Random thought of the day: Why hasn’t the makers of Head & Shoulders shampoo make a body wash called Knees & Toes?

Just a reminder, the 🍊🤡 saw Iranian protests on the news and then was convinced by BeBe and Lady G that Iran was weak and ripe for regime change. Yesterday, 8+ million Americans protested the 🍊🤡. What does that make us? Anyone?

Funny story from No Kings in Louisville. Was marching next to an older gentleman with a homemade sign. Sign pole made with a meter stick. He realized, while marching that the numbers 45 and 47 were visible on his pole. Took a sharpie out and blacked those two numbers out and kept marching! 😂🇺🇸

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I expect many will follow the DOJ’s lead and redact the 🍊🤡’s name from much of the US currency that will bear his signature.

Can the Democrats please announce their inaugural “Most Corrupt Politician” Award and invite the 🍊🤡 to the capital to receive it and be recognized? Time to mock this shit and fight.

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Today, for lunch, I’ll be having Orange Chicken Tacos in commemoration of the ongoing “peace talks” with Iran. 🤦🏻‍♂️😬

Those of you traveling to airports in the coming weeks, if ICE agents are unmasked, please use your phones and take pictures of them. I will be.

Open the waterway that you blocked because we attacked you or we will commit a war crime against you is quite a statement. Congratulations, Republicans.

🍊🤡 giving away the game here. If Dems don’t fund DHS without any concessions, he will deploy ICE to airports. If Dems don’t help pass the SAVE America Act, he will deploy ICE to polling places is coming. Bookmark this.

I think the European countries should offer to help open the Strait of Hormuz. Tell the 🍊🤡 they will help, but they are naming the military action “Operation Save Trump’s Dumb Ass.”. See if he still wants help.

Holy shit, he is embarrassing!

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Pirro literally said in her “press conference crashout”, show me the person and I’ll look for a crime. Does someone need to tell her that’s not how it works. Obviously, thats the way it works now.

Judge Winebox crashing out in a press conference is just what I needed today.

These active shooter things are gonna get worse and more frequent. We all have to pay for what that 🍊🤡 has done. Anyone wanna bet the 🍊🤡 tries to put all Muslims in an internment camp? I hope not. Willing to Anne Frank as many as I can.

As someone that was a VA social worker and worked on the homeless team for a decade, this will be an abject disaster.

How long until the 🍊🤡 tries to put all Muslims in interment camps?

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. Closing Time-Semisonic

🍊🤡 answering questions at this press conference is a word salad of lies, delusions, and fantasies. His brain is pudding.

Watch for sanewashing all this in the media. Example of sane washing: Trump posts about his idea of deploying winged unicorns into the battle in Iran. (Obviously crazy) Media headline: President Trump posts cutting edge military technology that could turn the tide of the war.

Iran has only killed 2 more Americans than ICE has.

RickyBobby Mullin gonna get in there and see how much of a train wreck the agency is in and quit.

Does RickyBobby Mullin have to get filler and hair extensions now?

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So RickyBobby Mullin has a built in scapegoat when there is an Iranian terror attack, right?

People screaming this is an unpopular war and that the administration must explain themselves because public sentiment is important. Newsflash everyone, dictators don’t give a flying fuck about what their people think. We are here.

I hope Kristi Noem, when she crawls into bed with Corey tonight, looks over to her husband sitting in the corner and asks, “You think I could go to prison?”.

This is the greatest set up and line of questioning ever!

@kamlager-dove.house.gov for the win! She didn’t deny it! Thank you congresswoman!

Watching this WH press conference and watching her admonish them for not getting the message out about evacuation plans for citizens in harms way in the region. I want one journalist to say to her, “After vilifying the media and calling us fake news for a decade, now you want our help?”

I can summarize this administration’s “strategy” on Iran in one sentence. We’re gonna blow up some shit, after that, who knows what happens?

I did not have a Republican senator going scorched earth on Secretary Noem on my bingo card. Amazing how when you decide not to run for re-election, they suddenly find their balls and spine.

I have an idea to stop the war in Iran. We air drop RFK Jr, Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, and Howard Lutnick into Tehran. We tell them that they are the new administrative team, tasked with running their country. They would surrender in 24 hours.

Kristi Noem is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Can the first question be, are you having a sexual relationship with Corey Lewendowski, a subordinate in your department?

They’re gonna put detained immigrants in work camps making missiles, aren’t they?

He’s gonna launch a tactical nuke. Isn’t he? If so, game over, baby. It’s been real.

Everybody on here saying “Trump has to explain to the American people why he attack Iran.” Unless you’ve been in a coma for the last 13 months, you still must not get it yet. We have a dictator. Congress won’t stop him, the courts won’t, he doesn’t think he’s accountable to anyone, because he isn’t.

Trump looks and sounds absolutely depleted today. He's so weak. He would hate if you shared these photos taken earlier with your followers.

Overall stock market is way down already, but the military contractors stocks are way up. Enjoy your tanking 401K’s and eating your piece of chicken, broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing.

Just a reminder, the Secretary of Defense, in the middle of a war briefing really said, they or the President are not accountable to the American people or the media to explain their actions. That is authoritarian posturing. Full stop.

I bet Lindsey Graham is recording this Pentagon press conference for his spank bank.

Pete Hegseth is such a fucking clown.

Why wait until Wednesday for a vote on war powers resolution you ask? There are several primary elections on Tuesday and none of them want to be on record voting for this prior to a primary.

The 🍊🤡 is setting an amazing precedent that if you don’t like the way a leader is running their country, you can kidnap or assassinate them at will.

Reminder for the rest of the world, if they send Witkoff and Kushner to “negotiate” with you, a barrage of missiles isn’t far behind.