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He is the softest person on the planet

Based on what we have seen over the past year, it’s a pretty good bet that Donald Trump, Jr is about to become affiliated with a startup venture related to exploiting oil resources in Venezuela, where he will do nothing and know nothing while profiting substantially.

This is not a SCIF, it's a blanket fort

This gentleman's analogy encapsulates the pedophile president's blithering idiocy in Venezuela to perfection. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

dude sundowns in the middle of the day lol

I remember when they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty.

And, he’s a pedophile.

being led by a pedophile and a bunch of sycophantic losers is really fun!

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

Same people celebrating Donald Trump invading Venezuela would be celebrating Adolf Hitler invading Czechoslovakia. And believe me it is exactly the same, next is Poland (Greenland), and then France (Canada).

Oh

The Convicted Felon who has taken at least three cognitive exams & falls asleep during official meetings just bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader.

i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane

don't care what Maduro has done swooping in with an undeclared war and kidnapping a head of state is unforgivable can this nightmare fucking end please

they attacked DC. anyone with a brain knows that

Just a quick reminder that Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every one of them were Republicans

For most of our history, if you called the president a felon and a sex predator, you’d be making wild, unfair accusations. Now, you’re just repeating facts that were confirmed in court.

I knew stranger things got prince songs. So epic. Good job Winona!

The president is having a New Year’s Eve crashout

Jack Smith: I believe we had proof beyond a reasonable doubt in both cases.

lets go thorrrrr

dance off turd nugget lmao

TO ME, MY X-MEN

why is zelenski wasting his time meeting with trump? I get ukraine needs help, but the orange shit gibbon is fully fucking compromised

cackling

im turtly enough for the turtle club

Trump: "We actually do have a real peace in the Middle East"

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's a day, & the president is illegally monetizing the office & stealing the power of the purse. Again.

rewatching the boys season 1 and its unfathomable to me that people thought Homelander was a good guy lol

I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse. There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.

Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States having absolutely no idea who he is pardoning, nor why.

"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."

my aunt and uncle double suns im sippin blue milk

AP Bio is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. "so sorry, I am hearing pig volcano"

The proper title for his book would’ve been: The Art of the Steal (With this cover)

The Art of the Deal. [Cartoon by Dennis Goris]

Pam Bondi and crew look straight up retarded. your boss fucks children

Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.

Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.

A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me

🚨🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump just confirmed that he will refuse to sign any extension of the ACA tax credits. It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.

They think we’re all so stupid

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

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