The face. The body ✨

You can only repost this today

I can't wait for J. Cole and Kendrick to have a verzuz in 10 years

Janelle Monae knows how to Halloween ✨

We went on a date and he didn't want to share appetizers

I asked my coworkers if candy corn was a trick or treat. Majority said trick of course 😂

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate SHAKEEEEEE 😭

Megan really said "Im fine asf so do the lyrics even matter" 😂

How was AI helpful today: I yelled my anger and frustration towards my property management company into ChatGPT and asked for a professional email to share my concerns

I heard Gordon Ramsey got frozen meals, and I heard its not good 😬

TikTok comments actually hold the funniest people in the world

Bask & Lather is that gworl

Idk about anyone else but I don't like seeing my friends location every time I go to text them. My anxious self be like "damn she at her man house, let me talk to her later" 😅

What I gathered from The Perfect Neighbor: -Florida remains a state I would never move to - Ajike Owens was such a beautiful mom ✨

Good morning Skyline ✨

Being a cold beverage is something apple juice fights against everyday. 3 minutes out the fridge it's room temperature. Put it in a cup with ice? After a few mins that shit is maybe cool

What the actual FUCK I'm SO SORRY to hear that. This country is so fucking broken 🫂

So I needed a root canal and my wisdom teeth removed. After my root canal, insurance says "oop you've maxed out for the year, anything else you need will be fully out of pocket"

I had to throw someone to the ground today. And let's just be glad that's all that happened

The way I shook my oral surgeon's hand and put my hand over his and whispered "thank you for being black" 🥹🫶🏾

And to that person that said chopped cheeses are nasty.....fair assessment because not everyone's tastebuds are the same.

78 people from my job got chopped in the middle of the night like this is Love Island. My company so messy for that.

3 bites of pasta and a whole chicken?!?

Lol alright Uggs already?????

I don’t watch it but it looks like the Fast and Furious of TV shows.

The fact that I've never seen the show makes this a 1000 x's funnier because there's no context. 🤣🤣🤣

Now why 911 got my girl Angela Bassett in got damn space?? 😅

I like getting on buses when they at the first stop of the route. I walk right on without paying a dime

Just discovering these are two different people 🥲🥲🥲

Fine let me go watch AHS: Coven again

Chile first episode of RHOP starts with Gizelle and Ashley and I almost cut my tv off 🙄

A calm creamy salmon pasta 😋

My homegirl is such a kii. Everytime she get a new follower on IG she DMs them like "Do I know you from somewhere? Why did you follow me?" 🤣🤣🤣

Taking things as they come and doing exactly what feels right

It's so wild watching Charlie Hunnam play Ed Gein. I still see him as Jax Teller but talk about range 👌🏾

Lamb chops with red wine reduction Honey balsamic brussel sprouts w bacon Mac n cheese

My profile say cautiously optimistic. We in a bad state with this country, but if you think I'll be miserable for 3 years, you fucking crazy.

You pulled out the fully automatic and sprayed with this one probably a bunch strays out there 🤣🤣🤣

Lol is this a block kink? Do y'all wake up hoping to be blocked by someone random?

And? Keep that boring ass misery over there

Idk who this is for but I see several to whom it applies.

A man's response to "I'm bout to slap tf outta you" usually let's me know who's down for a good time 😂

You're sick 😅😅😅😅

Niggas do like getting slapped like you they momma. I swear

I wanted to join in on the mess 🤭

Does your day always start off miserable? Cause your early morning skeets do