Seems like we did better in wars with the old woke army, Pete.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Can't believe he actually signed the thing in Versailles. Did it not rattle around that increasingly rotten melon where he had heard the words "treaty" and "Versailles" together before?

JD "Bad Boyar" Vance

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

No matter what happens we won, and also, we won better than Obama. Put that in the newspapers. We won.

Happy Bloomsday to all who celebrate.

woke 2026 office like "that's what they said."

this is the difference between them and us: they actually understand the stakes instead of assuming they can try again with better candidates after the current Dems lose

orange man bad goes further back than you know.

Gutter racist gonna gutter racist.

Congrats to Matt Stoller.

Two great things in this obit headline: ALF and hating Trump.

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I will be dancing in the street, probably to my phone playing "Dancing in the Street."

Dude.

RIP.

I mean... yes? Duh? This has been obvious for a decade?

So then the pitchforks come for him first, you next Bezos.

Let's assume, for argument's sake, that the Knicks really did, unlikely as it seems, win Game 4. The problem is that many, many, MANY of us simply cannot believe it. It seems for all the world like cheating. This matters, & is going to matter more.

Hide your children.

Just listened to a great old "Behind the Bastards" pod about the Nazis and meth and you know... this scans.

Shhhh don't tell the current government.

This hardly qualifies as a "hear me out" opinion.

The NYT could not hate Mamdani more unless he was trans.

Sounds like that rancid orange bag of shit is the picture of health.

What David Brooks could have been, but he lacked the courage.

Ten years since Brexit, the beginning of the end of the sanity and prosperity. Opening up a time of shooting oneself in the balls like no other.

Misogyny is strong, as is self-hatred.

They will still argue, with a straight face, that this was a rigged election.

there is in fact no way to appease people who are openly, self-consciously saying "the problem is that we can't be appeased"

Depends on how you define "failure."

The fact that we've gotten here.. "the milk's too safe, we need to make it less safe with no obvious benefit"... is just depressing. Decadent.

“Did wokeness go too far?” we ask as we are governed by a man who has been explicit for years that he regards women and Black people as inherently inferior

“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”

I hope for a steady and sustained booing.

Once again observing that no one ever ran "President Biden's approval ratings have tumbled. But here in West Baltimore, these black lesbians say he delivered on key promises.

Not my religion, but I do believe Jesus and God know when you lie, Mr. Johnson. They can hear you.

lots of folks who think that they're in some sort of "silent majority" in favor of reactionary politics in liberal places don't realize that they are neither silent nor in a majority

If they get more permenant power, this is what it's going to be: intra-Christian sectarian battles all the way down. Protestant versus Catholic up the ying-yang. When they say "no diversity," they really mean it!

Gutter racist South African fuck wad ruins everything he touches.

Turn reality off and on again, see if it won't reboot it.

Ah the free speech warrior herself!

Food scene, check. Beaches, check. Theater, check. Beautiful buildings, check. Diversity, check. Pope, check.

For purely sentimental reasons, I must always select Rasheed Wallace playing 82-0. I will be taking no questions about this.

Platner is like a misogynist decoder ring. They all creep out of the wordwork to defend treating us ladies like total shit and putting us in our place.