i really hope none of the folks who made the anti-tesla stickers and fliers do something with this and post it all around nyc

yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply

In conjunction with the Trump administration's dedication to relaxing regulations, we are proud to announce the revival of the Trigangle Shirtwaist brand! We'll be reopening in the same iconic building, beautifully restored to the exact specifications we operated under in historic 1911.

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?" "Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

Over 1,400 Democratic legislators have drawn the "🚫" symbol on a large paper airplane which will be thrown toward the white house tomorrow afternoon

There are many people in the U.S. who think that medical researchers are a larger source of corruption than the richest man alive, who spent $288 million on the election, which in turn yielded him billions, and who has since seized control of the government to enrich himself by billions more.

February is the most liminal of the months

Now that Trump has sat with Netanyahu and stated his support for Israel’s plan to ethnically cleanse the entire Gaza Strip, can everyone please admit that none of this had anything to do with self-defense or rescuing hostages? It’s all the same colonialism and imperialism we’ve seen for decades.

I'm gonna be so pissed if I end up dying of consumption in a time period decades after the invention of LaserDisc.

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

love it when i am a humanist who believes our only hope is to become a multiplanetary society and have lots of babies and also i cut off all funding to starving infants and NASA

Is there a uuuuuhhh reason that Democrats aren’t all over the airways right now screaming bloody murder? Any reason at all for not making sure Republicans are tarred for a generation with this disastrous shit? This is like playing soccer while the goalie heads off to take a piss. Take the shot!!

Trump made us all non-binary.

Brought Mozart back from the past to write new symphonies, but some dickhead played Reel Big Fish for him, and now he won't stop writing ska songs.

Which executive order was about eggs?

100%

All I'm saying is....wtf

Who made this 🤣

jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry

What happens to children raised on Kidz Bop? Are they in on the conceit, or like shocked to grow up and find out their favorite song is about unprotected sex and not playing hopscotch?

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RiP fact checking.

It is January 20th. Everyone has shown up with an egg. Not one person throws them at Egg President. Silently save the crack of shells, each person takes their egg, splits it, and sucks the golden treasure inside. Tears roll down faces as wet albumen and yolk slip down happy throats. We are free now.