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They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

When you know better, you do better...🤭😅🤣

they're baghdad bob'ing the reflecting pool btw

I've naively assumed that every queer person encountered John Waters, perhaps as a lone but heavily worn VHS tape of Pink Flamingos in the "independent and international cinema" (or whatever that catch-all was) in their town's video rental store.

IDK how to explain this lack of trash cinema literacy. One of them, when shown a picture of John Waters, said he looked like a "pervy Mr. Rogers," which isn't too far off TBH.

In the past few days, I have mentioned John Waters to three queer folks between the ages of 35 and 44, and... they didn't know him? Like, at all! What is going on in this country today??

After Barbie Execs: Toys! More toy movies! Not more women directors & leads. TOYS After Kpop Demon Hunters Execs: Singers! More movies with singers! Not women of color directing & starring. SINGERS After Backrooms Execs: Reddit stories! More Reddit stories! Not young people with new ideas. REDDIT

As the memes begin, Chapter 1.

🚨 TRUMP SPARKS DIPLOMATIC CRISIS WITH ITALY: Italy’s Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani has canceled his planned June 21–22 trip to Washington after President Trump insulted Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, claiming she “begged” for a photo with him at the G7 and that he “felt sorry for her.” 1/

Starmtroopers a genuinely fascinating bunch.

Meanwhile, over on X... "Facts Are Stubborn Things." — John Adams #TrumpSurrenders

First it was $40 billion to Venezuela and now it’s $300 billion to Iran This is the price of the Epstein files. This is the cost of electing a pedophile. I never want to hear conservatives say we don’t have money for shit ever again

Former Israeli Intelligence officer tells media that Netanyahu blackmails Trump & officials by threatening to release Epstein material if they don't help them militarily🇵🇸😢🇱🇧

Fuck, I didn't think it could get better: the emergency hydrogen peroxide that DIDN'T kill the algae IS however now destroying the new American Flag Blue coating 😂 Trump's Reflecting Pool drama is honestly an Arrested Development storyline.

Begun the #memeswars have. First image is a still from a video...the rest is the internet being the internet. #MoscowIsBurning

The lid of a storage tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery was blown off and sent flying.

Nobody in Star Trek listens to podcasts. Which gives me hope.

I like the consistency of Netanyahu: it's good that if he somehow manages to bring down Trump with some release the fact they held it for strategic purposes means he doesn't get any credits and remains a selfish, despicable, reprehensible piece of shit.

Doesn't sound like America made a great deal.

As the day ends in Sydney, and I prepare to sleep having not achieved everything I wanted to today and knowing I'll wake up to more Hanson, Trump, Iran, Ukraine, World Cup, politics, hatred and drama, it's good to remember this, and that the fact I made my puppy's day with cuddles is enough 💜

So true, Mr. President

My computer keeps meowing, an adorable notification option in my blue sky desktop app, because apparently dozens of people are following me suddenly? Not sure what triggered this other than me being more active here finally, but it's nice to meet you all, new friends and old Twitter buddies alike 🙂

I could see Trump misunderstanding and thinking No Woman, No Cry is a suggestion you should only date underage girls instead of women so maybe this isn't the strangest combo...?

"Hello, Sir, have you heard the good word about throwing toys?" "I'm eating dinner - isn't that unsanitary?" "There are a lot of harmful stereotypes, may I come in?" #Graupel #DailyGraupdate #Puppy #Dog

"...a devastating truth - she was actually the Queen Nazi this WHOLE time!?" 😱 Sometimes my brain autocompletes clickbaity YouTube thumbnail titles and then I don't want to watch because I prefer my fanfiction. And by 'sometimes' I mean at least a few times a day. youtu.be/wjLxvtODxdw?...

Clearly my brain is over work for the day: I just saw this on my feed and thought "how the fuck did he poop so hard he thought he'd kill himself? How the hell did he make the poop into a bullet!?"

Sure, death and perpetuating Islamaphobia is bad, yeah, but can you imagine how much Iran's LEGO diss track mocking the Reflecting Pool would have slapped!? Nobody ever thinks of the beats we lose in these peace talks... 😢

You know, maybe the REAL Iran-USA Peace Deal were the schools we bombed along the way... 🙏

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

After killing one person without warning or trial, the US government let two other survivors die a horrible death by drowning after clinging to wreckage. Despite knowing this was a possible outcome, the US government appears to have deliberately chosen not to stage search and rescue ahead of time.

"So, Trump turns on Israel over Iran, Netenyahu is finally arrested but brings Trump down with him and they both end up convicted at The Hague." "...weren't you pitching a TV comedy?" "I am! It's set in a cell in a prison in the Netherlands and is basically a reality TV reboot of the Odd Couple!"

"We didn't even wait. And when you're a not an incompetent military leader, Trump let's you do it. You can do anything. Grab him by the Straight. You can do anything." ~ Iran on Trump's Big Bad Terrible Embarrassing Deal, weirdly enough also talking to Billy Bush...

Checkmate, LIBERALS! Trump and his sons actually bet the same $300 billion he's agreed to pay Iran on Polymarket that he would surrender so actually it's 5D backgammon! USA! USA! USA! 🌭🗽

Still better than J.K. Rowling, she would have called Jean Passepartout something like Traveli Cheesemonkee...

People say Facebook Marketplace is a hellscape but where else could you sell a tent you no longer have the tarp for for $350!? 🙏

How did I miss that Carl Weathers died over two years ago??

🎶 "..oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me. "What do you do when wanks become dull? Cut off oxygen flowing to the skull! We are not often ones to kink shame But the candy noose also isn't to blame - and Fruit by the Foot is not for that!" 🎶 (1/2)

💥 Beach Massacre In Gaza: Israel just bombed four civilians while they were on the beach in Khan Younis, all of them were immediately killed. There is video of the aftermath, but I'm not going to post it. 6/17

What a fucking horrible thing to say about Trump. I'm sure he talks about Eric occasionally...

my god, it's real

Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday

This woodblock print by Shiro Kasamatsu (1898–1991), is titled "Shinshu Shirahone Onsen" (Shirahone Hot Spring in Shinshū)., 1935, Japan. The artwork captures the historic, hidden mountain onsen (hot spring) of Shirahone, nestled deep in the Japanese Alps of Nagano Prefecture (historically Shinshū)

what's he gonna do, maul me?

'Untitled' 1957 Mark Rothko www.nga.gov/artworks/674...

Having read Gareth Roberts 20 tips on how to save Doctor Who I'd like to add a 21st: please keep Roberts the hell away from the show. He wrote some alright episodes but so many of these demonstrate he doesn't understand the show at its heart.