Now is a perfect opportunity for a Common Sense Congress to unite for the country and reclaim their role. I got $5 against it.

“President Chump” is the first honest thing I’ve ever heard out of her mouth.

Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings

Testing post-ability: 1 does this link read on BlueSky? 2 such oppo campaign fodder! apple.news/A5uGs4wlpRZ2...

Like Don Jr’s ever been to a Cracker Barrel.

Ugh. How do I proactively keep your posts about Big Brother from showing up in my feed? idgaf

How the hell did your football play-by-plays get in my feed? No thanks.

Stop what you're doing and listen to this warning from @marcelias.bsky.social about the real reason for Trump's National Guard deployment in DC.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true.

Trump was impeached, twice. Considering posting this every day until the Smithsonian corrects its exhibit. Feel free to join me.

JFC wtf is this dumb new game; fine, I’ll play: 1 like = thanks for the like.

5 is the new 11,780.

To those who celebrate: Happy Kings Day, losers. (Happy 4th to the rest of you; the revolution is coming!)

Someone needs to ask Mike about this.

HISTORY: The Dred Scott decision was the most shameful period in the history of the Supreme Court. SCOTUS: "Hold our Trump sneakers."

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

"I cannot say this strongly enough: until 2026, only two things stand between the authoritarian project and its objectives: the judiciary and a popular protest movement. We have no control over the former. We must not surrender, or abandon, the latter."

Two weeks!

I hope legacy media covers the connection between last night's memecoin dinner and this morning's social media tariff threats. He's manipulating the stock market.

@smartless.bsky.social we’re ready for you!

GREAT trouble.

Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing

EVERYBODY!! Listen to derek!!

If only he had the balls to match his big penis rockets.

The fact that this is even an administration’s actual communique says it all.

Doesn’t prohibit him from parting fools from their money.

They’re the only ones who make the whole thing possible.

Spread the word!!

Would ya look at that: turns out they’re ALL grifters!

This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social

How can that first guy NOT be a Stern phony phone call??

Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Katy Perry went to space, cried "feminism" while NASA's forced to remove women's achievements from their history, caused an enormous amount of environmental damage, & contributed NOTHING to art or culture while she was up there. She released a set list for a tour that can't even give away tickets.

Blame Congress.

FUTURE: “So, yeah, long story short, I pivoted from studying novel pathogen transmission in modern urban environments to mining lithium. Is it a good application of my 8 years of post-secondary education and does it pay enough to cover my bills? No. But I’m told I’m much more productive now!”

War hero schools a chickenhawk.

IT’S THEIR GD JOB!!!

Do-Nothing GOP: This is what America wanted. America: DO SOMETHING!

The patient had strep throat, and we amputated its legs.

So his point is, an education helps you understand what’s really going on? Not the dunk he thinks it is.

I think we can celebrate The American Revolution's 250th anniversary by having another one

The calls are coming from inside the house. The White one, that is.

If you take seriously the idea that we need to have zero trade deficit with every country, we better get to helping massively develop every poor country until they’re rich enough to afford our high value manufactured goods. Sounds like a job for USAID.

Doesn’t look like the golf swing of a champion to me.

One of your investments did not lose a dime today… SOCIAL SECURITY. And remember, it’s the one they want to get rid of… Paying ATTENTION, yet?!

Good thing I didn’t pursue journalism, cuz the pointed questions I’d ask this admin would get me fired pretty quickly.

You deserve to be fired.

That’s what happens when the check-and-balance teams don’t do their job.

Love. This. Right. Here. ❤️✨