This Amazon guy keeps sending presents to my wife AT OUR HOME and I'm fucking livid

One Battle After Another is even better if you view it as a Big Lebowski prequel tbh

This is infuriating. Old man sees a picture of a random cup, comes into the cafe and assumes he can buy it? Leaves bad review because... the *owner* didn't know what he was talking about. This shit should not be allowed

Just like my hometown #PTFC in the Open Cup, losing to lower league teams since time immemorial. When they actually draw a lower league team, that is

Wait, Scott Adams died?? lol what a piece of shit, why aren't we celebrating more??

They should make it legal to not talk or care about the band geese

Needle/haystack analogy: looking for Mulder in the Bermuda Triangle, X-Files s6e3 #NIAHS

So why did it suck so bad to begin with?

Needle/haystack analogy: looking for some sort of evidence in the aftermath of a building bombing in The X-Files Movie: Fight The Future (1998) #NIAHS

Must get really hot on these Balrogs

If you're calling for ICE agents to be jailed, guess what you are ICE

The squirrels are absolutely on one today and entirely unbothered by my presence

WHAT NOW??? WHAT THOUGH? WHAT?? #BAONPDX

Oof

Magical angry child might be my least favorite x files genre

Timbers WYD

Any Major Dude on at the Re:store #DanInTheWorld

Rebuilding center sure fell off a cliff huh

Fucked up that i can't join a rocket league competitive match on Monday at 2 pm

Maybe he wants to stay in Glasgow and learn from the staff at my beloved Partick Thistle, dunno if they need a manager but I've always been a massive #PTFC supporter

It was because i made this dumb and obvious joke wasnt it

I'm sick of stuff being the goat

Colm Meaney implies the existence of a Colm Nicey

Giddyup, we're goin robot ropin at the laser rodeo

US out of earth

Man, people in TV show search parties always walk the worst transects

You used to skate bro

Are random people doing Chris Parnell impressions for ad voiceovers, or does he just do it for everyone who asks

Troi gets nonconsensually impregnated by an energy force. The enterprise gets nonconsensually impregnated with the force that is DOCTOR PULASKEY

Picard is called on a secret mission to a planet that has been absolutely confirmed to have no lifeforms at all. We have full faith that it will indeed be barren, given everyone's insistence

I'm not at liberty to disclose the location of the drive-thru I treat myself to every order month or so, but i can say that EVERY time, i have to go wait in a parking spot for the food to be hand delivered.

Always fully twice as many cars in the Walgreens parking lot as there are people inside the store

The crew is en route to some sorely needed shore leave; Picard makes the huge mistake of noting how desperate everyone is for a break in his captains log

The enterprise responds to a distress call from a ship in a bad way

The crew saves most of the participants of a space junkie drug deal. Both sellers and buyers have hand lightning powers

I just spilled my beer in such a fashion that like half the entire beer got on the counter, my chair, the back of my right leg and the front of my shirt.

The crew visits an AI controlled arms dealing planet. Too unrealistic

Just finished another track from my nearly done album, but there's no video for it. The music feed we were talking about a bit ago would be perfect for an upload, but it didn't exist so

Riker suggests separating the saucer section for no apparent reason

It's FINALLY 4:20, geez what a long day of posting

Found some more chunks of my favorite rock on Sunday, here's a post about it on Tumblr #rockhounding #geology #agate

Needle/CLAYSTACK analogy?? Finding a literal needle in a swamp with a metal detector, The Curse of Oak Island s13e5 #NIAHS

Look, it makes perfect sense for me to say that Cupid deLocke is the perfect song, even if i hate the spoken word part, the backing vocals during that, and probably all of the words

Another elderly admiral beams onto the Enterprise, carrying their own agenda and likely a malevolent force. Something happens with Wesley

Just gonna use VLC for now

So my Apple Music free trial expired, and now i have no way to play the files i own and have on my very phone?? There is no just, audio player???

Live at Pompgay

Sorry for musicposting, but Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii is the absolute best example of english white cishet masculine culture we have. It's the best my people have to offer, and what we should all aspire to

Ah, just realized Where is My Mind and Say it Ain't So are the same song

Never experienced getting to work on my next album before the current one is totally finished, but here we are