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I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES games than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.

I've recently been loving this genre of Instagram reels I call "guyslop" because its usually just clips of men being stupid set to music. Really makes my day better

Honestly he was pretty good in Blade Runner 2049, but maybe that's because playing a megalomaniac who considers himself above even god was one of those 'no acting involved' type deals

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.

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Wolfenstein difficulty levels

Every time Nintendo announces something related to the internet in any capacity, it sounds like they just discovered the internet, and it is alwaays funny.

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

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we are in a self-awareness crisis

She was right

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

fish and chips, the native British dish invented by sephardic Jewish migrants in the 18th century using a vegetable no one on this island had encountered before the 16th

You have to wonder what a Stanley Kubrick might have done with Police Academy 3: Back in Training

Coen Bros characters sittin

The way Perfidia ratted everyone out, it was One Tattle After Another

for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

in Italy the movie “The Stuff” is called “The Ice Cream That Kills” which feels like a @bransonreese.bsky.social bit

this is what EDI was wearing for That Outfit in Mass Effect 3.

The city's got Tron fever!

RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.

when i don’t remember my password and go through the reset password process and get told i can’t reuse the same password

YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR

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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.

Exodus 8:2 "If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

This means if you're in the UK and haven't signed this yet, please do. At 100k signatures they have to discuss it again. Literally the least you can do!!

“Everyone who is rich enough or close enough to reactionary politics is effectively in a cult with beliefs loonier than the median Heaven’s Gate member” is a relatively straightforward description of the current moment. I don’t know how we live like this

Dark Planet of Death

Pokemon - Pikachu's Vacation Frame 937/2537 Caption: Slooooooooow. Timestamp: 00:07:36.19

Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist

The Fair Play To Digimon movement picked up traction sooner than I expected. Fair Play!

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

laura palmer / everybody scream

the screengrab from One Battle After Another that i still really need is Leo crying on the phone saying “I’m a drug and alcohol lover!”