Yassssss! @aptshadow.bsky.social

Turns out I’m waiting on 7 book pre-orders throughout the next 6 months. I don’t have a problem. Maybe you’re the one with the problem!

The eternal reminder that there’s a special place in hell for anyone who plays music or a video out loud on any form of public transport. May they be damned for all of time.

Very jelly Scotland if you get this. If you’re in Scotland vote @scottishgreens.org!

I’m flying back from Tenerife tomorrow and I hope I get stuck next to a proud Reform activist, again. Nothing improves my 4 hour and a half time being locked in a metal tube by sotting next to someone who claims that alcohol is only a “self-destructive substance”.

Just can’t believe that wanting to financially punish women who miscarry didn’t swing the vote for him. Stupid woke voters.

FUCKING GET IN!

Looking forward to waking up in the morning to discover by some miracle the Liberal Democrats have won Gordon and Denton and Ed Davey swans up to Manchester with a massive piss yellow syringe to crudely lean into the drug policy debate and the slogan that they’re “injecting hope into politics again”

If the worst happens and Reform win tonight, I pray to the electoral gods that Labour at least come 3rd. They never deserve a shred of an excuse to say that the Greens “split” the left-wing vote.

Two options for voters in Gorton & Denton. Greens or Reform?

there's an easy way to figure out if you should vote for the greens or labour: you should support whichever party has the better chance at keeping the pro-genocide racists out of power. which is always the greens, because labour are that

Max-coded characters (not Superman across the board I might add, just specifically this take on the character)

Fucking get in son!

Not using earphones while you loudly scroll through Instagram in a Costa should be a stoning offence.

TLDR: Government is fine with trans children being outed to abusive parents. Also, let’s not pretend that the phrase “biological sex” is, at best, a transphobic dog whistle. Fuck that phrase and fuck the BBC for parroting it.

There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.

An excellent point to raise by Zack Polanski, leader of Green Party ...💯💔🇬🇧 It wasn't the r*cism, rule breaking or corruption that got Jenrick the sack from the Tory Party – but the r*cism, rule breaking and corruption will get him a demotion/promotion to Reform Limited!

They must never have a moment's peace, for the rest of their godforsaken lives.

They *really* don’t want to release those Epstein files.

Here we go again 2026.

Potentially unpopular opinion: Citizenship should never be stripped from anyone, even if a person has joint nationalities.

The perfect museum doesn’t exi-

Merry Christmas!

Cowards.

I’m calling it now, this won’t change. The 4 best books I’ve read this year (obvs not counting re-reads) in no particular order: Managing and Other Lies - @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social The Black Coast - @mikebrooks668.bsky.social Retribution Falls - Chris Wooding Anxious People - Fredrick Blackman

Full top 5.

Up until a few months ago my job was busy but quite easy and @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social is FANTASTIC to listen to in the background.

Packing is coming along nicely.

Ciao Torino.

As a lifelong hate-watcher of #BBCQT it's been incredible to see the tone shift in last night's prog with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on. It should have never been that hard to call for common sense - and actually popular - policies. Someone is actually doing it. Quick 🧵

I feel dirty now. Thanks Badenoch. Has she *actually* properly read any of his works? I genuinely don’t see how you can enjoy the comedy and fully appreciate the messages of Pratchett’s novels and still be a Tory.

Chorley not.

We’re now officially proud apple tree owners. Oh and we bought a house.

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

As a @greenparty.org.uk member, I kinda do want Your Party to succeed (in alliance with the Greens). BUT, if it does fall apart, there’s always an alternative join.greenparty.org.uk

Better too late than never, I guess.

very strange to check UK news websites and see that the top story is not anything happening in our country, or anything about ukraine, gaza or so on, but some american podcaster getting shot

I mean, if he has to step down being an MP to do so, I wouldn’t be completely opposed.

We don’t know who killed Kirk yet. But it’s overwhelming and has always been the right committing acts of political violence.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.

Mandelson’s links to Epstein were already long known. Why on earth he was made an ambassador in the first place is beyond me.

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

The murder of Kirk is bad optics, bad tactics and is ultimately wrong. I just wish the tens of thousands of Palestinians who were slaughtered by the IDF had got even a fraction of sympathetic coverage Kirk is getting now by mainstream media outlets.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time