“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.” From ‘Freewill’ by Rush

This is the belly of your favorite dad bear on his birthday. Where’s my cake?

What a deal! It’ll you’re lucky you might even get an extra nug in your box! (Another in my portfolio of posters that don’t exist)

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

Y’all means all. It’s pretty simple.

Sketchin little men cause I’m rusty

The music video for my single is out now!!! youtu.be/lFSSqQpj_-g

Tits on tits on tits

Dad’s home and he went to his room to cool off with a fresh stogie… how are you gonna make sure he stays fired up?

I will also be here! Say hiiii and support events that take real photos and hire real artistssss

I took another crack at the lava lamp! What do we think?

I forgive him

Did you know AI doesn’t have copyright? Anyway enjoy my new tee design, I’m sure Bearlytees will like it

I’ve been listening to titty shadow for years, they’re so underground they don’t even exist but I still love the merch

HISTORY.

The not so subtle subtext of all of those selfies with hot out of towners during pride season

One of my recent commissions, a logo for Alistair’s Archive on substack! Go check him out and bring some tissues! alistairarchives.substack.com/p/hearts-cru...

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Love a lamp

New custom reversible harness from my favorite leather tailor, Sylus! Check him out on Instagram, sylussfortay!

Bear events be bear eventing

Ah yes, Narutaru, the most fucked up thing I’ve ever read

My big ol’ soda pop

What’s the surprisingly specific German word for following someone for years on Instagram and appreciating their wholesome posts only to see them on bluesky waggling that thing animal style and realizing they’ve been a porn star the whole time

how it feels trying to break out of gender prison

Skincare is important

Something something mermay something something male seahorses something something pregnant

When the daddy tries to kick off some role play but he pissed you off

Honestly they’re too stupid to understand what they’ve done and how it ruined even the things they were supposedly worried about

The girls

It has recently come to my attention that my gender identity is just Kirby. Pink, round, a he in America but canonically a They. Always hungry, swallows, and fights the forces of evil? Check check check

I’ve been… thinking about this for a while. And I just had to get it out. Inspired by daddy Noah and a photo from @erotiese, coming soon to HB HO, I present to you… His Pit

For the past week or so I been going through it, gals. Never had a sinus infection like this before. The main problem was that the swelling was all right above my teeth so my nerves were going CRAZY. Finally on the mend but I’m still achey… maybe outside just isn’t for me right now 🤣

Only you… can pay us a living wage.

I’m sick so I took a rare bath with a yellow bath bomb… it was nice but it looked like I was bathing in pic

Folsom street East asked me to put together a sticker for this year’s event and I was happy to oblige! All they wanted was something kinky with their logo and I think I’ve done that

New overhang poster just dropped! Check it out if you’re in DC April 4th, it’s run by super cool dudessss

Are you down?

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

Before it came out I joked it was going to be a “mental health simulator” and that is… no longer a joke. (Also yes my ditto’s old trainer was Roughneck Kirby; the real ones know)

In case yall are confused, this does mean that legally, on top of spiritually and artistically, you are not an artist just because you generated an AI image (also if I see you vending at art stuff like dandyland or whatever I’m going to take all your prints and sell them myself)

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My preliminary thoughts on Mr. Windychu; happy Pokemon day!

Big but should getting bigger… Just wanted a warmup so I did a fanart! I can’t message him for a heads up cause he doesn’t follow me so I won’t tag him, but if you recognize him feel free to tag him 🤣

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

Heavy

I tried learning how to draw horses today for the new year, how’d I do?

Happy fire horse yall

Do you like my new hat

OpenAI is Trump's biggest supporter. Just another reason to quit using all A.I. now.