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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Sharp as a brick, that Laura.

Awww, bless his little camo leggings.

It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Addicted to power, in particular, because it was something denied him for most of his formative life (like the whole crew of them, honestly) because he was a loser and has since found a way to game to system into giving him power. It's derived from carrying water for billionaires, but nonetheless.

the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.

Anyone who tells you not to worry about opsec is making your life simpler because you know you simply don’t have to listen to anything else they say on the subject

2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe. 2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty. Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

Credit to an amazing Canadian Tod Maffin for the Healthcare Infusion network bringing in US healthcare workers who want to immigrate and get a job in #Canada details in his video below

OH (for real) in a Moncton restaurant last night: “What happened to Thibideau? I heard he got hurt.” “He took a puck to the head.” #canada

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Like the shingles vaccine reduces your risk of dementia by 20%

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

Let's stop calling it "domestic violence" and call it what it really is: "MEN KILLING THEIR PARTNERS." www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

Sorry, this dish will always remind me of Izzard’s Death Star Cantine bit.

Nope. Canada's Minister of Digital Asbestos Integration has clarified that the Canadian government does not, in fact, have a backbone.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

“God damn them all.”

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

Made a new playlist

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps Big Balls can be sent to run Venezuela.

Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

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☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone

Christmas is hard for many. The years roll, the ghosts at the table increase. We’re haunted by the absence of voices, of laughter engines who drank and ate with us. This can be day of remembrance rituals. For what it’s worth, Hooklanders near and far are in my candles today. Be gentle on yourselves.

Good time to mask up—whole lot of illness out there right now. Just had Covid in Nov and dealing with again now. Annoying as go nowhere and mask when do. But admit no longer masking in the home w/ family like was for a long time as familiar enough how hellacious LC & how nonexistent the support.

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. Happy winter solstice! Never give up.

If your real-human research assistant regularly stole other people’s work without attribution and made colossal mistakes like #AI does, wouldn’t you fire them?

Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.

Jake Paul got his face busted, Andrew Tate got mollywopped, and a Nazi died falling out of a tree? Things are looking up. Maybe the tides are turning.

Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse. Do not let Waymo into your city.

Now would be a great time for a 10 episode, 20 hour prestige series about the ten years between 1916 and 1926, covering the establishment of the 8-hr work day & 5-day work week, in the US. Each episode would be one year & the middle episode should be entirely devoted to the Battle of Blair Mountain.

Don't forget, every lie Tim Houston tells is an admission that he thinks you're stupid.

Bostoo yook yarters 😬

Brown U kids who survived USA 389th mass shooting of 2025 will now pay out of pocket for their healthcare, because USA guarantees guns but not health. Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.

FFS

Somehow my phone has a Siri voice that sounds like @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social and I don't dislike that one bit.

Breaking the Waves

I keep having to justify why I want to go to conferences outside the USA and the simple answer is "Many of the people it would be helpful to talk to are no longer able to enter the USA"

grim, but not not clever.