artemis // #HadesII #Hades2

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everybody stop updating your privacy policies immediately!!

they should invent a laptop fan that doesn't get dust and hair stuck inside it

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so stressed I'm only being kept together by the this too shall pass of it all

you're a fucking EMAIL APP

I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise

"my conspiracy theory is that the dairy industry is behind all of these (shitty) plant-based sweets in order to convince people good candy can only be made out of animal products" is no one normal anymore

at this point i don't even care how badly written that tiktok book was or how resistant to criticism the author is bc jesus christ stop turning every creator into a lolcow

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or as we call it in Europe, "Georgia"

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every time i clean my laptop fans my hands are shaking the entire time and I'm so anxious that this is it this is the time i do something wrong and kill my machine and every time it turns out fine

one of these days native english speakers will get over the whole "foreigners complain about our language so much and they're right, english is dumb". language learners complain about every language they learn, english is not special

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“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

the fact that this song was released just 2 (two!!!!) days after the announcement of his divorce is driving me insane open.spotify.com/track/4LZKUT...

every time i eat oats without heating them up in liquid first i feel like a horse

Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit

if i had known that making yogurt was so easy i would've done it years ago

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

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I'M DONE IT'S OVER FINALLYYYYYYYY I CAN SLEEP NORMALLY AGAIN

i have become the tumblr destiel meme guy bc my friend learned the news from me sending him this article

The Bluesky Experience

*gasp* hopspital

Really struggling not to end up concluding that a genuinely industrial percentage of mainstream British society has basically decided that trans people are cancelled now and so you can just freely fund the second act of one of the most rancid transphobic bigots alive.

TAG THAT EPSTEIN PIC AS ADULT CONTENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

LFG

A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes

can anything beat "throwing a bunch of spoiling veggies and legumes into a pot and filling it with water and spices and letting it sit on low heat for an hour" for convenience. starting to think not

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ophthalmologist prescribed me a month of eyedrops-that-make-you-unable-to-see before sleep for a month and it's making me realize how much i rely on reading in bed to fall asleep bc now i Can't read before sleep bc i can't See

straight up putting jalapeños on everything atp

The Meowpolitan Line

i need to eat a pomegranate asap when is it going to be in season alreadyyyy

literally every ukraine related tweet she has ever made

i like that there’s an objectively correct answer to this question and over half of the population got it wrong

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Raw Anarchist Black Metal be like 'No Gods, No Mastering'

I'm just completely unable to react to this song title normally anymore open.spotify.com/track/10acEy...

never thought I'd see the day ru wikipedia has character development holy shit?

my gozinaki wrapper calls it a sunflower brittle??? absolutely not

first time in literal years I'm going somewhere by carpooling and it is going to be the worst trip of my life

food websites that don't have a "jump to recipe" button you are my enemy