Love a lamp

New custom reversible harness from my favorite leather tailor, Sylus! Check him out on Instagram, sylussfortay!

Bear events be bear eventing

Ah yes, Narutaru, the most fucked up thing I’ve ever read

My big ol’ soda pop

What’s the surprisingly specific German word for following someone for years on Instagram and appreciating their wholesome posts only to see them on bluesky waggling that thing animal style and realizing they’ve been a porn star the whole time

how it feels trying to break out of gender prison

Skincare is important

Something something mermay something something male seahorses something something pregnant

When the daddy tries to kick off some role play but he pissed you off

Honestly they’re too stupid to understand what they’ve done and how it ruined even the things they were supposedly worried about

The girls

It has recently come to my attention that my gender identity is just Kirby. Pink, round, a he in America but canonically a They. Always hungry, swallows, and fights the forces of evil? Check check check

I’ve been… thinking about this for a while. And I just had to get it out. Inspired by daddy Noah and a photo from @erotiese, coming soon to HB HO, I present to you… His Pit

For the past week or so I been going through it, gals. Never had a sinus infection like this before. The main problem was that the swelling was all right above my teeth so my nerves were going CRAZY. Finally on the mend but I’m still achey… maybe outside just isn’t for me right now 🤣

Only you… can pay us a living wage.

I’m sick so I took a rare bath with a yellow bath bomb… it was nice but it looked like I was bathing in pic

Folsom street East asked me to put together a sticker for this year’s event and I was happy to oblige! All they wanted was something kinky with their logo and I think I’ve done that

New overhang poster just dropped! Check it out if you’re in DC April 4th, it’s run by super cool dudessss

Are you down?

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

Before it came out I joked it was going to be a “mental health simulator” and that is… no longer a joke. (Also yes my ditto’s old trainer was Roughneck Kirby; the real ones know)

In case yall are confused, this does mean that legally, on top of spiritually and artistically, you are not an artist just because you generated an AI image (also if I see you vending at art stuff like dandyland or whatever I’m going to take all your prints and sell them myself)

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My preliminary thoughts on Mr. Windychu; happy Pokemon day!

Big but should getting bigger… Just wanted a warmup so I did a fanart! I can’t message him for a heads up cause he doesn’t follow me so I won’t tag him, but if you recognize him feel free to tag him 🤣

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

Heavy

I tried learning how to draw horses today for the new year, how’d I do?

Happy fire horse yall

Do you like my new hat

OpenAI is Trump's biggest supporter. Just another reason to quit using all A.I. now.

Just a big boofer with a bone to bury

He just loves Izumi so much he’d do anything for her

Serving face with a side of nips

From the makers of “fat guy with a hat” comes… “fat guy with a hat AND a cigar”!

Imagine not knowing what vore is

I mean… sure, but I dunno, feels like the lesser of two evils’d still be preferable. Alex Pretti & Renee Goode, among many others, wouldn’t be dead right now, and saying the alternative would be bad when every alternative is bad feels like trying to avoid blame for enabling this by not voting

I meme’d once againnnn

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

Huggable snugglable wuvable oaf

Here’s The Thing: Fuck ICE.

Knee-on my neck

Anyone? Just me?

Happy new year! New profile pic and updated art v artist based on last year’s favorite stuff! Looking forward to seeing what the next year brings!

Wanna see something neat?

Merry crimmus kids

My dream Santa