Now that he has moved, is the correct name of the Artist (ie formerly known as Prince) Andrew Mountbatten-Sandringham?

youtube.com/watch?v=T9MX... This song may be allegorical (about American bombing of Vietnam) but it may not. All I know is I wonder who’ll stop this winter’s rain.

It’s really something when the Melania film is so truly awful that they’ve released the Epstein files to distract us all from it…

If anyone knows of anything suitable, please let me or Sam know!

Bugger. Landlord is moving back into the house so I have to move out by 24/4. Gutted. If anyone knows of a double room in Croydon or surrounds (up to £950 pcm inclusive of bills) please let me know. Must be prepared to let Lucy come too. Will have a good reference from here.

Very droll; very true.

MELANIA is the first film starring a sex worker that no one wants to see.

Absolutely right. This is a contemptible comment about a revolting politician.

@kinglucythe1st.bsky.social has reminded me that it is Burns Night tonight. Here is my Burns Night poem. I hope you like it.

The leader of EVERY nation that fought in Afghanistan and lost soldiers should publicly demand an apology for this hideous statement from the Orange Bag of Pus.

I hope no member state of NATO, including the UK and Canada, joins Trump’s Board of Piss.

I like Andy Burnham but Labour doesn't need the drama of a 'king across the water' any time in the next few years. Reflux are starting to lose support & the Tories are starting to be a stable ship. Labour going into meltdown would be a disaster.

Trump has now been speaking for over an hour. He has said nothing.

They are dreadful. They are football royalty. Brooklyn is their Prince Harry.

Anthony Scaramucci talking sense on #SkyNews right now. Dead right that we need to work as closely as we can with the EU, especially as an increasingly unhinged and showboating Trump doesn't really have many adults left in the room.

If an MP defects there should be an immediate by election.

My grandchildren - age ranges 10, 6, 4 and 3 - could write a more articulate letter to the prime minister of Norway…

Mark Carney at Davos. A line from his speech was a punch to my gut. “If you are not at the table, you are on the menu.” There is more to mourn after our exit from the EU - FOM & the SM are two, but having the EU have your back, being part of that bloc & being at that table made us more secure.

Is the White House now an insane asylum?

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is giving the community of the insane a bad reputation.

Come on, Congress, do your job. Invoke the 25th amendment now!

Why don’t the people of Minnesota decide to secede from the USA and join Canada?

I’m watching an old man delivering a rambling, incoherent, repetitive, unstructured and untruthful talk which for some reason is being broadcast internationally. Why? The man is clearly deranged.

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

Has anyone ever heard of a story in which Honest Bob Jenrick has done anything decent during his grubby self-serving political career? I haven’t.

I wish the world’s statesmen stood up to the corrupt bastard.

Renee Good was a sincere and decent Christian a way that Trump, Leavitt, Vance or Noem will never be.

A journalist needs to ask Farage if he still believes the world is better, safer place with Trump in the White House. Of course, Laura Kuenssberg could have asked him today, but the gutless sack of bile bottled out of appearing on the show and sent Dick of Dubai instead...

President McKinley annexed Hawaii (and other territories, such as Puerto Rico). He was also known for imposing tariffs as a form of protectionism. The third thing he is known for is his assassination.

The United States annexed the Kingdom of Hawaii illegally, and without the consent of Hawaiians, in 1898. Liberate Hawaii now!

US Speaker tells @bbclaurak.bsky.social that where Greenland’s future is concerned “diplomatic channels is [sic] the way to go”. No, arsehole. Respecting Greenland’s views (& those of Denmark) is the way to go.

Well said Vic. I’m sure much of twitter world agrees with you.

@kinglucythe1st.bsky.social In 1972 I spent an hour at the airport at what is now called Kangerlussuaq in Greenland. I bet that’s an hour longer than Trump has spent in Greenland.

She should stay in NYC - no-one needs to hear from a Slovenian hooker.

@kinglucythe1st.bsky.social Do you think Trump might send ICE to take control of Greenland?

A graveyard for the shittest of Tories.

Nadhim Zahawi? Reform?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ToryChancer #ToryScum

Come on, peeps. That IS funny 😅

R – Radicalized (Far-right politics & extreme policies) E – Evasive (Lies, lack of transparency) F – Feckless (Incompetence and inadequate) O – Oppressive (Racist & homophobic) R – Reactionary (Xenophobic & regressive social stances) M – Malignant (The harmful impact of divisive ideologies)

@kinglucythe1st.bsky.social @asiapac001.bsky.social Congratulations Australia. 4-1 is a fair reflection of the gulf in quality between the two sides. England’s 2nd string bowling attack is much weaker than Australia’s (so is the 1st string bowling & the batting & keeping).

North Vietnam and South Vietnam used to be at war. They aren’t fighting now @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is president. That’s another war he’s ended. Award him the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize or face the consequences!

Rome used to be at war with Carthage. They aren’t fighting now @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is President. That’s another war he has ended. Award him the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize now or face the consequences!

Athens and Sparta used to be at war. They aren’t fighting now @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is president. Another war he’s ended. Award him the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize now - or face the consequences!

Beautiful Greenland. Kalaallit Nunaat kiffaanngissuseqartuarnissaa. Greenland’s continued freedom. Fuck Trump.

We do. We need International Rescue to take him out. If only Thunderbirds are go.

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social this speech you’re giving shows you are unhinged. So I am attaching a hinge to connect you to reality. You’ll need some screws - as your screws are loose here are some new ones for you. Congress - please use the 25th Amendment now.

This speech Trump is delivering (it’s on Sky News) is characteristically incoherent, irrational and irrelevant. Congress, it’s time for the 25th Amendment.

If Donald Trump is presidential I think I must be a monarchist.

Trump just said Washington DC is the safest city in the USA. He says there hasn’t been a murder there for 7 months. I can think of one murder that I wish had occurred in Washington during that period.

Trump says he’s going to run Venezuela. He’s going to ruin it.