Devils Win!! Jake Allen put on a goaltending clinic.

It’s no Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy, but nice to see my Knicks win something.

Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.

When your public record is already stacked with indictments, fact-checks, court losses, and self-owns, it’s hard to argue anyone else did the damage. You can file the lawsuit. You just can’t pretend the BBC is the one who ruined your name. #NoCharacter

From the author of "The Liar, the Grift, and the War Crimes" comes… "The Chronicles of Narcissism: Voyage of the Don Traitor".

Christmas came early.

surround yourself with "I went through this so you shouldn't have to" people rather than "I had to, so you should too"

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots

Let's check in on the cabinet meeting…

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Had a dandy time at Key Bank Center tonight.

Happy Thanksgiving!

These new Mitchell & Ness x Golf Wang jerseys are atrocious.

A Bills receiver finally getting separation this season? #ElijahMoore #Released #BillsMafia

Let Brandin Cooks!

What is in Lipton Beefy Onion that keeps it good for 1,000 years?!

How did no one throw a flag?‽ That turf clearly targeted that back ref.

I’m getting really good at these NYT crosswords

Stood in a Wicked long line to get in to Shea’s

As Carlin said, “it’s a big club and you ain’t in it.” www.bbc.com/news/article...

Nemec. 🧢🪄

Daboll back to Buffalo? 🧐

Get froggy. Throw subs. Turn up the volume. Resist.

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula

1:9 ONE TO NINE

RIP Nick Mangold. Even as a Bills fan, you couldn’t help but respect the guy. Tough as hell, always showed up, and made the Jets look better than they deserved.

“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….” 🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼

A little positivity for the timeline.

1-13 🥴

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

The party of law and … oh never mind.

I love that the Dolphins and Jets are a combined 1-11, and the only reason either of them has a win is because they had to play each other. #AFCEast #GoBills

Congrats to the Blue Jays. 😔

We’ll see you for game 4. Go Yankees!

My two favorite teams advance. The Yankees and whoever beats Boston. #NYY #ALDS

(solemnly) You've had mail.

It took ages to get back, but the farewell jersey has arrived. 🦬💙❤️ #BillsMafia #GoBills #FarewellSeason #BuffaLove

Good morning, Bills Mafia!!! Can I get a “Go Bills!”? #BillsMafia #GoBills

Ok, but who decided that we needed a towel bar behind or next to the toilet?

Funniest ending? The U.S. oligarchs finally gain control of TikTok and everyone immediately leaves.

At the end of the week we are guaranteed two of the six 0-3 teams to be 0-4 teams (MIA|NYJ, TEN|HOU) and one of the six 3-0 teams to take a loss (PHI|TB). Yes, hypothetically any of them could tie... but highly unlikely. #ILoveFootballSeason

A clearly emotional Kimmel nailed that monologue.

I wonder why the UN rejected Donald Trump's renovation bid… hmmmm 🤔

The rapture scheduled for tomorrow has been canceled. Too many people replied “maybe” on the invite.

From now on I'm entering rooms like this:

'you'll be visited by three spirits' the three spirits:

Just now realized today is one full year since my last drink. 🥸

Anyone else hear that, “Houston!! You’re going the wrong way!” shout from someone in the crowd? #BucsTexans