It's the first episode of GenZuary and we're talking about the haircut that defined a generation 🥦 We're joined by the timelessly wise Alex Swartzentruber. Brocc with us on your fav pod platform.

We’ve made some bold claims about what trends will be in, and which ones will be no bueno, as we enter “the year of our lord” 2026. Check out the in and out list on Patreon, or be left in the cheugy dust!!

we are celebrating OUR culture and OUR generation this month... it's GenZuary! first episode comes out this thursday.

the true meaning of millennial Christmas

Milly Ex-mas!

our musical Christmas special is out now, wherever you get your podcasts.

it ain't easy having clout... but the world needs us now more than ever. it's the INFLUENCERS episode with our friend @jackdwagner.bsky.social, out now everywhere.

Bluesky peeps... how we feeling about the word MOIST? check out the new ep about it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWb2... with @salesforcechild.bsky.social

Yesterday, i had never heard or heard of Midnight City by M83. Last night, i started listening to the @millexcel.bsky.social episode about it, and thought it was a bad but harmless song. Today I pretty much want to KMS having that fucking riff playing over and over on a loop in my head

A quick word about our AI strategy…

millennial excellence is really damn good

i also tell the story of being offered less than minimum wage for my first on-air job, about canadians getting mad at me for being in a philly tourism ad and some of the unwritten rules of being a radio host. LISTEN! IT'S FUN!

this week we talked about Tiny Desk Concerts with oomfie @rahrahraina.bsky.social. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

My jaw dropped at the mention of la blogotheque takeaway shows on @millexcel.bsky.social! i havent thought of those since college when i used to make people watch the andrew bird ones after hitting the magic flight launch box

we are releasing a new episode every day until christmas! only at patreon.com/millennialexcellence

Here’s something you will be thankful for whether you’re American or not: The Napoleon Dynamite episode, ft. @websitehomepage.bsky.social, @cringegenius.bsky.social and Matthew Goldin from our “sister podcast” Chamber of Reason. Gosh! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zphA...

Anyone else got a tooth for the yummehs around this time of year? Call it a pregnancy craving — the fall weather is srsly knocked up with the gestation of winter. And there's only one flavor that will satisfy. It's the pumpkin spice ep bitchez!!! (ft. @howelldawdy.com)

Magic Spoon. Oli Pop. Fish Wife. Graza. These aint your daddy's foodstuffs. These are our snacks, for our generation. And we do things? Different. Gather 'round and pop a snack or two as we discuss the only ethical consumption under capitalism — Shoppy Shops.

M83 "Midnight City" is millennial excellence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqSh...

THE CITY IS MY CHURCH. The buildings of Manhattan are so tall. This week is all about M83, and we’re joined by music journalist @larryfitzmaurice.bsky.social Listen now on any podcast app. 🎧🙉

I went on Millennial Excellence and I had a whale of a time discussing America's most culturally enduring representation of a Trans Woman, Bugs Bunny. Listen to hear my eerily good Will Forte impression.

Ehhhh... what's up doc? But for realzies, what's up? How are y'all doing out there? Feeling okay? Maybe this will help: we have a new episode of SILENT GENERATION EXCELLENCE, all about Bugs Bunny, where we're joined by our friend @hausofdecline.bsky.social. Listen now on Patreon.

let me guess… no interactions

Episode 7 of Millennial Excellence is here… and it’s hairy. Or should I say… Hare-y. We’re talking MUSTACHE FINGER TATTOOS with @nathanhare Get it anywhere you pod.

6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 patreon.com/millennialexcellence

i fw this podcast heavy

Let’s fest, bestie. We’re talking music festivals this week, so grab your non-culturally appropriating garb and we’ll see ya in the pit. And let’s never cut our wristbands off! We’re also joined by our friend Dylan Rupert (of Music Person pod and #Dylanfest)

Y'all, 31 year old unpaid interns are so tired. The other website has been a complete dumpster fire in the last 24 hours. Not sure Josiah is even on Bluesky but his crash out has been a community manager's nightmare. Just another day at the office! #Relatable

no new followers or interactions... nice. #not

these guys are weird af. but i fuck with them.

You ever notice those little videos on Social Media? You know, the ones that, erm, educate you on...various topics? Well, here's the thing. This is the Explainers Episode. Because Explaining things isn't really about [x], its about [y]. AND we're kindly joined by @jessefarrar.com

Annnnnnd nobody GAF. #typical

New episode on Patreon. *sighs* Here's hoping this website actually respects creators and doesn't shadow ban me for trying to make a living off my art. www.patreon.com/posts/gen-x-...

and just like that.... 0 interactions #whydoibother

iPod... iPad.... iPaid.... meanwhile, we podcast. It's the iPods episode. Put it in your pocket and go for a walk! We're joined by pro playlist whisperer @gracespelman.bsky.social

needed this

I get so little interactions on here that when someone talks to me I panic and don't know what to do. #BlueskyIsForHipsters #CoolKidsClub #ImNotGoodEnough

I have a question for @millexcel.bsky.social future listener questions segment (“Millistener Questiollence”), do you think that “all of the [things]” came directly from Ron Swanson’s epic “all the bacon” bit or did it appear before then do you think, in society

not looking for ward to this week. #ugh

great our most popular post yet wasn’t even written by me. I srsly hate it here 😑

Did you know it’s talk like a pirate day? Arrghh ye going to listen to this episode? We talk all thangs Zissou, then pivot to a full on Bill Murray chat with our old friend Bryan a.k.a. @murderxbryan.bsky.social

I post on bluesky and get no likes. I don’t post on bluesky and get no likes. what I’m realizing is no one likes me

Lonely night in

there’s a millennial excellence bonus episode on patreon today, not sharing the link #whatsthepoint

Sunday Scaries 😕

another day posting to the void. can't wait for 0 likes or shares. #notcool www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciq9...

that didn't take long... Bluesky is just another Cool Kid's Club. #hipsters #alone

no one even cares that Millennial Excellence episode 2 is coming out tonight. everybody hates my guts.