Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all! Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this 2 years later

I firmly believe that every futch needs an otter homie so you two can gas each other up and encourage homosexual behaviors in the other. I’m so glad my otter homie is in his exploring era. He’s getting out of his shell and having so much fun, it warms my heart! The confidence boost is huge! 💙

And the drop is LIVE!🥳 CreatureFeatureToys.com - 150+ new toys, including new models & sizes! - Orders 60+ get a free Souvenir goodie box - Orders 200+ unlock free shipping - New hats @ 7:30 (we will combine orders!) Thanks for an amazing 5 years so far!!!!!🎉

Your Drop Picks are Freshly bathed and ready to get packed and shipped! 😍 If you had an 'item sold' message on something in the drop you really wanted, maybe go double check if it's still there? We had a rather large inventory management bug to squash that night.. 😅🙌 #toydrop #dongsoup #dongsky

I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!

Y'all butter prepare yourselves for tonight's stock drop ;) (9/25 at 8:15pm est; pre-shop going up in the next few hours)

I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!

New squishy unlocked! The Venus of Willendorf inspired squishy busty cow, Heifer of Hayville, is available now in 5 sizes! vulpinidesign.com/products/hei...

Remember. Shut the fuck up. This was always true before, but even more so now with a government that is just ITCHING to arrest anyone it can for anything. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

dildos are pretty neat

⚔️ Let me solo him... We just dropped a load of Rangers, Niles and Dozers in a range of sizes, so whatever your level, there's something for you. 👉 go.were.dog/drop

The "ber" months are upon us...so you know what that means! The pumpkin patch is open once more! Our seasonal models Horace and little pumpkins are back! Drop happening THIS Friday 9/12 @ 7 pm CST! 🎃🎃🎃 #sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #bodysafe #silicone

Lady Gaga and NIN released new music videos today at the same time (half an hour ago). My two favorite artists both sharing new art as they age and evolve. My inner child is so fucking happy! I’m so glad I stuck around to see them thrive! Hopefully I’ll see Gaga live like I just did NIN 🖤

Seeing NIN live for the first time this past Friday healed something in me that I didn’t know was there. After spending most of my life expecting I’d be long dead by now (26), I thought seeing them live was a pipe dream. But damnit, I fucking made it! I checked that off the bucket list for sure!!!

As an adult you simply must learn to say "this is not for me" and then leave it be.

"ABDL furries are weird and gross!!" You are a coward. You are weak. This fandom is full of bizarre & strange interests and language like this is sawing the support beams of your own home. Use filters. Be an adult. We aren't kicking people out of the restaurant for ordering from a different menu.

If they overturn gay marriage, I am going to genuinely lose my shit even harder. I have many things I wanna say or do already but know that I would sooner die than marry a man. It’s already bad enough I can’t safely transition legally now or that my right to bodily autonomy is already compromised.

🥳GIVEAWAY TIME🥳 Win coupon 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣💲 Please read the rules before entering 😊And good luck everyone 🫶🍀 Check pretties here ready for your collection flirtydawg.com/product-cate... #dongsky #fantasydong

Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship! Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors. KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!

Any payment processor that refuses to process completely legal transactions from legitimate businesses is simply not fulfilling its function as a payment processor. They deserve to be pressured into fulfilling their function because that should be considered the bare minimum.

It’s been a hot minute since I got these but now they’re in their new display! I love my Snitties and matching squishes from @fantasygrove.bsky.social ! Thank you to @battybombshell.bsky.social who took my blueberry cheesecake inspo and made these incredible works of art! 💙💙💙

we cannot protect fictional nsfw content and creators by throwing real-life porn and sex workers under the bus. we cannot protect lgbt content and people by throwing porn and sex workers under the bus. we all rely on freedom of speech and expression and must fight for that common goal.

Going to do a small drop this Friday 7/25/25 @ 6pm Central Time!

I mean I know the UK laws just came into effect but I just showed a photo of a Minion to the face scan and it accepted me as being an adult

FYI this "safety" act also makes it harder to block people. I've had people yelling at me all day on Reddit because of a few comments on Warhammer posts where people are whining about "wokeness" or whatever the fuck and I can't even block them because their accounts are set as NSFW.

So many people fearmonger about ADHD meds, causing issues in so many people, but my Ritalin dosage increase allowed me to meditate for over two hours today. Let that sink in. I took Ritalin and immediately meditated for two hours straight.

The (ridiculously) long term answer is decentralizing as much of the internet as possible, including payment processors. But in the short term I think we need to figure out how to apply very strong pressure on payment processors to reverse course on this flagrant bullshit.

Since a few of you passed your perception checks this morning, we will go ahead and show off our new upcoming model! 😁 This model will be released at the end of the month with our drop,and we are making a bunch of pretty ones! Help us welcome The Rakshasa

Berry Pancakes 🫐🍓🥞

Oops! I forgot day 2 😅 Just means you all get a double-whammy on day 3 Gentlemen, I present to you... Softs! (Large/Soft Pip from The Prince's Court (now @valsintoys.bsky.social )and a large/NC Soft(?) Thresher from @dreadtheempire.bsky.social which has sadly succumbed to yellowing)

I’m super excited, I’m gonna be seeing Scene Queen next month with my gf! And in Nov we’ll be seeing Spiritbox too! I don’t know any of Spiritbox’s music but she’s a fan, so I’m gonna avoid listening to them ahead of time so my 1st time is IRL lol. So excited to be with her for good live music!

So looks like it's #PornfolioDay and I wanted to throw my hat into the ring with some #FunnyBunny my beloved ❤️🐰🤡🎪 #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #nsfw #Jax #Pomni

Of course Durst is a trans ally, Rollin openly supports non binary people.

You've seen the Catch of the Day, a silicone fish paddle I released at the beginning of last year, and the Sardine, a smaller version I made last whenever. Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away. 23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

Keep in mind that the cuts to Medicaid don’t go into effect until late 2026 conveniently after the midterm elections. Do not be fooled. Vote these ghouls out. Show up and VOTE in the midterms.

🚨NEW TOY🚨 Introducing Grovetusk! Are you tired of fair weather friends? Lovers who don’t last a season? Maybe you need a friend for every season. Someone who won’t forget you and will be the gentle giant or rough lover of your dreams. 🔗⬇️ allnighttoys.com/pages/shop-a... #AllNightToys 1/10

We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine

Happy Creature Feature Friday! ✨🌈 Keep it colorful with a Lisa Freaky giveaway! Plus rare models unlock after 300 shares 👀

Two words: MEAT CLOWN!!!!!! (These were the cursed strokers I mentioned the other day). Also I just uploaded these, and 106 other items to the website. (my mailing list was notified slightly sooner lol)

Our charity toys have been relisted and have been adjusted to Auctions after unforeseen circumstances. Please consider helping us donate to our local Charity, Wyoming Equality. shop.xenocat-artifacts.com/collections/... Originally we raised $1,500, we could love to try and hit that goal again!

Important: Please Read 🏳️‍🌈Updates concerning our Charity Toys and Orders -Erebos and the XCA Team

Heads up for creators who use fansly, anthro content now banned as their payment processors have deemed it to be "bestiality." Not sure if that's art, fursuits, or even toys. But be safe, seems to go into full effect on the 28th

More of those pretty Red colours we recently posted about 😯❤️

Just a reminder that the brand Creature Cocks is a knock-off brand that has stolen designs from indie toy brands! SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESSES! Buy from indie toy brands instead!

I exist!! I turned 26 last week and minus my airways getting rekt by wildfire smoke and cottonwood, it was nice! I’m still around, just in the Dickscord mostly. Idk who here isn’t there but curious about life updates so uh. Feel free to ask I guess? Been busy with the gf during the weekends lately.