It’s snowing in #Philly 🎅🏽🎄

Amazing

I have the heat on and still be needing the fan on full blast.

Need a fine woman to headbutt me in the chest

One of them nights..

Let em know.

Dating in 2025 is like LITERALLY the same as trying to buy a house & find a job. Wtf is this....

Having a color themed event is a fucking headache. Just let me throw on some fly shit.

Pizza Hut taste so good when you don't have bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty

Dude at work got my head hurting from laughing at him. He mad cuz he can't get on x videos no more (cuz of MS) 😂😂😂😂😂

This might be enough to turn Mississippi Blue gang idk

I want my skeets to stay on the black side of Bluesky.

Holiday music is the sole provocation of my seasonal depression.

Ridiculous decision making.

If you lick your fingers to turn a piece of paper or count money…I’m looking and you with pure disgust.

Niggas we have to stop interviewing in 2026: - The Game - Aries Spears - Ja Rule - Jim Jones - Ray J - Orlando Brown - Marlon Wayans - Cedric the Entertainer - Odell Beckham - Dame Dash

just ran out of tabasco. need to make a chipotle run.

This is the dance that inspired Omarion one time.

This shit STILL got me screaming 💀

“Can you lend a nigga a pencil”

If you act up ima act accordingly.

Lmao at 2am ... It's ridiculous

Nothing I hate more than working around funky mfs

I’ve never worked around this many musty mfs. It’s getting out of hand.

i swear this woman got my life difficultly multiplier maxed out.

😂😂😂 facts

It’s trick daddy fault.

Now, you get made fun of for not eating ass on the first date.

When Kevin Gates said he ate ass.. everyone was like ew. Now it’s Bon Appetite 🤣

It’s Tuesday. Pop a taco or a titty in ya mouth and stfu 🫶🏾

Been asked before they even got my name

Tryna put my curve in her curves, but instead I get curved because I don't eat the backdoor curves. Damn.

Nowadays, you get curved if you don't smh

That shit turned to a prerequisite 😂

10 years ago they used to make fun of you for eating ass.

I miss when we could dance in clubs without sections.

This basically what I concluded from y’all

You work out before you came here?

😂😂😂😂😂

someone talk me out of coppin this Coogi sweater.

Hawkins; tf ima do against pennywise

Like racism these days is any better.

Would you rather live in Hawkins or Derry

Martin not being interviewed for Eddie Murphy’s documentary felt like a huge disservice.

Somebody gon fight over this

Asiago rosemary bagels undefeated.

Still do.

We used to kill our own food smh