I know FB news comment sections aren’t the best places to go for intelligent discourse but this has to be the perfect distillation of the MAGA mindset.

Do any of the Dems actually have to listen to Schumer? Like, can they just say, “I think you’re wrong on this one grandpa”? He is viscous sludge on the vehicles of progress.

Walk Hard is still hilarious, if anyone was wondering

Graham Linehan proves the point that trans liberationists have been saying from the start: If you'll permit dehumanising and stripping the rights of trans people, you will dehumanise and strip the rights of anyone on a long enough timeline.

By the powers vested in me as a high school English teacher, I give this statement an F, Mr. President.

All this snow has me saying “fuck ice” for two different reasons

JD Vance cooking up a big lie, practicing his smarmy delivery in the mirror. Asking Usha if he sounds “presidential” enough.

This is the mindset that’s been bred by decades of caving in to conservative rhetoric on immigration. ICE’s power was given over willingly by people who have been led to believe they need protection from immigrants.

Lots of demands for Dems, but like… what do I do in a solidly Republican-controlled state

What needs to be injected immediately into mainstream discourse is the humanization and defense of immigrants in this country. There are people who think any amount of force is justified as long as it’s done to “illegals” or in the name of hunting “illegals.” And they see every immigrant as illegal.

Call of Duty sucks, play JRPGs

Worth pointing out that the man is all alone. These cowards singled out someone not part of a protest group. A gang of bullies.

No, you see, the flag says don’t tread on ME. I don’t care who else you tread on.

Calls to abolish slavery and segregation were considered impossible once, too.

Thinking about Charlie Kirk’s last words. Would he describe ICE’s actions as “gang violence”?

there is going to be -- there absolutely must be --- hell to pay

A long while ago I deleted TikTok because I felt it was too addictive, too easy to burn time just scrolling. But now every other app is short-form video content. Instagram is TikTok. Facebook is TikTok. YouTube is TikTok. Even X before I stopped using it was becoming TikTok. How do I escape this?

[me to all my regular shoes] okay, guys, the forecast calls for a foot of snow, and most of you aren’t going to get out for a while, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

Should I bring up ICE with my (mostly) conservative coworkers at lunch? Political subjects rarely get discussed but I just don’t think I can stay quiet.

“Farmers are the backbone of our economy!” *photo op with some of her richest donors*

He said the thing

In the words of Henry David Thoreau, “Quit your job.”

Still thinking about this. They made Dilbert taller than Trump. None of theme are looking the same direction. And even AI JD Vance wears guyliner.

the call was coming from inside the house on participation trophies for millennials

Appalled to find that Gavin Newsom, a man who styles himself after the sleazy lawyer Richard Gere played in Chicago, is untrustworthy.

I think someone told Trump that all Nobel Peace Prize winners go to heaven and that’s why he decided he wanted one so bad

Is your goat washed? Is you unc chopped? Is your Charlie Kirk’d? Then you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Relieved to know I can always count on Sen. Josh Hawley to be a gutless weasel.

It’s cool how we have measles again because a handful of narcissists think they outsmarted germ theory

I like the implications that A) Dilbert is the one who actually died, and B) JD and Trump are also dead

Master Shake logic

I don’t follow UK news or politics. Any time something happens over there I just re-listen to the Gallows album Grey Britain and then I understand what’s going on.

What an exhausting day of being wicked. Think I’ll just rest for a little bit.

I live in a small town in a forgotten corner of Missouri and we still had dozens attend a vigil for Renee Good. Do not ever think you are alone in this fight. No matter how small your community is or how conservative (you think) it may be, there are people waiting to be organized. Go find them.

Keep in mind that civil rights polled similarly in the 1960s. This is absolutely actionable and any sitting congressperson could decide today to draft a bill disbanding ICE.

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country. It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day. They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy

People being like, "But Venezuelans are happy about Maduro being gone!" have the memories of goldfish. IN 2003, the narrative was that Iraqis celebrated the U.S. invasion and capture of Saddam. Whether they were happy or not, invading Iraq was still the wrong thing to do.

But why didn’t he condemn Maduro????

you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks” whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to” don’t give them cover on it

You’ll note how he almost says company instead of country. Freudian slip of the century.

I say this with all sincerity: the rest of the world has to punish us severely. We should be an international pariah until further notice.

“I don’t support irans government but” “I condem Hamas but” “I don’t support Venezuela or Cuba but” Do you know you are an imperialist running dog

I love that J.D. Vance is like, “Erm, actually, Maduro was charged with a bunch of crimes we made up just for him, so therefore it’s not illegal.” Worst liar to do it, and yet people will eat that up like it means something.

Any media outlet who let the Trump administration get away with the euphemism “regime change” instead of calling it what it is—outright war—should also be held to account.

Yup. Unlike Iraq and Afghanistan, there was no vote on war with Venezuela, so there’s no record any congressperson can be held to the flame over.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.