Good Morning Peeps 💙✌🏼💥

It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

Not much of a surprise at all.

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

If a temporary resident of the White House can totally demolish the East Wing to build a gaudy ballroom, without any authority, approval, or regulation, he can tear down the rest of the White House to build a Walmart. That this destruction is allowed underscores how off the rails our country is now.

CHUMP'S A TRAITOR........

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

Congress on vacation. The tenant in the White House decided he didn’t like the East Wing and demolished it without his landlord’s permission. As the $300 million Epstein Ballroom is constructed, government remains closed and insurance premiums are doubling. Argentina gets $40 billion of your money

Priorities.

Making Argentina Great Again. Indefensible.

Republicans will be so excited when they get to see what Donald Trump did with their cut off balls.

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Nothing says “America First” like selling out U.S. beef and soybean farmers to buy Argentine beef instead. #ArgentinaFirst

New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency

Yeah. So The White House is designated a National Historic Landmark. That means: It’s formally recognized as having exceptional national historical significance. Any substantial changes, demolitions, or new construction affecting it are tightly restricted. It’s not his house! WTF.

This is the only Hate America Rally that I have ever seen. Maybe someone should remind Mike Johnson what one looks like. 🔄

Two days ago, he took a shit on the American people. Today, he began demolishing the People’s House. That’s all he does. He shits on people, and he destroys things. Bcuz he’s a horrible person. I blame him a lot for the death & destruction he’s caused. I blame his enablers & his appeasers even more.

Remember all the fuss from Republicans about “saving the statues” & “preserving southern heritage?” Apparently the only structures Republicans will protect are the ones dedicated to racists.

I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?

The goal of Karoline Leavitt, Mike Johnson, Kristi Noem, and all the other that pronounced peaceful Americans to be terrorists has always been to spur one of their own nutjobs to mow Americans down in the street. It's called stochastic terrorism. Leavitt, Johnson, Miller, et al, are terrorists.

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

They use govt accounts, employees & resources to make partisan political messages. They make partisan political speeches attacking the opposition party to troops routinely. They get pardoned when they commit crimes. They ignore the laws. There is zero congressional oversight.

Only in this MAGA world are retired folks, teachers, clergy, students, nurses, and union members at the No Kings Day rallies, called "terrorists," while the Proud Boys who smeared shit on the Capitol walls get called "Patriots."

Now that you mention it, I remember they’re meeting at MarOLago

🤔 . I don't know who did this, but I know funny and this is funny. 🤣👍

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education. America’s children deserve better than this.

They have fired the staff of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report and 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers, who are disease detectives that respond to outbreaks around the world. I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous it is to dismantle our disease surveillance infrastructure.

The hush money payoff to Stormy Daniels cost more than house Leticia James bought for her grand niece.

Cartoon by John Deering.

The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.

"Dear Sweet Blessed Little Baby Jesus, please watch over our armed thugs as they turn away the stranger, persecute the foreigner and harm the least of our brothers and sisters."

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Thanks, New Yorker

Just a fucking disgrace that any president would say this to active duty military. But I expect it from this asshole, who has never respected the apolitical military tradition we’ve had since Washington. No, what’s more disgraceful is the silence of Republican vets in Congress.