it's the year of the horse which incidentally means it's over for you bitches (my year)

i'm so glad my parents stopped buying the sunday papers

Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster

being drunk out of my mind watching black swan, needless to say it was An Experience

i love the ubiquity of the suffix "-ass bitch" to make an insult

when everyone heard about troy mcclure

what a fucking idiot

North London knows what’s what.

yeah eurovision's dead af what a shame

yes next question

your party voting to kill itself is objectively very funny

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SEIZE HIM

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

the darvo government 'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood 'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting 'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves 'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson

It's been SEVEN hours and fifteen days

i swore i'd never watch #drcan again but i am obsessed with paolo perfeccion

i cannot believe these queens had the temerity to do that roast in front of sophie willan shame on them all #druk

the character roster for mario kart

grow up

tired: george clarke, social media zoomer wired: george clarke, sunderland tv architect inspired: george clarke, lead singer of deafheaven

got banned from twitter for saying something about transphobes two and a half years ago woo hoo!

taskmaster new year's treat lineup looking mighty tasty (don't like susie dent but the other four 😍)

29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!

Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”

her mother is gb news bigot tonia buxton so start as you mean to go on i guess!

only murders in the building is the perfect "it's cold and i feel like shit, what can i do about it" show

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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

aunty donna's sketches are Fine but i doubt i'll ever get bored of their longform improv podcasts, just the right amount of brainrot

I thought Sanjeev's attempt at the first task last night was sensational and that was BEFORE I saw the second layer #taskmaster

just seen war of the worlds 2025 and i wish i could undo that experience because it'd be SUCH a good awful film to watch drunk with friends (see also: crossroads)

mega lolz

what the

I actually don’t give a fuck about the level of “illegal migration”

fucking bitch

I’m sick of people posting facts and graphs about how Nigel Farage’s numbers are wrong. Fascists don’t care about facts

a real chance that "using a vpn is grooming children" isn't going to be the stupidest thing this fucko has said this year

always makes me happy when people are like "just started watching the traitors uk and omg i love MADDY! <3"

the alleged taskmaster 21 cast... sheesh

starmer being too spineless to condemn people literally calling for his assassination is bleakly funny

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If ever we needed proof that it's all one big club and we're not in it, it's the Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition of this country falling over themselves to pay tributes to a random US citizen most of the country have never heard of to placate a feral right wing mob who run our press

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

bye felicia

:)

chat gp without the t

reckon jacob alon's got this

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit