DO NOT have sex. you won't get pregnant or die.

therapist recommended Finch but I got pathological demand avoidance

"They’re taking shit about you". Ofc they do. Legends need narrators.

"I need to marry Julia. I need to hear her say everyday that I’m going to die". Gen z is NOT ok.

good morning

All it takes is one person to do the right thing.

Me: I miss France. American friend: girl everyone misses France.

I sadly will never be able to relate. I care deeply and will always do so.

I passed out in a café in central Tokyo 3 days after landing bc I forgot to eat lol

There is a case for the amygdala, or the reptilian brain. This ridiculous tiny part of the brain has one job: survival and self-preservation. Modern societies encourage us to avoid using it in decision-making, and that’s why we got so many miserable trapped in the rat race unsufferable human beings

Free chips at the mall. We’re so back.

“No worries,” I say, from the fetal position.

Autism is good for you.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but just quit that job girl

Watching people bow to each other at the gay club is sending me into astral projection.

Friends & authorities in Makkari, Hokkaido were looking for an 87yo man who went missing while foraging for mushrooms. While Fuji News was interviewing his friends, the man emerged from the woods: "Hey guys, sorry." buff.ly/VCY9EP0

In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”

I wondered if anyone had ever done studies on impacts of basic financial literacy. This study shows that if you lack confidence in finance, basic interventions show bigger increases in fin literacy than if you are overconfident about your financial knowledge. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Given what was written on the bullets from the gun that killed Charlie Kirk, I have become number one suspect among my friends and family.

Reading that Epstein birthday book

This how the Gen Z refer to me now

I got your medical examination record. It says "GAY".

In space no one can hear you post

Kids are inherently psychotic and you can’t change my mind about that

Fun fact, the last word in every sentence your cat says to you is bitch.

Need to get ritualistically drained of my blood by a beautiful woman.

Japan no context

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

This guy said he had to go home early because he’s expecting his feminist literature delivery. I think we’ve a winner.

Challenged my classmates to do a casual a performative male contest: you basically need to act like one all day.

I’m mostly meeting autists in Japan, and most of them really have no intention of ever going back to their home countries. I can’t help but wonder what kind of fucked up shit people put them through there, in order to want so many miles between them and "home".

Getting used to working 6d/7 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The innate friendship between the old Japanese men and the gen Z gaijin baby butch needs to be studied

When they shutoff the LLMs some people's emails are gonna be like "me client, me want deliverable, you make good, you incorporate brand strategy"

I’ve said this a few times already: never push to the internet anything you’d not want the world to see. That includes your Notes apps on iCloud baby.

"Yeah if I weren’t that attractive I’d totally be an incel" I fucking love straight men non-ironically

In France, you can cheat on your husband but never on your hairstylist. I’m losing my culture here in Japan. Concerning.

Cheated on my hairstylist today ama

konichiwa

Today I learnt how to say "that looks gay" in Japanese

"Everyone’s a little autistic" god I WISH

Japanese class very important notes

My sweet sister, please ask him to read a paragraph out loud to you and then decide if you have real feelings for that man of yours-

Prudes are fetishists too. They deny obsession with purity has sexual ties, but its all coercion to instill their preferred expression of sexuality on others. The demonization of fetishes controls info on healthy sexual expression, so ppl dont realize sexual purity is an extension of rape culture

Literally fire

A fraction of the crowds gathered to watch the Okuribi ritual fires lighting in the mountains from the river

"I’m moving to Japan because I’m determined to lead a more interesting life". And just like that, more than 16 years later, I’m finding @eryk.bsky.social blog, and it’s one of the best writing I’ve ever been slapped with. thisjapaneselife.org