His base thought he said: "No more Wars." Turns out, the FIFA World Cup Peace Prize recipient was actually saying: "Know more wars"!

Are restaurants not used to getting compliment calls? Whenever I get food delivery from a new restaurant that is particularly awesome, I always call them and tell them so... Virtually every time, the person on the phone is shocked that I took the time to do this.

@julesette.bsky.social I started following you, and read your bio, and now I just want to tell you that for years now, the accidental discovery of a radio station/website in New Jersey has brought this Detroiter so much joy and obscure knowledge that he's never been the same. Thanks for all that.

What is the etiquette on leaving an apparently abandoned televisit with my doctor? I was in there 15 minutes beforehand, as I was told to be, and a half an hour later, I was left still looking only at myself, with a message promising that my provider would join shortly... He did not join.

I'm a Democratic Socialist, and I can cook a cheeseburger -- whatever the hell that has to do with anything -- and John Barron, who is the Chris Gaines to Donald Trump's Garth Brooks, is a piece of shit loser

I have had a YouTube channel for years for purposes of making comments. Although I have posted some songs and stuff. But I am going to start adding content. I have no idea what that will entail at this time, but I do know it will be me, and my ideas and not AI. That is all.

Let it be known that upon rewatch, Lorelei Gilmore is really assholish to her parents, especially when she is remarkably like them -- in ways she would be assholish in disagreeing with the fact that she's remarkably like them.

I doubt anybody needs to hear this, but I definitely need to say it... Scritti Politti's "Perfect Way" out-wang chungs Wang Chung's "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"

I'm not disputing that there are a lot of advantages to having a tele-visit with a doctor... But I am saying I'll never forgive my doctor for making wait on camera for over 30 minutes, forcing me to reckon with the fact that I look like a cross between Grizzly Adams and a melting Ewok, that's all.

Today, I have learned that Costco has perfectly duplicated my Elementary School lunch experience with their Pizza

Are there any Nintendo experts out there who can tell me why I suddenly can't access Mario Odyssey on my switch even though it was bundled with the system? Because now they tell me I need a virtual card and I need to repurchase it for 60 damn dollars!

Hey guys, hear me out on this one... Since he's shit posting racist imagery similarly to comments that got Roseanne fired, and considering his cohorts, I think we need to start referring to Trump as Epstein-Barr... Thoughts?

Gotta love when the overlord rolls out a very professional Prescription Savings website that hardly has any drugs on it yet. Note that TrumpRX suggests that I checked my insurance co-pays -- which may be even lower than the "savings" offered on this robust concern.

I love Deep Space Nine. I love everything about it. That is likely of no consequence nor concern to anyone, save for the possibility of @davidleavitt.bsky.social But I want it documented, here, that if tonight's Starfleet Academy attempts to ruin the Sisko, I shall be pissed. That is all.

Hot take: All of these histrionics and tantrums are because it bothers Trump that he’s the ONLY president who never won an election against a man.

On November 8th, I donated to my local Detroit PBS... Today, 12 weeks later, I received half my thank you gifts A resounding fuck you to all of my friends who said I wasn't going to get anything because PBS was finally going out of business... Fuck you all very much

Who was the first person to decide: "I'm gonna make a video of myself opening a box... People will watch me open a box, be jealous of what's in the box, and then order their own box... but, more important than that, they will come back and watch me open even more boxes!"?

Hey guys, hear me out on this one: Trump likes to receive Awards; he like cheap looking gold things... We should totally present him with the Ark of the Covenant in appreciation for all the things that he has done.

The brand new Trump gold card reminds me of when I was a kid, and Art Linkletter was on the $100,000 bill in the Life board game Probably has the same value, too. Fascists say (and do) the Darndest Things

The other day, I went down a rabbit hole, thanks to @meatbag-hunter.bsky.social and a post about Hungarian Han Solo novels that I never heard of. Can't find any copies that are affordable. But I'm Hungarian, a nerd, and tenacious, and thanks to eBay, now I own these wonderfully bizarre posters:

To @tobyhadoke.bsky.social and all my other Whovians... I cannot have been the only one reading and hearing about this summit in Switzerland as involving Davros, was I?

When I was a kid, there was a movie with Mike Connors, called High Midnight about a squad of cops who got the address wrong and killed an innocent family instead of the drug traffickers they wanted to kill. Even though it was a mistake, no one cared since they were entitled assholes. Just like ICE

Actual dialogue between two guys named Mike on the phone last night...* Mike A.: "I dunno why your panties are in such a bunch about this. Obama was way more reckless and unlawful with ICE... You know that, right?" Mike B.: "Bitch, I was the best man at your wedding!" * Which Mike was I?

You know, I was all in on this Masters of the Universe movie, until I found out that Skeletor was being played by Jordan Catalano. Sigh... When will this madness stop? One day they'll learn: Go Jared Leto, lose my business completo!

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social You're probably the only other person in my feed who would get this reference, so I'm just telling you this: Ronnie Schell knows more about deals than Donald Trump

I'm sick right now, so excuse me if this question is dumb, or not up to my usual posting standard: From a packaging standpoint, when did they start calling it chicken bone broth? Is that because people actually needed to know from whence it came? Maybe it always said this? Is this a Mandela?

Aside from being the kind of "with it" reference my grandma would make, I'm pretty sure the Hell's Angels have, at least, one or two sweet people in it... I mean, they have their own Facebook page I think they did fundraisers for Jerry's Kids

Guys, hear me out: What if Trump has spent all this time and effort to get Greenland, by any means necessary -- sorry, I think that reference counts as DEI or CRT -- and actually gets it... Only to realize he wanted ICELAND this whole time!?

Has anyone here seen The Rip on Netflix with Damon and Affleck? Can anyone tell me what the hell was going on? Also, was it a sequel? Because I felt like I arrived in the middle of something that I should have been privy to in another film

So, they're yelling at you, I guess!?

@alyankovic.bsky.social Longtime fan, and I have followed you, before this, and now... I don't presume to tell you what songs to write, nor have to choose your material. But if you don't write, "I'll sell you a pardon, while I pave over the Rose Garden," I just may have to!

In 1943, novelist Knut Hamsun gave his Nobel Prize to Joseph Goebbels, who was Hitler's Minister of Propaganda. Anyway, I was just thinking about that for no particular reason, at all.

This just in: I'm hearing from my friends who work at Ford that the Trump Administration broke into everyone's lockers at the onset of his visit. Everyone affected has subsequently had to purchase their own replacement locks all over town.

I don't know who needs to read this today, but off brand tropical flavored Tums are just awful, when your brain and taste receptors are not prepared for what you think you're about to take in. That is all.

Today, while touring the Ford plant in Dearborn, FIFA Peace Prize winner and perennial Florida man is filmed flipping off an auto worker who called him a pedophile protector. I have never been more proud of my fellow Metro Detroiters than I am at this moment.

In a recent post, @gailsimone.bsky.social asked about video games we return to, and Chrono Trigger got a lot of love. Yes, Chrono Trigger's a masterpiece. I named the protagonist after myself I wasn't prepared to die in the middle of it and then spend the next 6 hours having my party undo that.

@jeanyoon.bsky.social Hey! Great to see one of my favorite people here after I left that other site owned by Nazi Batman Caligula with his Neo-apartheid holy war I have followed you once again

Just read that someone started a GoFundMe for the family of that vile trash murderer ice agent, because they've gone into hiding. Poor things.

I fully get that at 53 years old, I'm not the right demographic, but Nikki Glaser is a horrible, unfunny comedian. She's just, like, saying things... like maybe for shock value, or something... And other people seem genuinely thrilled by what she's saying.

Months ago, before my Exodus from Nazi Batman Caligula's Christian nationalist propaganda site... And before Grok was hitting behind the paywall to act as gatekeeper to the pedophilic urges of the right, I used it -- for free -- to do a thing:

@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social Hey, I know it's after Christmas and such, and you've bought a lot of things, and you're probably Gadgeted out But I was wondering if you were aware of this...

As we prepare to annex Poland... um... Greenland, here's a clip where Stephen Miller reminds us that Drumpf has the plenary authority, he, in fact, does not have youtube.com/shorts/jNAby...

I know it's early yet, but as this year comes to a close, I just want to thank this awesome community here at Blue Sky, more than anything, for its kindness and welcoming nature. For those who follow me, thank you. For those I follow, thank you for everything you do.

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but I love butterscotch candies.

So last night, I watched Rudolph's shiny new year... He's in a time crunch to find the baby New Year before it's too late. He's walking through the sands of time, and getting rides from Camels and whales and such. Can he only fly with Santa? Because at the end he was flying again, no problem.

In my experience, it seems as though the loudest and most prolific proponents of AI, are just not the smartest people to begin with.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I definitely need to say it... I have never understood the appeal of The Big Lebowski There are far better Coen Brothers films, and there are far better Jeff Bridges performances. I feel like people only pretend to Love The Big Lebowski

Fun fact: Die Hard is based on a novel which is, in itself, a sequel to a novel that was made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra. The IP of Die Hard as a movie script has been around long enough to have been offered to Frank Sinatra to reprise that role of Joe Leland in The Detective

For my new friends at Blue Sky, please enjoy a Christmas Eve tradition of mine, since I discovered it several years ago. Ladies and gentlemen, Peter Capaldi reading a letter from World War I.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Have a Holly Jolley Christmas, my good sir... And you know I don't say that too lightly, because you're one of the two people in the world I can say that to, and literally mean it!