Oooh some boy turned 13 and got his name for the first time back when I was in kindergarten WHO GIVES A DAMN

Sink into the nothing of a vapid endless void. Relax and sip on something cold and watch your world destroyed

Happy 17 year anniversary to the monster of all webcomics #homestuck trueheads know the flash beta released April 10th and was the day John first got his name.

“Yeah, that actor… what’s his name…? From Inherent Vice and Beau is Afraid… Oh yeah it’s

Conversation At Other End Of Table Sounds Way More Interesting https://theonion.com/conversation-at-other-end-of-table-sounds-way-more-inte-1825465639/

you are witnessing the birth of a solar system. these are two baby planets forming around a young star. this has only been observed by astronomers ONCE before!!!

Grok and Seedance eating the corpse of Sora AI as we speak

Cuba has gone lights out. Do not stop talking about Cuba

Posting about pi day when there’s something you are seriously forgetting right now.

I’ll admit Trump is 2-0 at getting world leaders

I’m not going to war

You know what British Heritage Railways maybe you’re ahead of the curve on who likes to see old steam engines.

bad bunny halftime show

Good game good job but hawks were panicking in the 4th Quarter

Awwwww they didn’t go for it. Still technically 2 scores up ah it’s only 5 and a half minutes.

Patriots are awake things are HAPPENING

They’re slugging it outfield

My God, there was a touchdown!

Scoreless quarter!!!

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

And there’s an ad for AI after an AI generated ad please stop I wanna see the pigskin

Followed up by halftime ad you can’t make this up

Neat

Most underrated dancers at the halftime show are the people dressed as sugar cane who walk around.

Bad Bunny says he’s performing in Spanish but doesn’t use El Conejito Mal as his stage name. HYPOCRITE

Last year was Eagles plowing Chiefs this time we have no touchdowns the entire first half needless to say this is a team with actual good defense

Bless

That ball was tickling the grass

Don’t do it Stephon Diggs you’re in a good team now

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I’m trying to watch a T-movie commercial with backstreet boys and before I could snidely remark how bad the lyrics are I get flashbanged by Druski

😐

Like, The Washington Post Opinions section is simply not a thing that we need to acknowledge any more.

it's 2016. overwatch comes out. it's 2026. overwatch comes out.

Patriots vs Seahawks is a game of woke vs evil and I am on the side of the hawks #gobirds

Patriots already have everything and they get to go superbowl even without Brady and Belichick it’s not fair. I still want a Bills-Bears game.

now - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

He survived 2025, but can he handle 2026

#OtD 18 Jan 1958 the Battle of Hayes Pond took place in NC when Native Americans routed a KKK rally. 500 Lumbee armed with shotguns and clubs attacked the white supremacist protest forcing them to flee, and celebrated by burning KKK banners and robes stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8979...

Fuck. Josh Allen has an overtime curse

Overtime here we fucking go

Sorry Buffalo but you had a shot to change posession and you lost it. Good game

Incomplete holy fuck