Sure I guess. Give me pokerus before I get a single shiny. That’s fine and totally what I want.

this game hates me and won't give me a girafarig encounter

September showboating in Voi! Our orphan herd adores the camera and many members strike a pose when they see it focused their way. Who’s your favourite showboat? 1 Akina striking an elegant pose 2 Chapeyu snooping 3 Kaluku reaching for the sky

Added alt text with full quote. “When I see that, I worry that they might face serious trouble down the line if they don't take it more seriously.”

He IS green and glamorous 💚

Ma’am I think that’s a safety hazard but okay.

idk if it'll end up doing anything but it's better than just accepting a shit event. There's a support feedback option for event distribution here, and it can't hurt for them to hear directly that the shiny miraidon and koraidon event sucked support.pokemon.com/hc/en-us/cat...

Trying to speed through the beginning of scarlet to get to mystery gift makes me want to snap my fucking switch in half oh my god

When our adventure game launches on November 26th, we will support... - Steam, including Steam Deck 💻 - Nintendo Switch, and Switch 2 via backwards compatibility 2️⃣ - English and Japanese languages (see our Japanese version in action below) 🗾 Spread the word! store.steampowered.com/app/2689930/...

an extra strong fuck you to all pokemon card scalpers who are now also ruining the free video game event code promotions for the rest of us

the way Dratini faints in Pokémon stadium 💀

the best art makes you uncomfortable in ways you cannot fully grasp

People in or near New Jersey: look at this amazing opportunity!

wait the tigers remembered how to win games?

Finally finished the good place just before Netflix removed it and now I’m just ugly crying

Man. All these reports of people who got to play the early demos of legends za actually have not helped me feel more sure with the game

Autumn is here ! 🍁🍂 #pokemon

Trying to speed through shining pearl to complete my Pokemon home dexes and of course the first Pokemon I encounter in one of these caves is my nemesis. He’s a 2% encounter too.

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Why tf do I open my email to find that a guy has been tagging me in emails (outlook lets you @ people) all fucking weekend expecting an answer from me 😭

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie understood America so fucking well it’s insane

Well we lost by less than I expected at least

Three coffees couldn’t save me and now with that, I don’t know if I should stay up. Maybe if I sleep, they’ll know I’m not watching, and they’ll play really well as a result. That’s how that works, right?

Dumbbbbbbbbb

i would love if we had a defense now who could remember to play. i know we're all exhausted but please... please do something good...

okay so let's end the game right now so we can go to bed, everyone in agreement?

i guess the positive of this late of a game is i feel more tired than i do nervous. but also whichever big ten official scheduled this time should lose their job because this is ridiculous.

how is it still three hours til kickoff 😭 @ b1g please never fucking do this again

Happy 11 pm kickoff day, Spartans 🫠

I'm always saying this!

im sobbing

i am so fucking tired of people asking me to approve their flight travel plans. "can I book this flight? it is three days before my interview. Is it okay?" bro I don't fucking care do whatever you want. make big boy decisions on your own.

i got a spam email recruiting me for the illuminati today. i knew i'd make it big one day 😌

🥞

gotta catch em all?

fifth year anniversary

It’s so difficult to be fun and flirty and engaging when everything is miserable and my default is being withdrawn and slightly off putting

Bruh

😭 my nail snagged on something last night and flipped while still soggy from the shower and it hurts so much. I don’t want to cut it all the way down but I think I have to 😭😭😭😭

what do you mean the cheater try guy is launching his own podcast now and interviewed his ex wife about The Incident 😭

I need like five month long vacations. I’m feeling so sad and tired and ugly lately

On this day in 2010, 15 years ago, Pokémon Black & White were first released. These games started the fifth generation and featured only new Pokémon until the end of the game www.serebii.net/blackwhite/

it's beating a dead horse at this point because i know i've complained about it on here before, but i've come to a realization about myself: i do not enjoy any of the 3ds ace attorney games at all

I haven't had time to draw lately because I've been busy working on my next Kickstarter! A lot of people asked me about the star projector seen in my last Koi Lantern Kickstarter so I've been working hard on perfecting the design and it's finally ready! #stars #papercraft

The Big Ten Conference

Internet happenings commentary with Jordan hours: I’ve been seeing so many videos about “the worst mom on TikTok” or “the most unhealthy mom on TikTok” when I open YouTube and I really do not know the best way to describe how uncomfortable both sides of this kind of content make me