ANDRE WIT THE DAPPER GRIFTER OMG #MetGala

Panic don't really move no needle. You'll just be in ya crib not knowing what to do w/ya hands. There's a lot of ways to be helpful. Just pick one that's your speed. You can grow food, visit the elderly in your city (they would love company), mentor the pickney dem. Everybody can do sum'n.

You know how THE SECOND you walk through the door at a family gathering one of your fucked up distant relatives has to start some shit immediately…that’s how this feels Like can I not take off my coat and get a drink before you start throwing a sieg heil ???

This is why I’m telling the girls to put the panties back on and leave soon as they see that limp thang. Time to start protesting till we get better customer service and maintenance from the lazy fellas!

Musty Red is still a gutter rat! Idc.

Traditional New Orleans architecture under the snow. #sneauxday

I admire the boldness in being that dangerous a driver with a license plate that only has four letters for someone to remember.

Shout out to the Audi on I-285 North this morning, zipping across lanes nearly causing two accidents. As I slammed on my brakes, I got a look at your Law Enforcement Memorial vanity plate. Your insane driving truly is a tribute.

Law enforcement and military are the most violent folks in society. No coincidence damn near every serial killer served as a cop or in military and HALF of police officers are domestic abusers. All this is to say “law enforcement memorial” plates do NOT suggest a safe driver. Should, but don’t.

On his first day in the White House, President Donald Trump gave commutations and pardons to every defendant charged in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Many assaulted police.

Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity. A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.

This had me standing in the middle of my living room cackling 😂😂😂

The women in the Black Panther party…we need a movie on them only…

Legit need to get real fuckin strict around here…

We told people to stop buying Skims and Kylie lip kits years ago but they ain't listen 🙄🙄 Buy from the Black women they stole their ideas from ❤️

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

bro not now she has to commune with the dead #castlevania #castlevanianocturne

Atlanta play all day lmao. The song 😭

a HUSBAND!

😭😭😭

We put up with erectile dysfunction, genetically terrible hairlines, stamina of a fucking overweight cat, unruly pubes, peasy chest hair, patchy ass beards, jail tats, bony chests, hideous toes, skin that’s never been exfoliated but a bitch cuz put a wig or a lash on or use a filter…stop it!

Wild scenes from New Orleans….ice covered streets got a guy skating and playing hockey out there….surely there are no salt trucks down there….stay safe NOLA 🙏 Via @oliviavidaltv/twitter

A quote:

The CFPB has returned nearly $20 billion to the victims of financial fraud since 2011. This is the real reason why billionaires want to abolish the agency. It actually fights for working people.

I thought this said syphillis, which ironically would also work.

A sweeping blackout hit Puerto Rico early Tuesday, halting power to nearly all of the island. The electricity provider said it would take 24 to 48 hours to restore power.

LOOK AT THIS NOW.

Don’t put your life in these weird niggas hands, baby

365 of 365🫶🏽✨

Apprehensively popular scientist… correct!

How you prefer white diamond over black opium 😳😳😳😳….white diamond literally gives old woman

Federal appeals court upholds jury's verdict against Trump that he sexually abused writer E. Jean Carroll and denies his request for a new trial

Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States, has died

‘The ultimate I told you so’: Black folks sit back and watch MAGA immigration war

CORRECT! Also, the way they fry these emojis is taking me down 😭

The ESPN on ABC cameras found Miami players fighting on the sideline during a break at the Pop-Tarts Bowl. 🏈🥊

It’s me! I’m niggas!

I need science to tell me how his brain works 😭😂😂