anyone else banned for it. I hope the amazing officials from that perfectly officiated match against Bournemouth aren't too traumatised.

Bit of a strange one - United were absolute garbage and fully deserved to lose, but at the same time, how the fuck did they not get an equaliser? Only started playing once Martinez was an utter fucking moron and got himself a stupid red card so he can miss a few more games...

Can someone tell the players that Sesko is quite tall and might win some headers if they actually cross the ball somewhere near him at any point...

Manchester United players for the last 23 days...

Looking ever so slightly rusty, like they've all forgotten how to play football in the long gap since the last match. All the basics, completely out the window. Garbage. Half time subs needed, surely.

Well, I enjoyed the late season break, but finally back off to Old Trafford this evening...

Has Trump sent his wife out to use the Epstein files to distract people from the war he started to distract people from the Epstein files?

The last Tory government hit ONE of their manifesto pledges