Logo design for a hypothetical alligator-themed pizza chain called Pizza Gator. Credit goes to @chillgoblin.bsky.social for their recent YouTube documentary inspiring this concept. #logodesign #alligator #pizza #art

NEW GOB-TENT! Join me on a guided tour down the pizza hole to explore one of the most consequential conspiracy theories in recent history. This video was my all-consuming obsession for about 8 months- I'm so excited it's finally ready to share. Nobody out Pizzas the 'Gate!

watching the new @chillgoblin.bsky.social video doing an autopsy of the Pizza Gate conspiracy. it really cannot be understated how much of a political time bomb Anthony Weiner was for everyone in his orbit Hillary's campaign was ruined by a million cuts but a surprising number were self-inflicted

Just discovered @chillgoblin.bsky.social thanks to his incredible deep deep dish on Pizzagate. Promptly became a Patreon supporter because that man is talented in a multifaceted way that shows he puts a LOT of effort and work into his craft. Hilarious, and he draws and animates a bunch, LEGENDARY.

IMO, the best video I've seen on the topic was made by @chillgoblin.bsky.social, because by explaining the context of the event through the lens of its absurd cast, he shows how easy it is to slide into conspiratorial thinking when the best evidence supports the lone gunman theory:

Duke Goblin... Got a ring to it

If in this moment of rising fascism one of the main ideals you’re espousing is fervent anti communism you’re either completely stupid or fash adjacent

I Have No Cunt And I Must Serve

Deranged person commenting on my video: Dude, I think (((THE JEWS))) who run YouTube are trying to censor you! YouTube AI: Tell him he's right

NEW GOB-TENT: The following sentence may sound unhinged: Bill Clinton has multiple verified ties to an elite child sex trafficking ring. And yet, it's possible to prove this is 100% true without shooting up a pizza shop. Come with me on a journey down the rabbit hole...

Cold war USA props up South Korean economy for capitalist propaganda purposes SK becomes work-obsessed soju-infused suicidal hellscape Koreans make anticapitalist satire Squid Game Americans see it and are like "Cool, let's do that for real!" A reflection... of a reflection... of a reflection

A hawk bop a tuah, a lop bam boom! Did people already think of that

10 hours to render my video and the final product comes out looking like this. Might just leave it in, not super noticeable

Love Kendrick but I thought his halftime show was kinda disappointing & not nearly as subversive as it seemed to think it was. I still don't see what exactly about the performance was meant to piss off conservatives- but it seems like they hated it anyway, so I guess I'm back on board

Apparently Trump is really inspired by McKinley now, wants to be just like him. Finally, something the anarchists specifically can help with!

Portrait of ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt for @jewishcurrents.bsky.social: jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...

Such nepotism at the Times, publishing this piece by David Brooks's girlfriend

"Gay people are going to hell!" Damn... So even hell can be gentrified

Unironically devastating

Me: *types literally any two words* Instagram AI: LOL, remember a year and a half ago you sent all your ex-roommates that big long text about your cat dying? That was epic! You GOTTA send it again! 🤙😜🙀

Met a celebrity today

As a non-American the "Tea Party" movement was very funny to me. Like imagine a bunch of racist lunatics determined to crush the poor calling themselves "the pretty princesses"

They call it the most wonderful time of the year because you get to listen to whatever music you want and it won't show up on your Spotify wrapped

If he was really as evil & bad as they say, wouldn't his name be Waluigi

Make time to check in on the health insurance CEOs in your life today. A simple text to say they're in your thoughts might go a long way.

How is my French after using Duolingo every morning for a year? Let me answer in French: "Terrible"

Bill Clinton’s new book “Citizen” contains a DESPICABLE lie attempting to distance himself from Jeffrey Epstein, and I can prove it. 🧵

If you need to Guelph, the Waterloo is right next to the Kitchener

Trump was also surprisingly chill with trans people in 2012, overruling a decision by the Miss Universe org to kick out a contestant for being a trans woman. Disappointing to see a longtime ally make such a reactionary turn recently :(

One cool thing about Canada is there's a place called "Guelph." Pretty neat to have a town named by a barfing cat

HOT TAKE I'M STILL WORKING OUT: I don't think the Democrats have been hurt by their association with "wokeness," I think it's the opposite. Wokeness has been hurt by its association with a party that is transparently corrupt, economically right wing, genocidal, anti-working class.

What happens if bluesky just renames itself "twitter"

Love reading all the thoughtful comments on my Epstein/ Trump video!

Researching Jeffrey Epstein and it's eerie how there are still so many unanswered questions about the guy. The biggest mystery to this day is probably either where all his money came from, or how to pronounce "Ghislaine"

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

300 character limit here??? Hell yeah, gonna write so many jokes with twice as many words as they need

Not committed enough to the idea to do it myself but has anyone tried making the jumping Elon X thing into a swastika? Probably good for a couple dozen likes at least. Symbolism

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

I'm down with this energy here where we're against quote dunking on people, but it's kinda hard to be funny online without being a bit of a toxic gossipy lil shit, y'know? Tryna come up with positive stuff but it all feels like it should be written in several different fonts next to a minion jpeg

None of these are mutually-exclusive. All three of these are true at the same time.

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series theonion.com/dnc-aiming-t...

We need a liberal Trump!

Hey y'all, just a lil bluesky ettiquette tip for all the new people: When you see someone post a photo of themselves/ remark on something they did, it's considered rude here to spam their replies with racial slurs. One of the many tricky ways this site can be different. You'll get the hang of it :)

Love that tweets here are "skeets." Have we thought about calling quote tweets "queefs"?

Okay that seems good for now. Follow me if you're cool

I think my least leftist opinion is probably "country music is good"

Thinking about getting that shin lengthening surgery just so I can go from 5'10.75" to the 5'11" I've been telling people for years