Yuri would fix sword art online

need an office lady to sexually harras me at work send tweet - @lemurdank.bsky.social

Puppy got anti depressants. Fluoxetin Hope it helps

it's okay dear, you don't have to worry about anything ever again! you can just let me make all the decisions for you for the rest of your life and that way my own anxious attachment type is also calmed because how can you leave if i don't let you? :3

do you really wanna be obsessively stalked, kidnapped, and kept as a pet in the hot domme girl's bedroom or do you just want to be cared for without the fear of abandonment?

shoutout to submissive women, y'all my favorite fr. it's still the most adorable thing in the world when i call my gf cute, grab her hand, and pull her in for a kiss because she get soooooooo shy and immediately starts blushing and forgets how to talk :3 it just makes me want to fucking ruin her 😇

changing my name to pumpkin for the month

I still don't know what the fuck dolls means in the more mainstream sense. I know the niche other stuff, but that's not what this is referring to.

Why is it so hard to make an appointment with puppys psychiatrist ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ I have called over 999 times in an that designated hour. (My phone stopped counting) And I already tried 6 or something days. (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠)

Hi, it's me! Ask me questions ngl.link/thirstycharm

Bitches really be like "woof woof bark aroooo"

WOOF WOOF BARK ARWOOO

I got told knowing where the heating pipe in my bathroom floor is, is dog coded behaviour. But it's so nice to stand on *woof*

the posturizer

Find me in the backroom of the Club ✨ #femboy #nsfw #yaoi #trap

this message appears if you search for hypnosis on pornhub very normal response by society to the very real and very important threat of adult actors pretending to have sorcery make them sleepy it’s the dumbest micro-censorship in our society today

Puppy finally gets the motivation to make a vet appointment to ask for anti depressants. Earliest appointment in 16 days (normally puppy can get one in one or two days) Vet is apparently on vacation or something Fuck puppy I guess (⁠+⁠_⁠+⁠)

I meant to talk about this earlier but Germany is opposing the EU chat control law. That's big "Germany moving to the opposition ranks could then seriously sway the vote, meaning that the chances for the Danish proposals to pass get slimmer." www.techradar.com/computing/cy...

do you fw girls that whine like a puppy when they miss you?

生塩ノアと早瀬ユウカ

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Transgender! :D

you never really need a reason to make a girl go nonverbal, only uttering gasps and whines while you have your fun with her :3

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

New Zealand also voted down a similar request: bsky.app/profile/dpdi...

Who asked for the moment of silence? : www.politico.eu/article/chal...

FINALLY.

attention dogs:

I do think that kirks death has changed things, not in a hyper right wing radicalizing way though. A bunch of people are now going "who the fuck is this guy that the president had us hang flags at half mast for" and are finding out that the change my mind meme guy was a major influence in politics

Let me bite you? 🐶🧛🏻‍♀️ #vtuber #puppygirl #digitalart #halloweenart #vampirepuppygirl Base by @ atlieremilie

Jill takin' the night off to just feel the breeze for a minute~ 🚬🏙

Annihilating

DUDE

Great new guide here.

GUYS OMG HALF LIFE 3 RELEASES NOV 18 2016 I AM SO HYPED

I need to get a collar 👉👈💞💞💞💞💞

Puppy will try being active again *woof woof* Depression sucks

Cmon puppy, come here girl 🥺🐾

Dokomi haul

this rules and is hilarious good for them

[has a math degree voice] actually i have a math degree

Some of you will be outed by this and I am in zero ways shape or form sorry.