Incredibly proud of @wmata.com for receiving @apta-info.bsky.social Top Agency in North America award! So proud of this amazing team that has gone all in to transform America’s Metro System. This award belongs to customers, staff, Board, partners & the entire community. 👏❤️#wmata

*long jerking off motion*

a few stills from #minneapolis (1/3) august 7-8

let's fucking go dude

7 weeks out from my first #triathlon decided to send one (out of order) to see what i got feeling good about this! bike was 5 miles shorter than race distance because, well, i arrived home, but on a flat course i should be fine

this made me a little emotional

this is a nick kurtz appreciation skeet

bagel

Wow, 3 years have flown by! I’m so honored & appreciate the opportunity to serve as @wmata.com GM. We have an incredible board, staff, partners & customers. More to do & improve but I feel proud of our transformation and the future ahead. Thx you for all your support of Metro.Onward!

my body is 3% scandi swimmers right now

professional grass-toucher

does bluesky care for some orange and purple sky? #baseball #orioles

wes moore i will make you god emperor governor emeritus of maryland if you can get the marc trains to run up from DC during times that the orioles are playing baseball

this is just a photo of me

RIP to your dick 🙏

Between gratuitously smearing mahmoud khalil as antisemitic, voting with republicans to keep the government open, claiming his "job is to keep the left pro-israel," and now (I guess?) demanding to give trump a blank check for 60-90 days of bombing iran, I'm starting to think this guy might suck

Splendidly done, Mr. Minority Leader, you have caught the president in another inconsistency AND showing reckless disregard for procedure!

this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole

scenes from my time on the atlanta beltline this week urban parks are so cool!!

first presidential candidate to do something about the humidity gets my lifetime vote

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant. This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

goated behavior

plenty of character assassination but not enough regular assassination if you ask me

friendly reminder if you’re using metro to participate in the parade this weekend you’re looking to go towards CONGRESS HEIGHTS because that’s where congress is :)

first mayor candidate to campaign on smoothing out calvert hill gets my vote

randy saved DC for real

(Chris Cornell voice) And you stare at maaaeeey, in your Jesus Christ Pose

Something Ta-Nahesi Coates said on Israel/Palestine that's stuck with me is people often obscure the issue and its stakes by going on and on about how complicated it is, when, actually, it isn't. You only have to go through these pathetic contortions at length to justify a bad perspective.

2 years ago today i met @sophiacereal.bsky.social i’d say it’s been going well

breaking: mets got a hit with RISP

got called out in softball on a play where i was clearly safe and the guy missed the tag, and i’m gonna be mad about it for several days

a lil somethin from last night 🎷

14 years ago today lol

how does #blueskyrunclub feel about 5k PR’s?

today i learned i can run a 15:00 3k

some huge pro isr*el group on the train platform with me right now and my family wonders why i don’t visit home more often anyway free palestine

one hour at an elder/long-term care facility will permanently scar your perception of healthcare. a thousand luigi’s could not fix the inhumane treatment of our most vulnerable. basic chart notes aren’t followed. wrong medications. as if it’s a burden to deal with these people. makes me sick

the class solidarity leaving my body after it took me 2 hours to go 1 mile on a greyhound bus because of the NJ transit strike

i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

i have deeply intense fomo from seeing all those posts about that turnstile show in baltimore

smashed my 1k time today not sure how i ever swam without these earbuds. highly recommend drowning out the burden of thought whenever possible

today's scholastic success award goes to the student who i've had since *day one of school* that called a search party because she couldn't find me in the classroom we've been in for the entire year

emerging from my shell to play some soul jazz, organ trio, blues, and funk in a couple weeks. made the poster too 🫡 #mountpleasantdc #washingtondc #dcmusic

DC’s hottest club is the wilson aquatic center

solid 19 miles of bike time today, with a sick baseball game in between 😎