Don't let him appoint a new Dolly.

I will continue to never post there

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Microsoft Teams should be classed as a terrorist organisation.

Local "what is this" FB post, with picture of what is clearly an airplane, really robbed me of my belief in fellow man.

I read it as "AI charts", and this is it: horoscopes for dude-bros

knowing how slow most things move in gov't, this is an amazing accomplishment by DTI and contractor. The civil servant behind this can have a beer on me.

I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the federal government subsidizes the oil sector (mostly for profit companies) at a rate of somewhere between 2 Billion-30+ Billion/year… or 5.5-82 million dollars per day. thenarwhal.ca/oil-and-gas-...

My former supervisor in NYC died as a result of someone dooring her. She did everything right to stay safe as she commuted by bicycle; she was crucial in getting cycling infrastructure in the Bronx. All it took was one man who didn’t look. His door hit her and sent her into oncoming traffic…

Do these guys not watch movies? Tom Cruise himself took TWO WHOLE MOVIES to defeat this.

🚲 this machine outruns fascists.

THAT IS CORRECT

“We should want to take advantage of the post office’s unique, nationwide infrastructure to provide more and better services to Canadians instead of dismantling something that we may never be able to rebuild.” @parismarx.com

I wish I could like this 1000 times

The post office doesn't need to turn a profit. The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit. The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit. We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"

Garrett from Community in Jeopardy! what?

this, but for electricity

pretty sure my journey to electrical engineer started with seeing these bad boys at age 6. Crazy that the 2nd record was only 2 years old at the time.

My therapist is on maternity leave, I may be unravelling

Perpetually stressed out from not getting anything done, which prevents me from getting anything done. ♻️

Running out of time this year for my motorized midlife crisis. I'm sure it was May a couple weeks ago.

It's likely there is a current Molotov-Ribbintrop type agreement on which countries are OK to invade

The evaporation of physical media (including PCs and Consoles lacking disc drives) has paradoxically damaged accessibility of media, obliterated preservation, and ruined a culture of renting (e.g. Blockbuster) that created conditions for more media to be experienced by more people at a cheaper cost.

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

Considering doing a highly illegal "Little Free Library" for streaming shows on physical media (my 200 unused DVD-R discs).

a handy FAQ from our sister bridge, 11foot8.com 11foot8.com/11foot8-faq/

sometimes I forget about the US, but then someone mentions gunshot detection in streetlighting... uhh...

Microsoft single-handedly bringing back the paper desk calendar by removing it from the taskbar. No way am I going to open "Outlook 365 with Teams and Copilot integration" to see what day of the week the 24th is.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Still recovering from the collapse of Reply All: 99% Invisible Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend Twenty Thousand Hertz Hyperfixed Search Engine

What these posts make clear is that we need to crush and stamp out the most dangerous ideology of all: centrism

went to get replacement tires for my road bike (700x23C) , but they seem to be "obsolete", which means someone literally re-invented the wheel.

Microsoft forcing me to install Linux

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

"The price tag for a Chinese-made BYD Seagull, which has now surpassed Tesla as the world’s largest EV manufacturer, is around $13,800 — without the 100 per cent tariffs, or added costs like safety certification and shipping." Know of an #EV under $20,000 in Canada? $30,000? This would be huge.

Poland

Ok, this is a Zoey stan account

Thinking about this more this morning, and when Carney says he wants Canadians to have more affordable EV options, it could mean two things: recognize EU (and maybe Japanese) vehicle safety standards, as some auto lobbyists want, so those vehicles can be sold here, and/or reducing Chinese EV tariffs

I hope V is ok. Maritimes social media isn’t complete without her. 🦛

Magna parts BYD cars 🤝 Cheaper EVs for Canadians

Canada can partner/co-own with BYD to build the worlds most tech advanced EVs in Canada with our oversight. We have the raw resources, infrastructure and experienced manpower. Build at least one plant in New Brunswick and open shipping across the Atlantic #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

I have an amazing business idea

This is about politicians, isn't it

Ottawa’s tariffs on Chinese EVs are propping up U.S. automakers Allowing access to these vehicles would be good for the environment and Canada’s economic independence. #cdnpoli #canada #green #energy #electricvehicles shorturl.at/UDilQ

Cookies in the lunchroom taunting me like the green goblin mask

Some things would be worth the divorce

managed to fall off the bike AND put my phone through the laundry yesterday. Wake me up when September ends 😩