So what you do is, you just scroll. With your thumb. Yeah, like that. And then your brain lives 8 very stressful lifetimes in the span of 30 minutes. I do it like 10 times a day. I’ve lost the ability to make eye contact with my loved ones.

I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...

Really proud to see Sophie Willan included in this fabulous promo from the BBC about regional representation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtMV...

When the Jeffrey Epstein files make you the official spokesperson for Vladimir Putin.

I bet Putin has the Epstein files.

TV tonight: the final, extraordinary chapter of Ozzy Osbourne’s life

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When you order the North Korean parade from Temu.

I’m not sure USA has ever faced such a moment. Wholly unprepared to deal with calamity on the world stage. We have a Putin ass-kisser at Sec of State, a drunk at Pentagon and a dipshit asshole sitting in the Oval Office Adderall tweeting. He pulled out of Iran deal, lethal moron.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

It’s called taxing the rich, buddy.

Good night Eurovision, I’ve seen enough, it’ll never get close to this perfection… youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg

Congratulations to Alma’s Not Normal which takes home the BAFTA for Scripted Comedy 👏 #BAFTATVAwards with P&O Cruises

Self Esteem and Julie Hesmondhalgh on self-doubt, sisterhood and fighting back in dark times

Amazing night at the RTS last night, Sophie Willan and Alma’s Not Normal won 3 awards. So thrilled for her and the entire Alma team. Whoop!

Coming to Acorn TV April 7th - something I designed last summer. The Chelsea Detective Series 3 @acorntv.bsky.social

UK TV industry hit by ‘perfect storm’, says Elisabeth Murdoch

It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. It was never about free speech. on.ft.com/4bBYcXC

Adolesence' on Netflix is one of the most powerful pieces of television I’ve seen in a long time. Hats off to the entire cast and crew. Shows that British TV really is the best in the world.

This MF’er just brought Andrew Tate, a rapist and human trafficker, to Florida! 🤬 The hypocrisy is astounding!

This helps. And I bet you it really upsets them. youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU?...

I genuinely can’t stress this enough, but Fuck Trump and fuck all his enablers. America you should be so ashamed.

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

I stand with Ukraine.

David Lammy is getting a lot of vitriol today for being a hypocrite, which on the one hand I can understand. But on the other hand he’s the Foreign Secretary, what was he supposed to do? Knee him in the balls and call him a c*nt?

"Under weaknesses, you've put 'Accidentally stopped the fight against Ebola'?"

If you haven't read this scathing email from an EPA fed to Lee Zeldin yet, do yourself a solid and check it out: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

Fuck Putin. Fuck trump. I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇸.

Cheeseburger eating Surrender Monkeys Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!

Do we really need growth — and if so, of what? Labour’s growth obsession ignores a key truth: we’ve already ‘arrived’ – instead of chasing more, it’s time to share prosperity fairly.

I love how Trump, Vance and Musk style themselves defenders of free speech, while simultaneously banning government agencies from mentioning climate change or diversity (inc biodiversity!), equity and inclusion, or even possessing maps which show the Gulf of Mexico. Torquemadas the lot of them.

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

The Conservative spokespeople who feel compelled to pronounce on the BBC's Rachel Reeves "exposé" need to wind their necks in and remember just how recently the scale of their self-serving rapacity and culture war toxicity would have rendered something like this not even deserving of a footnote.

For Alma's not normal fans this is worth a listen. Sophie Willan is fabulous www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Perfectly captured.

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

@ellardent.bsky.social hello lovely man! Welcome to the less bad place. It’s going to be definitely better having you here! X

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

The US is about to have no vegetables and fruit from Mexico, no meat, eggs, and potash from Canada, and no agricultural workers due to ethnic cleansing.

Helpful!

Say what you like about the Americans, but they know how to stage an inauguration.

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

Mrs Trump obviously a big @bridgetchristie.bsky.social fan.

Remember all these headlines describing a brief rise in government borrowing costs as being "market mayhem", followed by a week of demands for Rachel Reeves to quit? Well one week later and it turns out UK gilts are now outperforming every other G7 country this year, aside from the US

Goodbye and safe travels David Lynch. Twin Peaks was so important to me as a kid: definitely my kind of weird. I still remembered how freaked out I was by Bob’s reveal… what a legacy he leaves.

@katrosemartin.bsky.social you’re sounding fabulous on Radio 4 this morning Kat! Hope you have a fantastic new year ahead to put Bradford (and you) on the map! X