Of course the guy who looks like Andy Samberg gets the Die Hard clue right on Jeopardy

Happy "my power bill doubled" season to those who celebrate

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.

Work is going terribly, so if anyone has any connections to people looking for Electrical Engineers, I’ll dox myself to get a lead. I have no project management or oil&gas experience, which rules out a surprising majority of jobs 😒. Unconventional opportunities welcome.

After fining out how much ketamine therapy costs, my first thought is setting up a drug lab...

"Dance your cares away, worries for another day. Let the music play" Damn, those Fraggles were high as fuck

Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️‍⚧️

YouTube reporting the same, but with Hildegard von Blingin taking #2 spot 🤪

Despite my top songs, my love of late 70s Japanese jazz fusion has betrayed me

lmao

Opportunity for the @thepwhl.com to reinvent this tradition. Even if it’s an afternoon game on the 24th, could be at an NHL rink and make a big event. "Boys went home, our turn..."

who am I kidding, it's Alec from @techconnectify.bsky.social

A carbon adjustment shouldn't impact profit though, right? They were spending that money on reducing GHG emissions, right? RIGHT?

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Somewhere around start of July my brain shut down and I've had anxiety too bad to get work done. 😔

Me and all the other left leaning liberal/strategic voters

I think about KPDH more than a grown man should, but if I went to a concert and the artist debuted a new banger THAT NIGHT without having played it at said concert, is be pissed.

1: Add a cantilevered mixed-use trail to current bridge 2: Add a centre barrier to reduce glare and head-on collisions 3: Redo the on-ramps, maybe even adding roundabouts or dog bones to the approaches 4: Use money saved from not building more bridges to finance more transit (Northside hub, etc)

Won't someone please think of the industry for once?

I have a business idea: an internet without tech bros

it it real black friday week, or the 5th fake black friday week in a row

Sunday not going well.

Please hire me, an anonymous engineer with severe depression and anxiety.

All of this. And even past this, "I would rather potentially have a child dead from a painful and preventable disease than potentially one with neurodivergence" is one HELL of a take.

Saw a 10 at the Landing, and it reminds me I'm a 3, not a 6.

Obsessed with Odessa

possibly one of the funniest right wing self-owns I have seen all morning

my memory is like Microsoft OneDrive, I'm sure that information is saved SOMEwhere, but good luck finding it.

Everyone look up Linux Mint

Going to get this, the old WHAM! board, and the Wilson’s Insurance spinny temperature display and restore Fredericton to its glory days

Can’t wait for Spotify to tell me if I listened to more Chappell Roan or KPop Demon Hunters this year.

Well, I guess Bill Clinton WAS exposed in the Epstein files. Every accusation is an admission.

I don't think people realize the absolute unit of a tailings pond the Sisson mine requires

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

TUNGSTEN!

visited my old high school (for work) and there is a Ship of Theseus thing where all the teachers have changed, security doors have been added, everything is painted different colours, and students are young enough to be my children. Hopefully it's different enough to not cause anxiety dreams again

Fuck Microsoft.

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

I feel like if Halloween was on July 31st, then August 1st ya’ll mfs would have your Christmas decorations up. Seriously. Give it a rest. Please wait until at least Dec. 14 to put up your shitty inflatable Santa.

There needs to be a distinction between: Can't (logistics) Can't (depression) Can't (anxiety) Can't (lazy)

Here we go again

Oh wow, she gone

Thank you Apple, 29 GB are needed for "system data" so I can no longer use apps because the phone is full. I also can't offload apps because the phone is full.

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Removing Roe v Wade will cause that increased crime Republicans always think is happening (The reverse of that famous study). Good thing prisons aren’t for-profit. Oh, wait

God bless the Fraser Institute for providing us with a quick way to tell if someone's a moron: "Well according to the Fraser Instit--" "Fuck outta here with that shit."