i can’t stop laughing at this

President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.

ME: So they made this musical about you, and it was a huge hit, but it was also kinda the death knell of American democracy? A sort of hip-hop threnody for the Republic. Oh wait, you don't know about rap! It's this-- RESURRECTED ALEXANDER HAMILTON: {not looking up from his kalshi trades} Yeah great

Statehood for DC is the only just response to the way this administration has treated it.

Still proud of the JACKASS stunt rankings I did for GQ a few years back alongside the social media-less Kevin Hall: www.gq.com/story/jackas...

Offsides 🤝 an NFL catch Don’t understand how it’s officiated

This is a big one. For Men’s Health, I profiled (my first!) writer Tom King ahead of a tremendously busy summer: dub.sh/h16HN5F

SUPERGIRL: Milly Alcock innocent! Otherwise, I think this one has some real script issues that are worsened under a visual style that’s pretty derivative.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON returns with some of its some issues (supporting characters I can’t be too bothered to care about) but also an extreme confidence in committing to the brutality of its story. In short, I’m pretty high on what I’ve seen so far: dub.sh/NW0OjR7

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON returns with some of its some issues (supporting characters I can’t be too bothered to care about) but also an extreme confidence in committing to the brutality of its story. In short, I’m pretty high on what I’ve seen so far: dub.sh/NW0OjR7

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Spurs overachieved all season long but what’s going to haunt me the most is that we absolutely could have won this series. I hope to god we’re back here next year - but nothing promised.

Poorly. You process it extremely, extremely poorly.

Congrats Dylan Harper on claiming the mantle of “He’s only 19”

Dylan Harper should not sit the rest of this game

I’m furious.

Pulisic looks like an honest-to-god superstar. He’s controlling everything.

Gonna throw up I think.

The Knicks are shooting terribly and have no offensive rhythm and the Spurs have hit every shot but I blame the refs for everything

For Men’s Health, I wrote about going to Game 1 of the NBA Finals in San Antonio to see the Spurs play, Wemby, OBSESSION the movie, obsession the feeling, big wishes, and more: www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...

For Men’s Health, I wrote about going to Game 1 of the NBA Finals in San Antonio to see the Spurs play, Wemby, OBSESSION the movie, obsession the feeling, big wishes, and more: www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...

Waiting on the Air Corgi Finals pick

In the seven years between STAR WARS films, we’ve heard of more canceled or unreleased projects than there have been theatrical releases. For GQ, I broke down fact and fiction between what’s coming, what’s in development, and what’s DOA for the franchise: www.gq.com/story/every-...

About to have a spiritual experience

Spurs win

Destiny 2 going out sad. Sincerely hate to see it

Have never felt more insane in my life than just now, as I explained the whole Danhausen situation to my Knicks-loving therapist

An impromptu Marathon stream with the lad @william-goodman.com. We could be interested in a third 😏 (Third RUNNER get your head out of the gutter!) www.twitch.tv/cbenti60

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU is fine at best and boring at worst. Here’s my review.

How would you guard Victor Wembanyama? Personally, I would hire Bane to set up those landmines on the court like he did at that football stadium

I need a lorazepam

Wrote about the confirmed cast for THE BATMAN: PART 2 and what it may tell us about its story for GQ: dub.sh/dh6zpzC

Man oh man I LOVED OBSESSION. Nasty, nasty film (complementary). Here’s my review!

Despite seeing TOP GUN: MAVERICK countless times, I have never, EVER seen the original TOP GUN. So I sat down, watched it, and wrote about it for its fortieth anniversary for Men’s Health: dub.sh/tRMiskg

Despite seeing TOP GUN: MAVERICK countless times, I have never, EVER seen the original TOP GUN. So I sat down, watched it, and wrote about it for its fortieth anniversary for Men’s Health: dub.sh/tRMiskg

I cannot stop laughing at this

Revisiting the ancient scrolls

!!!!!

Waiting for the Sunday Simmons pod

The French civil war begins again. Gobert stans are Legitimists and Wemby believers are Orleanists.

Society has evolved past the need for TED LASSO

I'm watching the Bruins and playing Marathon with the ol' pal @william-goodman.com. Last time we were playing a Bungie game during the NFL Draft, the Patriots took Drake Maye! www.twitch.tv/cbenti60

For BASKETBALL FEELINGS wrote about what ifs, Wake Forest, Silver Springs, how special this San Antonio Spurs team is and how I can’t share it all with the man who led me to become a fan from the start. Poured a lot into this one; thanks to @wtevs.bsky.social: open.substack.com/pub/basketba...

“Saying that my Dad lives on in every Spurs possession sounds insane, and yet, it kind of does.” for BASKETBALL FEELINGS, @william-goodman.com wrote beautifully about the old grief and new connections to people the spurs being back in the playoffs bring

For BASKETBALL FEELINGS wrote about what ifs, Wake Forest, Silver Springs, how special this San Antonio Spurs team is and how I can’t share it all with the man who led me to become a fan from the start. Poured a lot into this one; thanks to @wtevs.bsky.social: open.substack.com/pub/basketba...

Well well well

I very much enjoyed — as much as one can with material this heavy and dark — Richard Gadd’s new HBO series HALF MAN, which offers quite the look at masculinity. My @thewrap.com review: dub.sh/yECRTlx

The sanitization and sanctification of Michael Jackson is one of those subjects I can't seem to talk about with calmness or rationality; I just stare at these money-machine enterprises and feel revulsion. I think I'll skip the discourse on this upcoming movie.