STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time. VANCE: No, George, I sai-- STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

Stop blaming Garland and start blaming Roberts!

Sunday Thought

It’s worth reading the whole description

Yes! 😂

When Republicans are pre-butting a pro-democracy rally like No Kings and making shit up left and right to scare people, you know they're losing and in panic mode. Pedal to the floor.

The 5th place loser is still trying to be relevant.

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

Spelled out: “Trump’s retreat from international institutions, and his wish to take over Greenland from The Kingdom of Denmark, a Nato ally, as well as infringements on basic democratic rights within his own country, do not align well with Nobel’s will.” Just for fun: give it again to Obama! 😂

Tie me up, please

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This right here….. 💯🙋🏻👍

This unethical incompetent clown makes me embarrassed to be an attorney. There is NO WAY this sorry-excuse for a human being could have ever avoided disbarment back when America and the Bar Association HAD a backbone. #MAGAIsADisease #Bondi

Everyone who read that is now stupider for having done so.

Sticking with Tylenol because they can’t pronounce acetaminophen

This is NOT making Chicago safer. And this must NOT be what America is.👇

Q. What's the difference between Pam Bondi and Meg Ryan? A. No one wants to have what Bondi's having.

Ridicule works. It's hard to come off being a tough guy when you're staring down someone in an inflatable frog costume, especially when they're twerking at you.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

"Speaker Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House may have more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records."

They’ll start calling us Gnat-zi’s next Jack…just wait.

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement? The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy. At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.

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At what point does a governor call up their National Guard to oppose the deployment of an out-of-state National Guard?

MAGA - A well funded fascist terrorist organization complete with published directives and detailed instructions on how to overthrow a democracy named project 2025. All people and organizations that contributed to this movement are traitors to the constitution. Call it what it is.

I was skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby told me he wouldn't open his parachute unless I joined TPUSA and recognized Charlie Kirk as a martyr to free expression. He said more stuff but he fell past me so fast he was out of earshot .

City mayors and state governors need to step in and start having law enforcement present and when they observe illegal activity they need to arrest the thugs. Start prosecuting them for their crimes!

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

Fucking Republicans.

Remember: •1 million seconds is about 11 days •1 billion seconds is about 32 years •Musk now controls $500B and 500B seconds is about 16,000 years. Billionaires are the only minority destroying our country. Abolish billionaires. Invest in working people. Save our democracy.

Wow, they did all that and got *two* suspected gang members? Suspected? Wow. And two of them? Wow. Plus a guy with a previous charge of marihuana possession? Wow. Wow, that is impressive. Wow, when are we throwing these heroes a parade? Wow.

The World Cup Will Be Opening In Mexico, Not Chump's USA, Because The World Has Lost Respect For Chump's America......

I can never decide if their incompetence is what might save us or kill us