Major Tom: "Tell my wife I love her very much" Ground Control:

I hope this fundraiser not only reaches the target but also greatly exceeds it. gofund.me/3a0104d18

Whatever he had like 12 followers

Hi, some IRL buddies of mine are raising money for Doctors Without Borders to help the people of Venezuela. Thought I'd boost it here with whatever little reach I have. Donate and/or share if you can! www.justgiving.com/page/sweetie...

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

Someone else on here said it, but it's real fucking annoying to have my atheism challenged, not by credible examples of the proof of God, but by someone named Mr. Beast parading around cosplaying as the Antichrist.

I thought I knew what to expect from Tom Bombadil based on his reputation, but I never anticipated his intro would be virtually indistinguishable from Hulk Hogan's cameo in Gremlins 2.

My game will be very unfriendly to newcomers and also piss off veterans

nia dacosta is swag as hell for making a marvel movie, saying these would be better if they were more like advent children, getting completely thrown under the bus by the disney machine then immediately making a horror movie about a gang of jimmy savilles an international box office success lol

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Me to same owl handler: "Owls are super wise, right? They read loads of highbrow Russian literature and stuff, don't they?" Owl handler: "No, they actually have very tiny brains, due to the hugeness of their eyes. In reality they are one of the thickest animals you could ever meet."

The truth is, poverty is an unforgivable crime. My child is dying before my eyes because of poverty If I had enough money,I could have saved his life I see the world saving the lives of animals while my child, who is supposed to be human, will die without anyone saving www.muslimgiving.org/mohmed0

these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy' the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

This is more disrespectful than any ironic post I've seen

I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.

Witch Hare #kaseyart #penandink

a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing

pirate lady :3 #pluribus #art

Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of space

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Do not let this murderer gain monetarily for his crimes. He does not deserve a cent of what's been raised.

please share this GFM fundraiser for this man kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. i know a lot of you are out there mad about Renee Good, but ICE never quits.

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

1993

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

arcade game where you're the guy in the truck that isekai's everybody and you need to hit as many protagonists as possible

Credit to @Fayevixiv

Added color-coded subtitles so the hearing-impaired can enjoy this absolutely wonderful internet classic

Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.

the day today tier paragraph

Friends just reminded me of this masterpiece I made a while ago

Expert level is stealing your girlfriend's jacket while she's still wearing it. #roupaz #art #sth

Wrapped in warmth

day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves

Here’s an evil version because why not Slungus

I have an electric bill that has grown to $400 due to having to continuously push it back. It's absolutely due next Friday. I have very little income to help, certainly not that much. Any help is appreciated. Thank you. vm SiobhanIrv $JunkBlader PayPal.me/junkblader

RIP to one of cinema's greatest purveyors of darkness, and yet one of our most empathetic filmmakers. Seeing DAMNATION last year at @facetschicago - my first Bela - was such a haunting, meditative experience; I was in the hands of someone who knew the depths of the human psyche & held it with care.