Love my griends can't wait to see em again

It would be so great to suck dick again 😔😔

everybody talks abt milf glados and yes but the turrets were the adorable snuffbait stars of that game

Me at the universe rn

My tumblr dash REALLY wants to fuck the turrets from portal today, ig

my desire is to pull off both equally, tbh

Usopp you can't be saying that shit...

Bottom surgery is so cool...

I need to work on listening to people I am bad at it

"Make me a new generation half-Japanese beautiful girl!" he said. "I want to cum way too much!" but the new generation half-Japanese beautiful girl did not answer. she just kept on cumming.

<points to the incredible and awe-inspiring beauty of nature> lmao gay

"cw fat" fat bitches don't need a cw i'll kill you

See Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a theater if you can. Most I've laughed in a theater since Rise of Skywalker

Is 4:20:00 too long to expect people to sit through the premiere of a video at a theatre

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

A limerick. Based on a true story.

I do wonder if people notice that I speak differently than Rain... It is a very noticeable difference to me, but it may be something that most people simply do not notice. Which is somewhat beyond me, I use so many less contractions and my tone is different and all these things. - Jan

I keep having to remember there's a difference between being able to ACTUALLY REMEMBER a thing or just infer that a thing happened

seeing my friends in voice chat and pawing at the screen mournfully like a pathetic capitalism-hating puppy with fomo who's been told he can't go outside

never not gonna be annoyed that "me" is not a valid answer to "who's fronting"

I'd let him hit cause he's looney

Lola transitioned first and is quietly jealous Bugs got so much faster results from the prog.

the surgery that gives “you” third-“person” pronouns

I do not think he should be visiting chik-fil-a as often as he does, mostly on account of the homophobia but also the other thing

It really is all wedge issues. You see differentiation between The Extreme Kinks. The Weird Kinks. Legislators don't. Suits don't. Businessmen don't. But they see you griping about one or two of those kinks and see it as broad consent to get rid of everything. It will keep happening.

“trans people have it too good and aren’t really oppressed and they just pretend they are so they can get away with criticizing me or opinions I agree with!” is a strongly held belief by a huge cluster of this website’s self-identifying aristocracy.

perfectly normal maintenance activities🥴

I'm always like "AUGH trans women are so cool and hot I wish I was like them" but I'm literally one of them it's so cool

One of us gets unreasonably upset when someone disparages chickens

I'm always like "AUGH trans women are so cool and hot I wish I was like them" but I'm literally one of them it's so cool

[Frank Herbert, staring at a poorly translated newspaper of the Arab revolt, chewing on the end of a marble encased cap of his pen after letting the sally foster tab melt on his tounge] Well…indubiously…what if the colonizing force was lead by a really fat guy [snaps his fingers] That can fly!

I try to ignore it but it does freak me out not being able to hear or feel any of my headmates some days... 😔 oh well they'll surprise me they always do

The timeline is wild tonight: Fanfest is amazing! I'm having a great time! Fanfest is amazing! I'm having a great time! Fanfest is amazing! I'm having a great time! Yo, somebody tried to shoot him again. Fanfest is amazing! I'm having a great time!

@gigaboots.com @gigabob.bsky.social My friend Lucy made a powerful image simply called Jin Kariados and it made me think of the pod where the bounts count.

"YOU, BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT?" "Why, Mr. Scrooge.... It's MindsEye DLC where they reveal all the supposed evidence they have that the game was sabotaged release day."

@gigaboots.com just so u know the last big think dimension just skedaddled off of Spotify... fucked

Being in a lesbian polycule would fix me I think

grabbable

Being in a lesbian polycule would fix me I think

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people

if i just post enough soon ill find a beautiful woman who lives close to me and can try drive and has her own place and derives pleasure from telling me what to do like a dog and holding my leash when we go out and maybe beating me up sometimes and

I love days where I can feel headmates just like kinda. Hangin out around in here. It's nice :]

Josie here! You're gay

asian lesbian cook be like : wish i had a "daikon" this strap ! amirite ladies

Good friends share burdens Great friends share loads