Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Last night at approximately 0900 hours, an operation was successfully undertaken in which I banished the enormous black widow that I found living in my basement, transporting it to the alley behind my house.

Oh shit oh fuck

Interesting

GOT CALLED DANIEL AGAIN THIS IS INCORRECT

Might spend the weekend working in mysterious ways.

Bluesky is dead, me and the boys only posting on Trello now

Encounter The Piggy Boy.

I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBY

In Murderbot book 2 there's an important location called Ganaka Pit, and I just think that's like the platonic ideal goofy sci-fi name. Don't mind me I'm just heading down to Ganaka Pit.

Yesterday had an ear infection and wanted to die Today going to see the ROCKIES BABYYYYY LET'S GO ROCKS

Never been so sleepy

flaming moe's

buckle up you stupid bastards, it's 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 (instant ramen and four baby carrots)

Climbing the treacherous slopes of the Ephel Dúath, if you even care

I hate telephone

Certain episodes of Columbo were released theatrically in Italy, a collection of posters.

RIPiss, goodnight jabronie marks without a life

Once again calling for widespread adoption of the pensive cowboy emoji

terrific

going to see souper-man tonight. might purchase some peanut butter m and m's to spice up the experience...

crab

The T in T-Shirt stands for TV

Trying very hard not to fall into any chasms or cracks in the deep parts of the world

The sign refers to both of us.

Shimber me tivers!

Happy June Twelfth to all who celebrate

The worst thing about reading Lord of the Rings is I'm retaining all the lore shit. I can tell you all about Gil Galad and his bro Elendil. I can tell you all about Angbad, Morgoth's seat of evil in the iron hills. I am not proud of this.

Back on my bullshit

Choose Wisely

Reading Fellowship of the Ring. Do you guys think Tom Bombadil only owns one set of clothes, or does he rewrite his song everyday based on the color of what he's wearing?

Lately many people have been calling me Daniel. Do not do this.

Let's Go Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in the stripped club. straight up 'Taming it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. The Impala.

My Small Skinny Macedonian Divorce, a direct repudiation of the film My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Heading to Safeway for a meeting of the minds. All the brightest Dinner luminaries will be there.

The coastal elites don't want you to know about [ T H E A N G E L ' S M A Y O N N A I S E ] but it's real i bought some at safeway

Being imprisoned by my haters for putting too much mayonnaise on a sandwich but it's too late the damage is already done

partaking of the sarded ine

"These burgers smashed as fuck bro" -David Dinner

Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there

today's youth could really take a lesson from this...

ABE: Always Be Eating

Dinner isn't a meal of the day. Dinner is a mindset.

Paul Blart: Woke Pope

David Business... has evolved...