Imagine if this administration went after pedos this hard

Random lunch break fire horse scratch art which isn’t awful considering I did it with a bent paper clip and no reference pic lol

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

When I whine about where did today go the answer is tree frog claws

In kindergarten we were answering typical “my favorite” questions… I don’t remember if I tried drawing or spelling Smurf Pasta for my favorite food but it definitely confused the hell out of my teacher

wtf where did today go I didn’t authorize it being dark and me being this tired already

the Black Panthers were right

Just had an amazing brunch/bookstore trip with my bff… she also not 100% jokingly offered me a position at her new firm but I’d have to go in at like just over half of my current pay. Otoh, she’s in a position to make double+ my pay next year. 🫠 Maybe I just quiet quit & write dirty sci-fi books 🤷‍♀️

Ohhh the new rainbow rock arrived and it’s even cooler than I hoped, iridescent fluorite with calcite crystals

Me: stays home doing nothing to avoid being on knee, does stretches/exercises for it, uses nsaid topical Huh, feeling pretty good today *stumbles over slipper while sitting down and undoes everything*

I leave a mighty mess.

If the Dems fought in off years the way they fight 2-3 months before an election (or against progressives like Mamdani, ahem) I personally believe there are far fewer elections they would lose, even with an adversarial media environment like the one we have.

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

Still hunting for new perfume… I found one that’s earl grey tea & cucumber. It mellows down to exactly that but the first spray hit me as ck one which I wore back in high school. It had totally fascinated me being marketed as unisex, which should have clued me into some things several decades sooner

Clients who think it's a good idea to get ChatGPT or Claude or whomever to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of their case rather than just speak to an actual attorney about it are the types of people with this in their Google history.

HOLY SHIT NEVER DO THAT. Whenever I walk folks through something that involves calling chambers for scheduling, I always say "And be extremely nice to the JA. Judges rely on them for everything and you must treat them with respect." A judge will DESTROY you for disrespecting the JA.

Off to do a good deed and deliver meds for my friend who has had absolute shit luck for months (currently, has RSV & trouble breathing on oxygen in her hotel room outside CVS’s delivery zone while she waits on $200k out of pocket house repairs) This means I will be visiting the new b&n on the way 🤷‍♀️

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

You know why I like Costco? You can go in with a ring camera you bought two years ago and they hand you all your money back no questions asked. 🖕🏻🧊

Went to walk in ortho because my knee has not quit hurting since the new years phish shows. I’m not convinced it’s just arthritis but she said that’s a problem, gave me a big ass brace and a follow up. I told the guy making the appointment that I was diagnosed with “officially too old for this shit”

My favorite new Spanish word is malvaviscos. It means marshmallows. Coworker said “I think about malicious viscous to remember the word” 😆

My town has only three traffic lights, but three flock cameras, and now two speed cameras with the capability to do more. All the people telling me “iF yOu DoN’t SpEeD yOu WoN’T bE oN cAmErA” had no rebuttal when I sent them to the manufacturers website. Sundown town indeed deflock.org

Can I wear a subtly bondage blazer to work? I think I can wear a subtly bondage blazer to work Semi-related: cackling w the boss over the interview question “is there anything not in your resume that would be embarrassing if made public?” “To me? Nah. To you? Probably. That’s totally subjective.”

Didn’t get position but at least I got two other chiefs second hand embarrassed for that one because I had to shame him into sending the form rejection email out 🙄 it wasn’t a one off, I learned people who interviewed for something else in Dec hadn’t heard. Bullet dodged being his deputy maybe

They have now removed the Pride flag from the Stonewall Inn. Erasure. Just like the Nazis. gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...

I chickened out on throwing a bid in on the corvette I liked and now I have not-buyers remorse 😭 In my head I’m like “spend that on trips” or “you want to retire at 60, right” and then my body is doing weird painful stupid shit that makes experiences less likely and who knows if I’ll make it to 60

I know the people who are high as hell at the game were not okay for a sec

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Unexpected Ricky Martin is 100% gonna make me dig out my Cup of Life cd That halftime show made me sad I’m not gonna be in Puerto Rico this weekend

I need the daylight coming back thing to step on the gas. I’m seriously crawling into bed at 7-8 lately. I don’t go to sleep but I don’t see a point in being upright in cold and dark any further. May as well be under blankets and reading

Blue states should start naming their hazardous waste dumps after Trump. Make a glorious spectacle out of it.

Is my love of pizza stronger than my hatred of cold 🤔 (If I’m going to eat pizza when I could probably hit 20 pounds lost tomorrow if I behave then it’s going to be the exact pizza I want - which involves driving.)

In case you wanted to know how cold out it is, when I ran my car through the car wash to take the crust of salty road grime off, the water froze immediately upon hitting the side mirrors. Made for a fun merge onto the highway 🤣

It angers me so much that at the end of the day when history looks back I’m just going to be lumped in with “did they not know this was happening or try to stop it?!” I can call my reps and protest and join local level politics and do the tiny acts of resistance within my power but

😆 @dirxzilla.bsky.social

1. deregulate everything and destroy all regulators so nothing functions in the public interest under the pretense this "aids innovation" and "empowers entrepreneurs" 2. blame poor people and minorities when nothing works

I legit kicked it up to those who can make our official divorce certificates ($2) show the entire chain of name changes as it does in the judgment file ($25) because it’s a burden (a discriminatory one at that) on people who need it for Real ID and probably bullshit voting laws coming down on us.

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Our new-ish jury system is fucking amazing lol www.ctinsider.com/news/article...

Clock: you need to leave in ten minutes Me: sips coffee still in pjs unshowered with no idea what I’m wearing debating calling the listing for the midlife crisis car This is normal adulting, right?

I feel like the the new mooncat point redemption raremades are getting a lot of hate but I think they’re pretty. And I wanted to burn up my points so ✅

Three judges told me to buy the midlife crisis car 🤔 who am I to question court orders

Oh gosh high school lunch trauma unlocked Was even fatter than I am today eating shit like this

Do you know how much shaping and sculpting and levers and pulleys and flying buttresses are required in my bras to put my womanly parts where I want?? That’s not a medical device. Find a better hobby FDA, people are dying from raw milk and shit out there.

Lookin at midlife crisis cars on eBay at 4am, it’s fine

I still don’t have an answer on this job… so isn’t a no but there’s no earthly way he didn’t make a choice a week later. Only thing I can think is he isn’t telling people until the executive committee approves his pick. (You can’t tell people when you get a job until that happens, it’s dumb.)

I’m crying, I found my new theme song 🤣🤣🤣🤣