First guy to experience this, probably.

Quick, buy SaaS stocks today

Saw fireflies in my yard tonight. First time in 20+ years. Way better than fireworks.

Enough!

new metaphor just dropped

New bottom just dropped!

Waste truck drivers are also all awesome- legit think and wave and slow down for kiddos. Everyone of them.

When the Steelers-Bengals rivalry was at its peak.

Garbage person, garbage show. I’ll make it make sense: I would pay more in taxes that went to tangible benefits for society,not just weapons for home and abroad. Idgaf if someone skims if even most of it goes towards helping kids, elderly, or any person not already a millionaire.

Wikipedia and the deranged fan based wikis, sports blogs to a minor extent, and cooking sites are all that is left of the internet as a consumable medium.

The Two Trumps

If most political tv show pundits look up in the rain they may accidentally drown.

It hurts to see other people living your dreams.

@edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social Purdue rivalry’s are not going great for football. So tell everyone to stop trying to steal space valor.

Donation 1 is simple as a Purdue fan I will need to dig deeper this year for some type of slander later. Also, Apple Pay just makes it so easy to give money to a good cause. #charitibundibowl

The laughter was good-hearted laughing with a slightly buzzed friend, now the laughter has stopped as we finish our drink and get ready to hop in our truck while yelling at our loved ones on the phone.

I call him Duplo, because he’s a block head.

The best use of English ever.

Hotter stove in the world! Big strong men telling us “don’t touch the stove”. We are going to touch it! They said you can’t touch it sir, hottest stove Int the world.

Seasons 1-3 of Reacher, most people not named Reacher. Specifically the Prison scenes from season 1 are “boy you blew past that red light”.

This is me with like Easter candy and beer.

This a legitimate all time episode. The Belichick deathbed muttering had me laughing on a treadmill.

The “rural diner patron” as virtuous controller of state spending also has to go. Maybe people who eat at diners on weekday mornings aren’t a good barometer of the typical person in the state when their county has a lower population than 4th ring suburbs.

Literally Donald Trump:

This, is not reassuring.

The 24 pack is more cost effective!

Is this a Woodrow Wilson situation?

Vs “no it won’t”

A bad AIxcuse is better than none? “59% say they emphasize AI’s role in layoffs bc it ‘is viewed more favorably by stakeholders than saying layoffs or hiring freezes are driven by financial constraints.’ Only 9% said AI had fully replaced any roles.” www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

i’m beaned up rn

Very credulous, thank you.

trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online

Wait, this Republican is using his power as a senator to get answer and slow down process he doesn’t like? Does anyone want to inform the democrats this is possible?

Not even close to satire anymore.

it’s pretty cool how Schumer in particular is the absolutely worst guy to be in charge of the opposition for everything happening under Trump 2 more than anyone else just perfectly not suited for the moment

Rondale Moore had one of the greatest individual performances I've ever seen vs. #2 Ohio State in 2018. He was a True Freshman and completely tore apart a top-ranked defense. Truly a joy to watch him compete. Gone way too soon. Rest in Peace 🙏

On his days off training do we think he takes more than like 5 breaths? Heart just chiming in the hour like a grandfather clock.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

While horrifying on many levels, the economy of storytelling here is remarkable.

Have to get this going , never refer to it by any other name

everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:

As a Vikings fan, and decent human, going to be rooting for Darnold and (now) my Seahawks so hard.

This is basically what we are seeing in New York. A guy with morals and principles but who also is like “things are pretty good in many areas and I like it here”

Need to start civil suits to counter this, beyond the whole “grow a spine and brain”.

You could imagine similar situations in which members of the media coordinated in solidarity around Lemon to direct sustained negative attention to Trump over this story. Instead the political press spent the earlier part of the week making up a fake story ("new tone") to help Trump.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Used to bike in a real forest trail. Going down a steep hill where the path is wood chips and came around a bend to see a full grown buck standing silently in the middle of said path. Sprayed it with wood chips. Stopped got behind bike and slowly backed up the hill.

It’s Joever.