Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

My neighbor seem to do a roast every weekend and make my apartment smell like amazing food that I don’t get to taste 😩

balls

I can show my butt sometimes. As a treat.

LunchMoney Lewis said “I’ve got bills I gotta pay” And I felt that

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed Creepin' with the boy next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor

They misspelled WAH

I choose to go to his room Not because I am easy But because he is hard

So many adorable fursuits in my feed today!

Fur cons should be limited to only the age bracket I happen to fall into at the time

Some furries have spent so much of their life seeing themselves as the victim that they don’t realize they’ve become the bully

Me: Ahhh I have so much I need to do! Also me: *gets high and plays video games*

I’m so glad that I don’t experience life through the lens of “how will I share this online?!”

Also I hope Bluesky doesn’t devolve into hot takes and debates. We had enough of that on xitter

Just wait until you see his second phase!

yeah I guess basically I just wanna call u a good boy until your dick is so leaky that you have to feed your sheath a benadryl

“The guy trying to kill us might try to kill us harder if we fight back” — Democrat proverb

will you accept?

The autistic urge of needing to know every little bit of detail possible, otherwise you simply can't relax. It doesn't matter if it's not important to you, to me it quite simply.. is.

I got you fam ❤️

For years I thought the toilet tank was called the “system” and not the “cistern”

Me opening the news every fucking morning

For people who aren't keeping up: A Chinese company released their own version of chatgpt but it cost them $6m and 2000 GPUs vs Chat GPT-4o, which uses $100m and 16000 GPUs, and made their model open source. This has blown up a ton of investors who assumed AI was only possible at Open AI scale.

okay so maybe I shouldn’t call my autistic homo friends autismos

We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

“Hell” and “high water” feel like drastically different levels of severity. In fact, one is even defined in the MUTCD

Beware the "gifted child ----> burnt out college student ----> broken pet begging master to cum" pipeline

So many less people spend new years alone because they found the fandom and made friends within this community I think we easily forget how awesome that is

I am under fucking attack

Cold

I love the balcony tree lights

I got the job and will be moving to Chicago in April 👀

We're canning the new flavor we're debuting THIS THURSDAY as part of FetchNW 's Frostbite Weekend right meow on Twitch ! Come watch: twitch.tv/slightlyfurry

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

A nice thing about not going to a con this year is that my nose won’t be assaulted by all the, uh, “natural musk”

I’m so nervous but reflecting on my job interview today it just felt *really* good. I really want this.

also i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity and it’s just a lot right now

I am a pure bundle of anxiety and nerves right now, hoping for the best

I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see and take you where you wanna be

No offense to people who don’t smile in photos - but people who insist on making a serious face in pics are always the worst

Just focused on getting shit done and making things happen 💪

spending Thanksgiving alone is hard for me ngl

sports betting parlays are crazy because the odds are similar to the lottery but people will throw $5 or $10 a day at it hoping for like a payout of like $300

I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.

I checked Twitter and everyone's just constantly trying to dunk on each other like wtf

You will get that good job You will find love You will experience happiness beyond what you can imagine But it’ll only happen if you don’t give up