Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

As device searches at the border increase, here are some ways you can protect your privacy while you travel.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

First drawing of the year #NieR #NieRAutomata

Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/

Dammit, who leaked this?!

“I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people” www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrKAB6UW/

Maybe this will help clear things up for the folks who didn't understand the assignment in 2024.

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Pole Vault Pole xkcd.com/3183/

"The Internet was never meant to serve a single type of user. Its power came from universality — from its ability to give voice to the otherwise voiceless: shy kids, marginalized youth, LGBTQ+ children, rural teenagers, creative outsiders, identity seekers, those who feel alone."

Apples xkcd.com/3180/

Fishing xkcd.com/3179/

I am building a new Linux disto called “Apt-get a Life.” It's an ultra lightweight distro that automatically removes all your installed packages & tells you to go outside before wiping out the disk 🤭

Chessboard Alignment xkcd.com/3177/

Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/

Website Task Flowchart xkcd.com/3175/

Gambit is a deeply unserious man (Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)

#authorship HT @maartenvsmeden.bsky.social

Sorry, every time i see someone running around with video game nude mods, my brain always just... this

The perfect cutaway doesn't exi...

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

✌🏻 #HollowKnight #NieAutomata

You know the assignment 👍

Around 70,000 users affected in Discord related breach which includes some government ID images #Discord #Security

GVH irl #gvh

Scatman John is now officially an anime character

If video games have taught me anything, you should probably grab it and stuff it in your inventory, as you'll likely need it to unlock a puzzle later on

I see what you did there...

gameplay, website, excerpt (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000815...

We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...

It's kinda weird reading hate comments because the Pulp Cthulhu game I played in my house with my friends... <checks notes>... wasn't sexist enough. I asked my wife if she felt I did her a disservice by not making the game more historically sexist, and she said no. So, I guess, fuck those haters.

Of anyone still needs convincing that massively de-anonymizing the internet to "protect the kids" is a terrible idea.

🤣 there is no way you can run linux or doom on sim card with just 64KB ram but other than that the rest of info is seems correct as sim card does have their own OS, processor, RAM, etc, and you can definitely install and run applets on them. lol.

me running fwupdmgr on my linux machine to update my firmware bios ;) www.cyberciti.biz/faq/thinkpad...

I called quantum-computer tech support for help and they suggested I turn the quantum computer off and on at the same time?!?