Idc what kind of motivation you got going on. Working out in jeans is insanity

Up at 7am - rare thing to see. Working from home has truly spoiled me. And it's the least I can get it this crock ass country

Roughly thinking of 4 shrimp deviled eggs, 2 fried wings (flats), 3 forkfuls of mac n cheese + yams, and 3/4 cup of collards w/ smoked turkey neck.

Idk McDonalds. That Big Arch is giving Burger King. Like everytime I see it, I think of a Whopper

My cousin pre- brunch: I don't drink anymore btw. My cousin mid-brunch: I see y'all are doing bottomless. I'll just order a mojito Me:

He just shared that my demeanor reminds him of Eve or Foxy Brown, and that when he was a kid he enjoyed seeing girls bully boys. I'm Jackie Christie, and I have found my Doug 🫶🏾

My professional way to tell subordinates to get on their shit "Let's try to continue handling these requests with urgency as we want to ensure patients are getting the help they need in time requested. Thank you!"

Naw my homegirl got a call from her man's wife today 😪

Textured foods that are unforgivable: Hot/warmed up lettuce

Happy Monday ✨

When Bad Bunny shouted out Guyana 🇬🇾

This man is part of planning his homeboy's bachelor party. These are the ideas he said he suggested in the GC: -Spa Day -Go Karts -Gun range He lying aint it sistas? 😂😂😂

A toaster strudel BEC is so big back and quite frankly upsetting that I didn't think of it first

Following Hillary Duff on IG because it seems right for a 94 baby like myself

I'm convinced Ricardo is not an actual dance choreographer 😂😂😂

It is such a safe and happy feeling to know I'm in a space with someone that will let me be frustrated and still handle me softly

Someone called Angel and Keirna, Afterpay and Klarna. I've been giggling all morning #RHOP

The perfect day to finally watch His & Hers

Reward for Sinners making history with the most Oscar nominations? Put it back in Theaters once a year. Something like the Lion King

Cranberry-pomegranate is really that girl ✨

Me finally deciding to get a gaming system for my place after living here for 3 years

Instead of Shaderoomteens, bring back this!!

Ugh why are we at the age where our parents are dying? Handling end-of-life decisions is so much 😢

Goodas Mi Back Mi Back - Tony Matterhorn 🎶

If you purchased them Meta glasses I do not trust you

Mind you I'm in my 30s 😂

I like them safe and thriving for now but cracked by 2029

In Living Color deserved just as many seasons as Mad TV

My ex's mother still reaching out after 3 years is crazy. Your son is a ponk.

2026 be good to me ✨

1/1/26 @ 4am I mention my feet were on fire from my heels. He takes my shoes off and proceeds to massage them in the back of our uber until we get to our destination 🫶🏾

Went to a Jamaican/Nigerian restaurant in Brooklyn and had some bomb ass jerk lamb chops + jollof rice

My toxic trait is when a man says "good girl" to me, I immediately respond "I'm not no dog" 😅

Someone get me a ☎️ and 🚬 asap lol

Okay we are at the end of 2025. I better see a trailer for Supacell early 2026

Girl dinner tonight: Lychee martinee x2 Hella bread w, balsamic vinegar + oil Mountain of fried calamari

She worked in a messy dept so not surprised. And yes she was one of us ✊🏾

Someone at my job said we are not coming into 2026 with them. 🤭

@1:40a

Foxy Brown (1974)

what I got <> what I made ✨

Ja Rule and 50 beef will always be entertaining 😂

Is she a nympho or does she simply want more than 1 round?

People on the internet complaining about others choosing to post their lives...on the internet

Adding the dispensary as a stop in your uber ride to the family's crib, cause you know you and your cousin's bout to have a time

Not cooking a single thing and showing up with liquor this year 🤎

RIP to the hustle of doing someone's homework for some 💵

This Bake n shark hittin 🙂‍↕️

4am and fighting the urge to tell some man in the club he look like Safari 😂