I am begging Democratic leadership: don't make fear the strategy for 2028. The GOP attacks everyone. It doesn't matter if it's a woman, a man, a Christian, a moderate, or a progressive. Pick the best candidate. Trust voters. Meet the moment instead of running from it. #ProudBlue

So Sad Chump,You're Going To Have To Pay Mamdani Your Taxes, Bitch,On Your Second Home.......👏🏻

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Due too petty lil bitches fighting like mean girls to be cheer captain, the Strait of Hormuz has been renamed the Street of Hormones

$300 billion to Iran for war reparations. 30 billion would have funded helathcare subsidies here.

🇫🇮🇺🇦🇷🇺“Ukrainians are eliminating about 35,000 Russian soldiers per month, and Russia cannot recruit as many as it loses.” - Alexander Stubb President of Finland

AI use has been proven to *lower* IQs and cause the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Same way that chumps believed that the Charles Atlas program would turn them into he-men without exercise. Moral: universities that allow students to cheat their way to a PhD using AIs won't be universities for very long.

Okay, now, since putting his own name on things illegally isn't an official duty of the President, make him pay for it all.

“Paris has embarked on a grand transformation, planting 155k trees, adding hundreds of kms of bike lanes, pedestrianising 300 school streets and banning cars from the banks of the Seine. Parking has been turned into green space…Fewer parents fear their child being run over when they walk to school.”

I lost my jobs, then I lost my father. In the anime story of my life, this is point in the plot when I seek out a sensei and study the blade every day, right? Right.

“Sure” is the verbal equivalent of an eye roll.

If this is true, it's horrific.

This is devastating. Spread this news before it’s too late‼️ SAY NO TO IDF‼️ No merger with Israeli military #Genocide

SEN. KELLY: I've spent 15 years working with Russian cosmonauts. Took me 5 years to understand what motivated them. Number one, appearance that they were in charge of something. Two, who to blame when something goes wrong. Three, what to steal today. Only four, mission success.

It won't take that long.

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Stephen Miller is what happens when they circumcised the wrong head

I'm kind of surprised we haven't had more alien visitors.

Thanks, Christopher Hitchens.

I still can’t believe this Great Blue Heron let me witness this tonight. Those wild feathers are breeding plumes, and seeing them lit softly in the evening shadows felt almost unreal.

Yesterday in a cabinet meeting, Trump casually threatened to "blow up" Oman, one of America's oldest allies in the region. Here's how that's reported in today's NYT (it's not). It's front page news around the world, however. NYT editors think you don't need to know this.

Beginning in 1934, the Reich Minister for Propaganda, Joseph Goebbels, never denied the existence of concentration camps, instead he defended them as necessary to defend the blood and honor of the German people from murderers, rapists, pedophiles and drug dealers.

Snappy remark about a headline, but even better...uh...comeback. 🙂

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

Given that the Dems have done NOTHING to stop him, I'd say they found much more than half.

A "polite greeting" is all about context.

Dems salivating at the prospect of winning a senate seat in Texas is fine but I wish I felt like there was more going on at the top of the party where grappling with the fact that the GOP is not a party but an international crime ring is concerned

How many times a year should an annual physical take place? Asking for the American people

ON THE SAME DAY. NATIONWIDE. EVERY dem gov, ag & state/fed members of congress show up to a gulag in their state with 25 national guard and demand entry. set up large portable movie screens at fed courthouses & buy an hour of local & national tv time to livestream. rent billboards & bus ads.

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

"Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling #nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My #parents are the worst."

Fun fact: Crows 🐦‍⬛ wag their tails when they’re happy.😃

Just imagine how quickly -- and how profoundly -- the world would change if Netanyahu, Trump, and Putin died.

Finally, a clear repudiation of the brain-dead “it’s just a tool” argument that gets floated cynically about every new technology:

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Donald Trump is treating Iran like one of the women in his life. He beat on them for no reason and now he’s throwing money at them to shut them up.

I see another round of debates about if we here in Bluesky land are wimps who can't tolerate alternative opinions on X. I know what the opinions are. I take in information from multiple trusted sources. I don't need to know what BallScrubber6969 or Himmler1488 thinks about a Supreme Court decision.

Forgot to wish city of Kiev happy 1544 birthday. This is what Moscow looked like 1544 years ago.

Thomas Massie says he WILL read the Epstein client names on the House floor before he leaves Congress. He already named Leon Black and Jes Staley in February. He lost his seat for this. He no longer has anything to lose. The clock is ticking. 🔥🔥🔥 #EpsteinFiles #Massie #USDemocracy #Pinks

Our new pied-à-terre tax will have the ultra-wealthy elite — those who own $5 million apartments in New York City but don’t actually live here — pay their fair share.

I do remember. It was 2 months ago.

Vance is an asshole, but this is NOT TRUE. He froze Medicare payments for *new hospice providers* for six months. This freeze does not affect any current providers or patients. It's just a ploy to create the idea that there is widespread fraud in hospice care.

The Internet Archive's Wayback Machine should curate all of these deleted press releases into one convenient location and publicize a handy link to it.

Left- German journalist who was traveling on the Freedom Flotilla: "We were transferred from one prison to another; they stripped me naked, and I was raped by Zionist soldiers". Right- Israeli rabbi, Ronen Shalov: Every child in Gaza should starve to death. We should kill them all without pity.

I love visuals that show what's actually happening. I wish our military would save us, but I'm starting to think that won't happen.