YCH commission for @ashleywylde.bsky.social

"Oh goodness gracious," said the toony character you identify with. "This is such an awkward, embarrassing day! I hope I don't get steamrolled, flattened, stretched like a rubber band, TF'd into something else, hypnotized, lose all my clothes, or end up dressed in a way that makes me blush!!"

Sure sex is great and all but have you ever tried just napping on the fluffy Jonas tummy for hours while I gently pet you

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The existence of dry humor implies the existence of well-lubricated sloppy humor💦

Presenting my new project, QRTUBER Using constantly updating QRCodes for streamers to sync data to viewers! Doesn't even have to be sex toys being controlled, could be lights or gamepad state or whatever, but I'm me so that's what we're starting with. qrtuber.com

most furry commissioners: plz draw a picture of my fursona. me: I NEED A PICTURE OF A POTATO AND I NEED IT POST HASTE. ONLY SORT OF FOR SEXUAL REASONS. And @artofjonas.bsky.social did a great job. Even made the balls bigger just like I asked.

Have some more YCHs up for bid. Visit the auction house channel on my discord to access. discord.gg/KVBwZdeF

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I'm revising the specific Terms of Service for future wing-it commissions. If you plan on getting a wing-it from me in the future, please give these a read. tldr: less input, and no draft phase. What you get will be a surprise. Trust me: I'll make it good. 👍

"You really draw this well, are you into it?" Truthfully: not always, not guaranteed. But there's some stuff where I totally get why people are into it, even if it doesn't specifically push my buttons

Multiple wing-its for Slither

Mayternity wing-it for @justboxer.bsky.social

Mayternity wing-it for @tekk.bsky.social

Mayternity wing-it for @xavious.bsky.social featuring his character Nicole

Mayternity wing-it for Flann (they/them)

Mayternity wing-it for @aelius.bsky.social featuring his character Orchid. (Background from Clip Studio Assets)

Mayternity wing-it for Hendak (cw: siblings🫢)

Wing-it for @diretaco.com featuring Reno and a ladyfriend

Wing-it for @brocade.bsky.social guest-starring a certain fox in space

I can ultimately handle it if Bsky flags my entire AD as adult; I only want mature adults seeing this side of me anyway. The decision is utterly absurd, however, and they're going to eat shit for it. Whether or not that matters to them in the long run remains to be seen.

I heard it was otter day

magical hands~

A secret ending of the new Star Fox game has already been leaked! And I'm in it! Art by @jonasafterdark.bsky.social #furryart #starfox

Comm for @diretaco.com of his character Reno with Feta the Goat (who belongs to @fetasfables.bsky.social) cw: hypno😵‍💫

Wingit for Trick-Candle & SpicyMarmalade

The big missing piece I had to learn regarding kinks is that when adults have to work high-powered jobs where they're quietly making difficult decisions that affect many while confirming to high standards then yeah, they're gonna want to get their kicks in unique ways upon clocking out

Maybe the fandom just needs a concise brochure to hand out whenever a batch of young newbies discovers us and gets up in arms about stuff And yes, I know, my generation was not exempt from that. I suspect it's always gonna be a thing

All Mayternity wing-it slots are closed! Thank you everyone👍

Last two Mayternity slots! Anyone?

Opening for Mayternity-themed wing-it comms; $50 off the normal price if your request involves the theme. Pics can be SFW or NSFW. They don't specifically need to be female-gendered, but the pregnant one does need to be an adult. 15 slots maximum. Wing-it signup link here: tally.so/r/w7kaEz

alright if I did mayternity wing-its would you all be interested >:F

We're so sorry for making Falco unfuckable, we're dipping the artist responsible in sludge.

The real secret to great sex is understanding that some folks want the ooh, some folks want the aahhhhhh, and some folks want the HUAAAGGGHHHHHH💢💦

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"If you have a lot of friends into [x] and you're not, consider the possibility that you might be in denial" I'm...not actually sure I agree with that argument, tbh. I think it's possible to appreciate the headspace of a kink but ultimately conclude it's not for you

I sometimes see pics of topless OCs with black-tape X's over the nipples and I think "Man, there's no way you couldn't pull those off without ripping out some fur and leaving x-shaped bald patches" This is why I never get invited to the sexy pull-the-tape-off parties, isn't it 😢

Educational smart cages for your junk where you have to complete increasingly complex math problems on a little display to unlock it. You could call it the cuckulator in unrelated news HOW'S 420 GOING FOR EVERYONE 😶‍🌫️

Bluetooth sex toys that remotely control your entire neighborhood's power grid. When you come there's a 50% chance of causing a major blackout and everyone hates you I have good ideas, fund it

Because furry's been around for a generation-plus now, some of the scandals are essentially repeating with the young crowd as folks embark on that "fraught relationship with adult furry material" arc that seems to end up with them either leaving or making peace with it

Wing-it rough sketch for Stripe

Wing-it rough for Fingers

Honest question: does knowing about things like the artist's sex life (their orientation, intimate relationships, kinks, etc) have any impact, positive or negative, on how you appreciate their art? How so? I know this could be a can of worms but I'm curious anyway, lol

Boners

Hey they just released a new update to sex. Yeah the new version is gonna be an app-only because too many people were bypassing the ads and paid purchases, and they're looking to make it illegal to jailbreak your cock. Not in the fun way, either. Sorry.

I've been wanting to make a Piñata West form for a while and was *cough* inspired to do so recently

since it's the April Fool's day, how about I give you the Goth Rebellious BLanca? :3