So when the BCNDP passed a law to extend UNDRIP rights to indigenous people in BC, they didn't actually mean for those rights to extend to land or resources? Sooooo then what was DRIPA about?🤨 (also good luck with asking the Chiefs to roll this one back for you lol) www.biv.com/news/bc-mull...

Me: We're wholesaling that one at $120 a zip Them: Oh, you shouldn't call ounces that Me: Oh yeah? Them: That's a pre legal term, you shouldn't appropriate it. It's for people who actually dealt Me: 😶 Them: And you didn't, uuh... Me: 😶 Them: ...deal... any...? Me: 😶 Them: ...drugs? Me: 😶

All I'm going to say that: If I had never done a thing, I wouldn't be so quick to jump into discussions about whether "AI" can do the thing.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

My friend and I were talking about the Botstein/Epstein thing, and in the course I told my friend that my senior thesis was basically predicting the Chinese Belt and Road Initiative a half decade early, and he told me to put up or shut up... ngl, this one aged real good 🤌🤓

When the budtender asks, "indica or sativa?"

Extremely Bard development: the student protest against @bardcollege.bsky.social president and Jeffrey Epstein friend Leon Botstein appears to be cigarette themed.

This is monstrous

This one goes out to my Autistic rail-loving homies: Japanese* narrow gauge light rail realness

This is one of the worst things I’ve seen in Vancouver politics. Vancouver councillor outrageously lies to Chinese audience that fellow councillor is a drug addict & dealer. Gets caught, forced to “apologize” for lying, mayor commends him for admitting fault. Then turns out the mayor did it first.

Back in my old 'hood for the day. Nostalgia levels so high they are issuing a government warning.

Oh good, they carry my brand.

Cars will break down Houses will fall The bottle will run empty But an appreciated woman gone always make your cup run over

Sam Darnold Frees the angry spirits www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-da...

*90s Beck voice* in the time of total rubes I was a flunky bitcoin wallet up in flames and someone stole my monkey while liver king hawks never ever eating vegetables join the new platform and put on the doomscroll waiting for my medbed with diamond hands set to hodl angry at bluesky for saying JD

LET’S FUCKING GO!!! Hawks, baby!!

Grocery shopping time, aka time to decide if I give money to: A) Monopoly guy who just can't help but sell the occasional warehouse to ICE to build more concentration camps, or, B) Monopoly guy who just can't help but run near constant price fixing schemes to steal from his customers Choices!

If Stephen Miller loses his WH job, he's gonna get kicked out of the military base he currently lives in, which means he will be forced to move back into contact with normal people and [TOS VIOLATIONS]

The wife and I just realized that Kirk / Spock fall perfectly into the @jonbois.bsky.social Tim / Al paradigm. Kirk is basically just a big dumb idiot who exists to act without thought.

I propose we just start saying "Melt ICE" as the go to slogan. It sounds less scary than "abolish" to normies, conveys the same meaning (imo) while being vague enough to tap dance around centrist bad faith pearl-clutching, and it's cutesey in a marketable way.

I just got the pleasure of preemptively re- blocking deranged asshole Marc Veldhoen on a whole new platform, which is not the reason I signed up for BlueSky, but it's certainly a nice bonus!

I am one half of Sorry Ass Rams football away from absolutely spanking my fantasy league this year.

A reason I'm so hard on the angry young men of today is because in my youth I could have very easily become one of them, but I quickly recognized that my experience was explicitly informed by my choices and not anyone else's. If I wanted to be happy, I had to be a good person even when it was hard.

I actually owned a Seahawks Percy Harvin jersey if you wanna talk cursed...

a good week for reporters to ask Pete Carroll how he would grade the performance of offensive line coach Brennan Carroll

"Democracy is dying in the West because it has been overtaken by a caste of professionals, politicians and technocrats, for whom democracy is a slogan, a contest, a source of legitimacy in an instrumental sense, but not an idea or ideal they respect or aspire to."

It's once again time for a Josh Gordon appreciation post www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEYi...

Hey @thedrawplay.com how about you refresh one of my all time favourites of yours and bring us the NYG flavored No Fuss Russ Bus?

I'm real close to heading down to PF Chang's to lobby for Pete Carroll to be fired out of a cannon into the sun

Did anyone do this already?

People are pointing out a lot of reasons this is a bad look for Schumer, but let me just lay out one more: lol good luck running your next election campaign when the mayor of the largest city in your state owes you a knife in the back you dumb bitch

"The Enemy speaks softly and slings a strap"

Great success 😍

My momma bestie is my auntie My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie "Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family "That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community

billionaires have yet to realize that substantially raising their taxes is the compromise position

As a professional Doer of Politics, I can inform all three dozen of you, my dear readers: Zohran Mamdani absolutely fuckin cooks this one. In fact at this point his entire run for Mayor is like watching peak Ali box or Hendrix shred: his touch is 🤌 He's going to redefine politics for a generation.

o/~ promised you a miracle o/~

Keith Urban gay????

Skepticism towards things you have quantifiable data for is a sign of poor cognition

It's been twenty years since I lived in Taipei, but the other day I got to bust out my Mandarin with a nice young couple at the park whose son was playing next to mine, and I have never been happier in my life to have someone immediately clock my incredibly thick/authentic Taiwanese accent 🥰

when you get your samples straight from the farmer .jpg

Apparently it's genetic

If I was a Democratic primary voter choosing between ordinary candidates in the next two years, my litmus test definitely includes: "I will support any effort to comply with legal efforts by the government of Venezuela to extradite Stephen Miller on murder charges".

Geno saw that JJ McCarthy 'bro can't throw left' passing chart @dennycarter.bsky.social shared earlier and said, "hold my rollout to the right"

If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.

[experiencing annoyance at a level I had not thought possible] Yeah sure, no worries.

SHARE IF SAME - dashare.zone ADMIN

"market based housing affordability solutions" is just adam neumann walking out on stage wearing a mike and a "explode paradigms" t-shirt, intoning "what if we made... wework for houses" and walks out to thunderous applause, collects $90 billion from softbank, and 8 years later four houses are built

Hey @raffic.bsky.social, I think you may have yet another fan for life ❤️