You don’t say….

Because suck it, that’s why.

So lemme get this straight…the AI/software jobs are being taken by the Filipinos? I’d hate to be a racist Luddite right now…so conflicted.

Dear America, Just because they’re rich, doesn’t mean you have to just sit back and let them rape your daughters. Unless that’s exactly what it means. Damn.

Gary Oldman (born 21 March 1958) is an English actor and filmmaker. Known for his versatility and intense acting style, he has received various accolades, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award, three British Academy Film Awards and nominations for three Primetime Emmy Awards.

More ICE-caused deaths: apple.news/AHivtNwFjQRu...

ONLY BECAUSE THEY GOT CAUGHT......... 👇

I’m not a conspiracy theorist. But when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein, there are a lot of things that remain objectively strange. A DOJ draft press release dated the day before his death, with the final version adding the phrase “of an apparent suicide.” 1/3

*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino* ‘What’s your name?’ ‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Blow up Boston Dynamics. Like blow it up. All their facilities. All their factories, offices, labs. And keep blowing it up ’til the rubble is as fine as icing sugar. Also confiscate and destroy all their data. All of it. I’m not even kidding. The sooner the better.

a: I fired the janitor for smoking pot. b: Why would you do that? a: Because I can't stand high maintenance people.

CTV pushing out their monthly messaging of "Don't rise up peasants. Things are bad because of you, not the people hoarding wealth and lobbying with basically your income to enrich themselves further, and ensure you never get ahead"

Normalize muting any asshole on Bluesky who reposts Trump’s vile garbage as a virtue signal.

Trump laughing his shit-stained ass off as an anonymous aide tells him how his racist meme is all over Bluesky thanks to fucking idiots platforming it. I’m surprised people here don’t post nasty deepfakes captioned with “Guys look what‘s on X! So gross!” What the fuck is wrong with people?

No wonder Harper has crawled out of hiding! Carney seems to be emulating him in many ways!! 😱 www.policyalternatives.ca/news-researc...

JD Vance - dear friend of Jivani 😡😡😡😡

If anyone’s able to beat up Jeff Bezos, today would be a good day to kick the living shit out of him. Mods, do your worst.

National Prayer Breakfast sounds better than National Kidfuckers And the People Who Worship Them Breakfast.

I couldn’t stand Woody Allen and thought there was something wrong with him before it was cool.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

Jordan Peterson's been reduced to screaming at puppets on social media. It was bound to happen, but still, you love to see it.

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

Fraggle Death Metal.

Coming soon to an Ontario near you.

🧵 The Epstein files should not be understood merely as another grotesque sex scandal involving wealthy and powerful individuals. Their real political significance lies elsewhere. 1/14

Miss me with that Stephen Harper nostalgia bullshit. Fuck him and his stupid band. #canpoli #cdnpoli

Our government is totally OK with child porn and non-consensual deepfakes. That's all. #canpoli #cdnpoli

It'd be real nice if the Feds would step in and do something about this. Problem is, they don't care. #canpoli #cdnpoli

Tuesday. How do we cope🤔

What if we dynamited Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School, quarantined all graduates of both on a remote island surrounded by piranha-filled sharks, and see if that helps at all? It can't hurt to try.

I don't agree historians will be stunned, they've seen thIs throughout history, in the USA.

These are the ICE killers. These are the men who shot Alex Pretti. These are the cowards who fired ten shots into Alex Pretti’s back and killed a good man. These are the criminals who wear a federal badge. These are Stephen Miller’s men. American Gestapo Thugs Don't forget their faces.

12.4 billion of our tax dollars, destined to end up in the pockets of Galen Weston and the rest of the vampire grocers, while our education and health care systems are left to crumble until they're sold to private interests. This is exactly how crony capitalism works. #canpoli #cdnpoli

Will Laureen be bringing a +1? Is the rest of the IDU invited to the gala dinner? So many questions.... #canpoli #cdnpoli

Will the Van Cats be playing? I heard they're holding a "drink 'til you have to be sent to emergency and have your stomach pumped" contest for the kids. #canpoli #cdnpoli

Don't forget that @gtconway.bsky.social, David Frum and their lot fully expect to step in as the 'grownups in the room' when this is over. Their idea of saving America is returning it to the Neocon Dubya days. If America has any hope, it has to raise the bar higher than "Not a pedophile/grifter".

This is heartbreaking and it's still happening. Remove the entire trump administration now.

Every single artist at the Grammies coulda said “Fuck no, I’m not appearing any any goddamned Ellison owned propaganda network” and left CBS with an empty auditorium and 3 hours to kill.

Is the God who blesses Grammy winners the same God that lets brown kids get sent to concentration camps?

How to pay off the national debt: Auction off tickets to be locked in a room with nothing but Stephen Miller and a baseball bat when this is all over.

The United States of America: 1776-2026 Cause of Death: The Epstein Files

Fuckin’ Harvard. What is it with that place? Like they hand out degrees in scumbaggery and sociopathy.

Save your neighbors save the planet burn down your local data center

I hardly recognized Jenni Byrne. That’s all I’m comfortable saying. #canpoli #cdnpoli