again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

Anyone who blurts out an opinion as fact and follows it up with "but we aren't ready to have that conversation" displays the kind of smug, arrogant, bullshit self assurance that makes me assume they are wrong, even if I would have agreed with the point otherwise. Just infuriating.

I hate to cheer on Philadelphia, but the Packers need to lose. So...I suppose...go...birds.

How the fuck is it even possible to lose $12 billion in a single quarter?

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

I, too, would absolutely vote to convict and should be placed on any and all such juries.

Justice, thy name is foot-long Italian, and thy avatar is Sean.

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

First female Mayor of Detroit, bay-beeeee

It's genuinely impressive how Pete cannot see his job as anything other than Toxic Terminal O-4 behavior with Fox Anchor Characteristics

This thread fucks so hard.

Leaving the E4 Mafia in a couple days. Been here so long I don’t even know what to do with myself.

It still bothers me how stupid the left sounded when they heard the term "lethality" for the first time in their lives when Harris said it in her speech, and they flipped the fuck out. Just dumbest, showing of their own ass ever. Just talk to a veteran for once in your fucking life, y'alll.

I think Zohran would have been a mostly forgettable mayor if not for the insane racist attacks against him tbh

Baltic companies secretly fuelling Russia’s shadow fleet www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-e...

all other issues aside putting age verification on everything on the internet for porn reasons doesn't even make sense. millennials all looked at porn on windows 95 aol on our family computer(!) when our parents weren't home and we are the only normal generation

Read every word! "You say you hate empire, but you only ever mean one. You rage at U.S. hegemony while excusing Russian conquest. You romanticize “multipolarity,” as if choosing a different empire were the same as dismantling one... dumplingradical.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...

Pupdate! We (somewhat unfortunately but objectively morally correctly) found her owner. She spent a nice few days with us, but is reunited with her proper family.

Look. It was cold, and she didn't have a collar. SHE came running up to ME when I was walking on the streets of Detroit. She was in danger, when you think about it. You might even call me a hero! Anyway, I (probably) stole a puppy tonight.

Obamacare saved my dad's life. Trump's mismanagement of the pandemic got him killed. Basically all I need to know about the matter.

Me: why is JSky so quiet tonight? Also me: oh fuck, is it Friday? Uh...spooky candles I guess?

I was supposed to be promoted to Staff Sergeant AO October 1. Pretty crazy that the E-4 Mafia is so powerful they would shut down the entire government rather than let me leave. Sorry, y'all are just casualties in a gang war. Only explanation there can be.

Someone should calculate how many times over we could have solved things like world hunger or homelessness for the amount of money that has been poured into an industry built on ketamine addled CEOs going on live TV to proclaim they're on the verge of unleashing the torment nexus

Me, saying goodbye to my kids in the morning: "Bye, I love you. You be kind to your sister, you be kind to your brother....(as they ride their bikes away) And wreak vengeance on your enemies!"

Millenial men grew up thinking we wanted to be Brad Putt or Johnny Depp, when now we all realize that this is the peak male we all were raised with and aspire to be

Oh holy shit!

Pee is stored in the balls. Neurotypicality is stored in the dick skin. Science.

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This is wrong on every level. It’s a rigorous process that can take years. Just because a small number of rotten people faked being blind or paralyzed doesn’t mean the system should be gutted or over 9 million veterans getting benefits smeared. This is so dam irresponsible of WaPo.

The replies to this are something else, and truly make me question what my fellow progressives are even doing with their time. People losing their whole fucking minds about someone saying they are fine with me deducting my dependants on my taxes, and him not getting to do that cause he has no kids.

This is incredibly real. The first time you see some of the worst things one human (or group) can do to another, you feel it change you. The 100th time? You know it is still affecting you, but you can't even really tell how any more. That is probably the most scary part.

ADL reminding all of us that appeasement, going full kapo, destroyed ADL and gained them nothing.

You don't know shit about "illegal orders." You don't have to post shit if you don't know and pretending is looking like a fucking clown. All you are doing is spreading misinformation.

Shema the Beit Shammai way! Morning shema = standing up Bedtime shema = lying down Depression shema = curled up into a ball

...maybe. I *press X to doubt*, but if this were a thing I actually believed the Qataris wanted to -and could- do, I would be made tentatively optimistic by that statement.

Men are not nearly lonely enough actually

Kenneth Gainwell has a natural advantage running the ball compared to, say, Steven Runbad

Does it rhyme with "Shmill Schmackman?"?

Suck it, losers!

Shana tova, bitches. Eat honey cake. Do it. That is all.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Lol

Rosh Hashanah blessings be like 🍎 🍯

Bro what the actual fuck? Even I feel like this insults Charlie's memory.

Morning commute's gonna be sweet, tho.

Sabaton's album "The Last Stand" is increasingly the soundtrack of the times.

Robin Hood and Lil Jon

Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.