Good morning y’all.

“Price of the brick going up.”

you know them songs that were so big they don’t even feel real…like there’s no way someone just made a song this damn good outta nowhere.

I miss being in college. Guaranteed 2K back in tax refunds.

Lol now they're gonna brand "iykyk" to death 🙄

Do people from UK refer to themselves as black…I’m genuinely curious

a British MF bite you, you can hang it up.

Also, I’m tired of all these knifed up ass faces. Even the “good” plastic surgery looks unnatural and crazy as hell when you really look at it.

What a great day to not have Verizon.

Nigga a hatsexual

The letter "P" is for: P E R F O R M A T I V E

Maury still comes on? Or are these reruns

🗣️Hey, Alexa, play “bust that ass, bust that ass, you ho’s bust that ass!”

That is nuts 😂

No matter what you do. DoorDash is gonna make it cost at least $20

The 49ers say TE George Kittle officially tore his Achilles.

If you get money from this you a nasty mf.

“terminally ill homophobe changes ways” stories do not move me because if you weren’t in that condition you would still have that mindset you don’t get to pivot last minute bc you have no other choice 🤥 go out f-slurs blazing gang

Plus sized black women porn is peak fr

When you actually lost something real…losing anything else doesn’t matter.

I joke a lot but niggas really be doing y’all dirty.

Fetty Wap free?? Speakers going up tonight my neighbors finna be pissed

All these old head rappers got more beef now than they did back then. Just old and angry 😂😂

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

Seeing someone send a message saying “your welcome” is like nails on a chalkboard for me

Protect this man at all cost.

If there’s a color theme, I’m not going.

As President we'll be releasing immigrants and rounding up the feet motherfuckas.

Cardi been a bird, idk why people are shocked.

Cardi should run for the hills but she probably won’t. Back to minding my black business.

Never fails.

I watched kevin hart’s new stand up and didn’t laugh once.

If nobody else wanted they ass just know there’s a reason.

I asked them politely four times to change this shitbag holiday playlist at the office. I wonder if they’ll take me serious after I unalive myself at my desk.

if you not tryna be like this on the first link, don’t hit me up

I want off this planet yo.

Donte Stallworth, Joe Horn

DK Metcalf:

😂😂

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Save every voice note. Download voicemails. Backup all your pics and videos. You never know when will be the last time you hear their voice.

One thing about me is I’m stubborn. If you act funny ima act hilarious. I don’t come crawling to nobody.

that wine buzz hit so much better. just be calm and freaky

being 30+ is so rough…just woke up hurtin no diddy

It’s snowing in #Philly 🎅🏽🎄