My friend and I have long been obsessed with @brutalmoose.com’s birthday stream cake creations so this cake she made is just absolutely killing me. Inspo pictured on the right

*yuletide synth sounds*

#deer 🦌

Who doesn't want a franticly fast running hamster these days Featuring Rick from Kirby Air Riders, a Twitch emote made for @rtgame.bsky.social ! #kirbyairriders #kirby

🎵 “A Rush of Blood to the Head” (2002) 🎵 CW: blood

roses are red big laughs are hearty

New awareness campaign

Figuring out my fursona

Making sandwiches for my spouse and leaving notes that get increasingly unsettling

Still you

When you are geolocating at the protest based on inflatable animals

our sexy fajitas made the white man Gay and Woke

#deer 🦌

Me rewarding my brain with serotonin after folding my laundry.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

If the government gets to make up organizations then I do too. You are now speaking to the five-year assistant regional district manager for antifa as per my LinkedIn and resume and yes those skills are transferable to my new role.

How it feels when I have to go to work and participate in capitalism when it’s cold and I’m just a lil guy.

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

i like video games

New app who dis